Fanny May

19 comments

• gsv

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  11 years ago

  Make sure you have the home inspected prior to purchase, also check the market value with sites like [view link]
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  Before you sign the papers, bring your ATF over to inspect it. Happy wife = Happy Life
• mmdv26

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  11 years ago

  Which market value? The one before the housing bust, or something more recent? Now days market value is being redefined as the transaction price, and not what the builder was asking for it 4 or 5 years ago when it was new. Even the foreclosure market is short, as recent sales are less than what the lender has in it.
• gsv

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  11 years ago

  mmdv26 has it right. Zillow is generally a pretty good indicator, as it'll project the market value of a home based on the selling price of similar homes in the surrounding area. It's not perfect, but it's one of the closer estimates you can get for free.
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  No more living in your van? Congratulations juice!
• bang69

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  11 years ago

  with all the money you spend on escorts,strippers, & cam girls. where did you find the cash to get a house?
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  Anyone else shorting treasuries this year?
• tumblingdice

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  11 years ago

  Grats! Check the comps.
• JuiceBox69

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  11 years ago

  Thanks fellas....and bang I've got my ways lol
• tumblingdice

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  11 years ago

  Juice! What kind of stripper do you want me to bring to your house warming?
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  I didn't realize that double wides cost that much. :)
• steve3003

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  11 years ago

  juicebox69 must be smoking something good :-) Indeed good time to buy property, but only in some markets (indications are Atlanta seems particularly good). As to NYC: forget about it.
• pabloantonio

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  11 years ago

  Juice, so all your musings about living in the hood, eating fried chicken, fucking common street hoes, using cocaine, living in a van, you mean all the exciting stories (I iwas able to read them thru a translator), You mean it was all bullshit? Juice you are the craziest fucker I have ever met. Good luck with the house bro.
• gawker

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  11 years ago

  I much prefer to buy high and sell low.
• deogol

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  11 years ago

  A house should be seen as buying a home, not buying an investment.
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  Market value of $300,000 Juice paid $175,000 Plus $125,000 of fried chicken IOU's
• deogol

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  11 years ago

  Yea, sorry, if you paid 175K for something, that is its market value.
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  gawker: "I much prefer to buy high and sell low." Sounds like the txtittyfuck school of investing.
• JuiceBox69

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  11 years ago

  #1 all my stories are all true #2 I'm never going to sell this house I'm going to rent it out and buy another house #3 club on motherfuckers lol