How do I get people to attend a comedy show at a strip club?

16 comments

• staxwell

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  12 years ago

  Do what you just did. Only next time, do it on Stripperweb.
• philperedo

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  12 years ago

  thanks staxwell. I'll do that now.
• pabloantonio

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  12 years ago

  Its okay if you want to be a shill for the Sapphire Club, please by all means go ahead.
  
  But if I want to see a live comedy show, I will attend a comedy club.
  
  I go to stripclubs to see almost naked women rub their crotch on my lap, see beautiful tits and asses, and generally have a great time.
  
  I can laugh all day at other PL's in the club, like the great JUICEBOX. Juice is much funnier than any comedian.
• philperedo

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  12 years ago

  point taken, pablo. it's a tough sell. any suggestions on how to get guys that are going to the strip to even consider the comedy show there? or should I reach out to civilians?
• sclvr5005

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  12 years ago

  Most people who go to strip clubs probably don't want to be distracted from what they came to experience by a comic or a comedy show. Although it may work @ Sapphire, the two genres really have nothing in common and will attract different types of audiences.
• philperedo

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  12 years ago

  ok. got it. makes sense.
• Ermita_Nights

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  12 years ago

  I think it's a bit dishonest of you not to disclose whatever financial interest you have in this.
• philperedo

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  12 years ago

  I am the show producer.
• pabloantonio

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  12 years ago

  Phil, we are interested in dancers, not comedians. Sorry to burst your bubble and all. Good luck with the show.
• TortillaChip

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  12 years ago

  If you incorporate strippers into the show I might be interested. Hire female comdeians, have them strip as they joke! boom!!!
• jester214

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  12 years ago

  Your biggest problem as I see it is that it's Vegas, there's a dozen comedy acts going on everyday. If I want comedy I'll go down to Luxor and catch Carrot Top (by the way, he's fucking hilarious, if you get the chance see him) or pay a lot more and catch whatever big name is in town.
  
  If I go to Sapphires, I'm going to see naked women.
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  There's already a comedy show every time I'm at strip club.
  
  Whenever the stripper pulls out my dick she starts laughing uncontrollably.
• gatorfan

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  12 years ago

  You don't
• vincemichaels

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  12 years ago

  Bummer, motorhead. :)
• philperedo

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  12 years ago

  TortillaChip - we do incorporate strippers into the comedy show. They escort the comedians to the stage and hang out with them for 30 seconds before they start their set. There are also strippers serving drinks to the audience.
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  Tell them all that Burlesque has returned from the DEAD!