Nasty, disgusting, gross, and horrid are...

Nasty, disgusting, gross, and horrid are the words that best describe this place. Right around the corner from Bourbon St. you find this little dive of a place. When I stumbled in, there were two other patrons, but they were both more interested in the game machines than the 2 dancers on shift.

Its a medium sized bar, with about a dozen seats and three tables behind the stools. The stage is pretty nice, and large. I guess it would need to be large for the elephant that was dancing on it. Man, was she disgusting. She was wearing a red tight dress, with no underwear. Her dancing skills were non existent, as she just twirled around the pole, and shook her breasts every once in a while.

There is no DJ here, the dancers have to rely on a jukebox. Even worse, the jukebox takes a couple minutes to load the next track.

There really is no order in this place. The dancers constantly stopped mid-song to talk on the phone, or take a sip of their drink. The most disgusting thing I saw was when the dancer stopped during her dance to sit down and clip her fingernails. YUCK! Now there were nail shavings all over the stage.

The other dancer on shift had to be around 60 years old, with a wrinkly and boney body that nobody would find attractive. When she came around for tips, she smiled and there was brown gook all in her teeth. GROSS!