Not nearly as bad as I...

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, MI

My favorite exchange of the night was to a dancer as she came down from the stage next to my table after her song: Me: How's your night Her: Great 'cause I'm thinking about your dick in…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, OH

Had a free night and decided to check this club out. Nothing special on the layout. It is a little cramped. Just a room that is 90% taken by a stage and the only places…

Crazy Horse

Brook Park, OH

This as a bland average club, nothing particularly exceptional about the place. I stopped by around 10 and there was a decent crowd for a small club but most of the dancers were talking to…

Elyria, OH. Saturday night. Just came from Bugsy's. Parking lot pretty light, but I said screw it let's give it a shot. Walk in black guy in a wheelchair who I think works not sure.…

Early evening after finishing up with business just South of here I drove by, saw around 10 cars in the parking lot and decided to stop and check it out. The bar is basically a…

I stopped while driving home to Cleveland from Michigan. It was a little after 11pm on a Monday night, two dancers maybe a couple other patrons. I chatted with one of the dancers asked about…

I've hated this place for years but I'm often in the area so stupid me I still take a chance and sometimes stop in when I'm driving by hoping to see an improvement. Not this…