You should really start doing drugs...
dalex
Because what else are you going to do? She doesn't like collecting stamps like you do, and you really don't give a shit about the new twilight movie, or the brand new drug that hit the market that she's in love with.
BUT YOU COULD, see, start doing drugs, it's an universal bonding thing, it's ultimate barrier breaker, it's one thing old dude like yourself and a young girl like herself COULD have in common.
Don't drink, drinking is waste of time.
Before you visit a club, pop a molly, that will put you in a great mood, the girls will love it, they'll feel the energy from you.
Don't fuck with coke, coke fucks with your dick.
Incorporate codeine usage through cough syrup.
Open up your mind through LSD.
Don't do weed, weed is for pussies, unless you like black girls, then you definitely should.
Don't do crack, you need to be a classy motherfucker.
Point of living is to be alive.
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And if I really cared about bonding with a stripper, I might actually consider it. But it still is an interesting point.
Now, as someone who has never done drugs, not even weed (yeah, I know, WTF??), I've got a lot of fears and rules around drugs.
However, it would really enhance MY experience sexually, I'm not against trying something new. But I have some questions:
1. What's a 'molly'?
2. Why do weed with black girls?
3. And really, is there ANYTHING that really changes a pretty young girl's natural dislike of being with old guys? Or would drugs just make her give less of a shit about it?
Very few of them are sober when they're at work.
Molly is like a softer ecstasy. The come down is just as bad though. If you have something going on in your life that makes you even a little sad, that will be magnified during the come down period. Depression is a bitch. Alucard & Jester, if you guys ever decide to do drugs, avoid the ones like these. I don't need you guys getting suicidal.
Jes' make sure you aren't chugging stuff with other active ingredients... Safety first my brothahs.
Drug use is generally not a healthy lifestyle choice. I have far too many friends whose lives have been fucked up by overuse/use of drugs.
But at 24, you dont understand any of this. Give us this same advice 20 years from now if its all what it appears to be.
After a couple of trips to Amsterdam most weed didn't measure up, though I'm sure there's plenty of good stuff floating around the west coast.
That coupled with bi-yearly random drug testing pretty much remove the desire.
More power to anyone that does, just don't drive.
"That coupled with bi-yearly random drug testing pretty much remove the desire."
I didn't know janitors had to take drug tests?
Shrooms and LSD: two drugs I look forward to trying this spring break.
And if you do either, make sure you're relaxed. Being paranoid or scared before you take them is the fastest way to a bad trip and just watching someone else have a bad trip is a terrible experience.
After a few posts from Staxwell, I quickly realized that drugs will demolish whatever sanity you ever had. Isn't he the guy who freaked out a few months ago with all of that fucking insane REFRAME shit, and mindless babbling about some fucking Dalai Lama in platforms or some such insanity.
Yeah, fuck the drugs. I'm not that nuts.