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Fanny May

Jan 12, 2013, 1:18 AM
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JuiceBox69
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Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads

How many fellow tusclers are buying a new home in 2013 ?

I just closed on one nice deal boys

Market value of $300,000 Juice paid $175,000

Good luck and god speed on all your investments boys

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gsv

Make sure you have the home inspected prior to purchase, also check the market value with sites like zillow.com

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motorhead

Before you sign the papers, bring your ATF over to inspect it.

Happy wife = Happy Life

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mmdv26

Which market value? The one before the housing bust, or something more recent? Now days market value is being redefined as the transaction price, and not what the builder was asking for it 4 or 5 years ago when it was new. Even the foreclosure market is short, as recent sales are less than what the lender has in it.

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gsv

mmdv26 has it right. Zillow is generally a pretty good indicator, as it'll project the market value of a home based on the selling price of similar homes in the surrounding area. It's not perfect, but it's one of the closer estimates you can get for free.

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Dougster

No more living in your van? Congratulations juice!

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bang69

with all the money you spend on escorts,strippers, & cam girls. where did you find the cash to get a house?

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Dougster

Anyone else shorting treasuries this year?

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tumblingdice

Grats! Check the comps.

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JuiceBox69

Thanks fellas....and bang I've got my ways lol

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tumblingdice

Juice! What kind of stripper do you want me to bring to your house warming?

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shadowcat

I didn't realize that double wides cost that much. :)

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steve3003

juicebox69 must be smoking something good :-)

Indeed good time to buy property, but only in some markets (indications are Atlanta seems particularly good). As to NYC: forget about it.

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Pablo Antonio

Juice, so all your musings about living in the hood, eating fried chicken, fucking common street hoes, using cocaine, living in a van, you mean all the exciting stories (I iwas able to read them thru a translator),

You mean it was all bullshit?

Juice you are the craziest fucker I have ever met.

Good luck with the house bro.

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gawker

I much prefer to buy high and sell low.

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deogol

A house should be seen as buying a home, not buying an investment.

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motorhead

Market value of $300,000 Juice paid $175,000

Plus $125,000 of fried chicken IOU's

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deogol

Yea, sorry, if you paid 175K for something, that is its market value.

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Dougster

gawker: "I much prefer to buy high and sell low."

Sounds like the txtittyfuck school of investing.

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JuiceBox69

#1 all my stories are all true

#2 I'm never going to sell this house I'm going to rent it out and buy another house

#3 club on motherfuckers lol

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