I read the other reviews, and...

I read the other reviews, and went to Beavers with an open mind. I also brought my own beer with me. Unlike some of the clubs in other states like Tennessee that allow BYOB, there was no per beer charge. I paid $2 and the girl at the door put my beer in a big bucket of ice.

Now on to the show...the first performer was an overweight black chick. She was showing off the Cat, on the center stage to a group of Mexicans. I was joined at my table by LaLa, an overweight Latina chick. She had a cute face but a beer belly that looked like it belonged on a silverback. She said it was her first day ever stripping, and she was up on stage, following the overweight Latina chick currently on stage. She got up on the stage and did not have a clue what she was doing. An anorexic black dancer came from one of only two stools at the bar to offer her some advice while she was flailing about on stage. After Lola, a hollow eyed , drugged out albino looking black chick walked up the stage with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other. She put them down and gave a decent dance. However her tits were like deflated balloons, but she did have a nice ass. I tipped all of them but it was the worst lineup of misfits and castaways I have ever seen. Not a single girl was over a 3 or 4.

I drank my third beer and headed for the door with my bucket. I figured a quick trip to the men's room was warranted. The restroom was a shithole. There were three urinals , all were covered over with black plastic bags and, buckets of foul looking liquid, were stored under each. The walls were falling apart, and Debris was all over the