So, my buddies and I (we're...

So, my buddies and I (we're Canadian) were in Phoenix and NOTHING was going on -- one of the other guys and I ventured out to Tempe to see if there were any college sluts around. After a few hours, we didn't find what we were looking for and asked a cabbie what's going on in the town...and he took us to this place!

We walked in -- it was close to midnight and the place was dead. We sat down at the back of the bar and within 30 seconds we had two girls sitting in our laps, without any sort of greeting. I entered into conversation with the blonde that sat with me and after she said "Let's go to the back -- $80 gets you in and you can get whatever you want"! It was on like Donkey Kong...figuring that they were giving themselves away because it was so slow.

I get seated and the "madame" comes in to the room and asks for the $80 and says it was the room fee. I oblige and she said my girl would be right in. She comes in and brings me a Ginger Ale (and sets it on the side) and jumps in my lap again. She starts to undo my belt and asks if I want "a regular dance, a great dance, or a mind-blowing dance". Instead of telling her she's ridiculous, who would choose the regular dance...I wanted a little seduction action and asked "What's the difference?". That saved my ass.