I came on a Friday at...

I came on a Friday at about 6 o'clock. This place is tiny but very clean and everything is still new. They have a small side room with a stage where dancers sometimes dance, usually later on at night, but most of the dancing is done behind the bar. The bar itself is small as well, maybe 15 feet long and fits about 10 people. It does have 2 large, brand new flat screen tv's that are basically right in your face. The bartender's are extremely nice and pretty to boot. The bartender's are actually my favorite part of the place. Friendly, grateful, talkative.

The girls are all very good looking. The lowest score that night was a 7. However, there was only a few girls there. They offer massages and lap dances for $20. When they dance on stage they basically sways from side to side. They also have celebrity pornstars and dominatrix come in from time to time.

For LI, this place is pretty much as good as you will find. That being said, it has its issues. First off, drinks are way too expensive. I go to strip clubs to see naked girls AND drink. $14 a drink burns a hole in your pocket quick. They do have a penny beer night but I don't drink beer so that doesn't really help me out. Secondly, when I decided to get a dance it was after one of the lovely ladies sat with me for 20 minutes. The last ten of the those 20 she was stroking my cock through my jeans. By the time we walked into the private lapdance area, I was already hard. She hops on my lap and starts dancing even though the song is already ending. I should have said something but I was too eager to get started. She lets me touch NOTHING! Not even her ankles. She then gives me the most boring lap dance ever. I lose my wood, she doesn't even bring it up. She asks if I want another one. I say yes hoping she'll take it seriously once she sees I'm willing to get more than one dance. She doesn't. When the second dance is done I tell her I'm done as well. She then proceeds to charge me for 3 dances. Despite the obvious look of complete disgust on my face, she also asks for a tip, which I declined to give.