I've never gotten TUSCL spam quite like this

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• dalex

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  11 years ago

  Doesn't look like spam. Just him not understanding how any of this works, thinking this is some sort of dating site, and that the pictures you have up are you, along with not speaking English well, and him being a horny dude. But aren't we all?
• staxwell

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  11 years ago

  "“Bby ineed to c u 4 a hot job ,luk my pix u c my dick bby”" 1st: Damn you, Chulo! It's my fault for not reading the message thoroughly. But damn you. I didn't need to see his African love spear. 2nd: Alucard has been sending me sweet nothings in PM's all week. The moment he starts sending dick pics, I'm going Troop on his ass.
• Papi_Chulo

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  11 years ago

  Good reasoning Dalex. At least you got to give Mario credit for being direct :)
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  I agree with Stax. Damn Papi, you should have WARNED us. Lol
• daddysgirl1

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  11 years ago

  Could start off sexually and lead to a Nigerian Scandal. Anywho, Dalex, a sweaty dick is a start for your problem. However, playing Jenga will a dick photo? I'd expect more from you. You naughty boy
• daddysgirl1

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  11 years ago

  *with not will
• Estafador

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  11 years ago

  Did you tell him your a guy
• staxwell

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  11 years ago

  I think Alucard knows I'm a guy, Estafador. That doesn't seem to be an issue for him.
• Papi_Chulo

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  11 years ago

  @Estafador: I had not really paid too much attention to it – I thought it was someone (figuratively) dicking w/ me. But Dalex’s comment made sense in that the foreign dude thought I was a chick and he was “taken” by my avatar. I actually PMed him and asked him if he was a guy or a chick b/c at 1st I assumed he knew I was a guy based on the nature of TUSCL – but like Dalex mentioned, foreign dude must have been confused and just dick crazy for my avatar (which I am too :)). I noticed he had not read my PM about asking him if he was a dude or a chick – so he may still think I am the chick in my avatar.
• pabloantonio

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  11 years ago

  Papi, many TUSCL members are not known for their intelligence. I agree with Dalex, I think the dumbass believes you are your Avatar and this is a hook-up site.
• Ermita_Nights

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  11 years ago

  Your profile starts out "I am a white Hispanic male..." Hard to misunderstand that even if you're functionally illiterate as this guy apparently is.
• dalex

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  11 years ago

  It's easily misunderstood if you don't read it.
• Doc_Holliday

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  11 years ago

  I'm going to start telling the ladies they make my dick sweaty. That's a good line.
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  " telling me how it makes his dick sweaty and shit like that – ok?." Sounds like something txtittyfuck would say. Is one tittyfuck's multiple aliases him pretending to be a black Nigerian dude? (Maybe also trying to scam money from you so he can cover his margin call on the short treasuries?)
• staxwell

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  11 years ago

  Lol a chick named Papi Chulo?
• jabthehut

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  11 years ago

  PM Mario back and tell him that if he is serious he will post a picture of him holding a sign saying "I AM A DOUCHEBAG." Then, change your avatar to a skinny ass skank.
• gawker

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  11 years ago

  Maybe he's got $5,000,000 in Nigeria and needs you to transfer it to your bank. Just send him $20,000 as earnest money.
• Doc_Holliday

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  11 years ago

  Let him teach you the ways of wash wash!
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  Reminds me of the one I got recently. [view link]
• steve3003

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  11 years ago

  That's funny (hope it doesn't develop into something more). But don't understand guys (I'm assuming) that put up thumbnails and such, and of naked ladies at that! But to each his (or her) own.