Had to fly out of O'Hare...
Had to fly out of O'Hare today so thought I'd take a bit of time to see good ol' Heavenly Bodies. I have had some fun in the past at this club, but it is hit and miss, mileage is relatively mild but once in a while you meet a gem and have a bit of fun. Well, not on this trip. And the most disappointing part is I spent way more than I typically spend here.
First, $10 cover and for some reason I tipped the girl that takes my money $1. I don't know why I would tip someone for taking money from me and not really giving me any service, but I did. Oh well, just $1. The great thing is their drinks are only $1.50 which is great for the waitresses because most guys will tip a bit more. I gave her $3 for my $1.50 drink.
Had a latina looking girl eventually approach me (the nice thing here is that the girls actually do tend to circulate so you can get to check them out up close) and she, in normal fashion for this place, hugged real close, rubbed my thigh, generally acted sexy. I can't remember her name, but she had a really nice body, not skinny, but not heavy either. I say yes to a dance and made the mistake of getting the 5 for $50. I usually just get the 2 for $25, which is really a deal relative to most other clubs. Here is the difference, when you get the 2 for $25 it is just on a chair in the open in the dance room and usually the whole bikini stays on, maybe a tit flash or two, but the 5 for $50 are in a little more private area behind a curtain and the bikini top comes off or pushed aside so the titties are in view. Sometimes you can touch a little, more often than not the touching is one way. In this case, certainly one way other than I could touch her legs a bit and she was fine when my hands were on her waist, but they were quickly moved if I wandered too much. She had great tits, I'll give her that. Dances were very lame and she short-changed be by 1 song. I would have said something, but honestly I did want to just get on with it. She basically sat on my lap facing me, barely grinding for most of the time, once she turned around and rubbed her ass on me and that was it. Boring!
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