Strip club buddy for curious female

If you are seeking help, it would help if we knew what area.

Most. Blatant. Troll. Ever.

Too funny!

You want the companionship of us pree-verts?

You would be safer going alone.

Nice profile too. Maybe a senile old fuck like jabthehut can help her?

I don't qualify. I am too old. :)

I don't qualify either. I am too young. :)

sc/motor,

And I am between you two, so... :)

I don't qualify, my dick's too big.

I'll take you, Rainstorm. But you have to pay for your own lap dances and extras.

How about alutard or tittyfuck? A couple of years too young, but both naive enough to think this is real.

..since jabthehut (fagthefuck) prefers young men over young women anyways... hahaha

dang these trolls are entertaining

Rainstorm, why would a woman with your "qualifications" need to advertise on a website forum where only horny PL's are to be found.

If you are as "hot" as you say you are, just go to your local club, buy lapdances, get the attention of one of many PL's there, and one of them will become your friend with benefits before you say bbbjcim.

Otherwise, you are just a troll.

She forgot to mention in the profile she charges 250 an hour.

Come on guys, with backpage under threat of being shutdown by the PC police, you know these girls, or their pimps, gotta branch out.

Hmmm, if you were willing to drive to Louisville, I'd be perfect. 'Cause you sound like my SB's type. :)

This reminds me of a girl who asked for a ride while catching me leaving a strip club. I said ok. After we were both half way to my car, she asked you aren't some kind of pervert who is going to hurt me are you?

Well of course not. I don't know any perverts visiting strip clubs. I was wondering how dumb it might be offering some strange girl a ride at 4am to some unknown destination. Lol, I wonder what she would have done if I told her I was related to Atilla the Hun?