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Have u given up on traditional dating?

Being a strip club hobbyist have u given up on traditional dating? As for me I would rather fly jets (strippers) than some slow prop job (seamy so so gal off traditional dating site.)

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New Orleans Bachelor Party

My buddies and I are heading to New Orleans for my bachelor party next May and are looking for some recommendations. We will be there from Wed night-Sunday night. Can anyone tip us off on some good "high mileage"…

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San Antonio ???

Ima be there visiting soon. What's the deal with that ordinance they imposed this year? If I understand it correctly they've basically outlawed stripping? Hard to believe in Texas city of this size with such a big military…

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Shanah Tovah

For those who are unfamiliar with Jewish customs, at sundown Rosh Hashanah begins. It is one of our High Holidays and lasts two days (until sundown on Friday). It is our religious New Year, but really has several…

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Grand rapids Michigan

I am visiting Grand Rapid later this month and would like some local advice.I have read the reviews and it sounds pretty tame in them that' parts. I am from the detroit area and do not mind spending what I…

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Multiple Choice

What is a Juicy Lucy? a) a stripper at Follies b) a hip hong single by The Notorious B.I.G. c) a hamburger in Minnesota d) Juicebox's new girlfriend

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How to be fly at the club?

So we've all talked about how its not what you wear its how much money you have while others said its a combination of the two. While I was leaning on combination, a good looking hole in the wall suit…

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Dancers

Hey i live in yonkers and i've been looking for a young dancer 19-27between to try out diffrent clubs with me. I use to travel to philly every day to work at the red raven but got tired of…

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Something for the BB* people to think about

Oh, wasted time, they'll think "It'll never happen to me!" http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2410893/Second-porn-star-weeks-announces-HIV.html

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How rare it is?

We all know a strip club is a wrong place to go looking for a girlfriend, yet some people do it (I've been guilty of this in the past). These customers will say this stripper is different from the rest.…

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For the SAKE OF CHILDREN, BAN KNIVES NOW!

One person was fatally stabbed and two others were injured Wednesday morning at Spring High School. http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/1-dead-2-injured-in-stabbing-at-Spring-High-4785678.php

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APB For Autumn In Washington Park

I know some of the guys who live or come through STL know who she is. Worked at Dollie's, went to Wise Guy's, went back to Dollie's. Saw her last year, but reports since then have made no…

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Deadwood Sheriff

I think Pikey is on to something with the Lottery. What I propose is something different. Seeing that TUSCL and our common bond makes us an outlaw community, akin to Deadwood. Deadwood was wild and out…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

This was an ok club. The...

This was an ok club. The area is pretty huge with everything happening downstairs. Big stage and lots of dancers. Regular dances happen downstairs with no privacy and in front of everyone. Upgrade to a…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I had been to The Dirty...

I had been to The Dirty Bird once before but it was a quick trip. This time I had a little more time to kill so I was able to enjoy the club and what…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Description of layout has been covered....

Description of layout has been covered. Nothing has changed. I usually go during the day and never feel unsafe. Night shift attracts some wanna-be gangsters who are mostly harmless but look like…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

This club is pretty great. When...

This club is pretty great. When I first got there I was impressed by how it looked, very nice and at night there are a bunch of lights that show it off well. They don't…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

I cabbed it here late...

I cabbed it here late last weekend. This was my first time (rotfl) here. I gotta say that I am a fan. Even though the cute Asian dancer lied to me (special of…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

It may say non-smoking on TUSCL,...

It may say non-smoking on TUSCL, but this club posts clearly on the door "Smoking is Allowed." I went here because of all the great reviews, but left very disappointed. Few girls, none were…

Starlet's Gentlemen's Club

Queens, New York

went in on a Wednesday...

went in on a Wednesday night place was packed lots of strippers dancing and walking around. They were very easy to get to and the club is not huge as it looks on the…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

I myself am not a big...

I myself am not a big time Strip club expert of course but I've seen a few over the years, and this was the first one I ever shut the doors down at for 2…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Repeat trip a week ago.. wife...

Repeat trip a week ago.. wife was having a girls night out so I am like why not.. this place is always worth a short drive.. dances were ohk this time around. very decent mileage,…

Grand Daddy's Gentlemen's Club

Schofield, Wisconsin

I stopped in to Grand Daddy's...

I stopped in to Grand Daddy's for the first time while in Wausau on business. Walked in to a sparsely filled bar with no door person and headed to buy a drink. The bartender asked…

The Gentlemen's Club

Attalla, Alabama

So I decided to visit on...

So I decided to visit on a Tuesday evening when passing through from out of town. From the outside this place looks kinda like a dump and once you're inside it isn't particularly impressive either.…

Puzzles

Marlow Heights, Maryland

Ok guys i had a good...

Ok guys i had a good time sunday. the club is small but cozy 5 dollars a lap dance thats affordble. the girls are nice looking to goddess,bamba, candii, on point. I got there about…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Lots of dancers on shift and...

Lots of dancers on shift and the club was crowded for an afternoon. Most of the girls had settled in with a customer so found a tall Latin beauty on the sattellite stages. Caught her…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

I came to Blush on a...

I came to Blush on a Wednesday night around 10pm, and the club was definitely hopping, with a lot of customers and two dancers on stage at all times, with plenty more dancers walking around.…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Ughh. this place is terrible. It...

Ughh. this place is terrible. It won't take much of your cash, I'll give you that. It is the third world of strip clubs. I wanted to walk out right after I got there, but…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

I've been here a few...

I've been here a few times over the years and it seems like each time gets a little worse. This last time which will probably be my last time I was getting all kinds…

Scarlett's Cabaret Sulphur

Westlake, Louisiana

No disrespect intended but I've either...

No disrespect intended but I've either got way too high standards or the previous reviewer was doing a Hell of a job trying to sell this place. For starters, the outside of the club, despite…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

So I decided to hit up...

So I decided to hit up the CAB late Friday night and lets just say what you have read is exactly what you will get here. 1. The club is cheap entrance $10 2. Extremely dark inside…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

This isn't the fanciest club, but...

This isn't the fanciest club, but it's more like a nice cozy, hole in the wall bar. There are two sitting areas, a bar, and a pool table in the back. Like most clubs, the…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

was bored during the holiday weekend...

was bored during the holiday weekend so decided to hit up TL. ive never been there on a sunday so I didnt know what to expect. after sitting down i was pleasantly surprised…

Bustop

Boulder, Colorado

Strange club. Came in expecting to...

Strange club. Came in expecting to see just 1 star to spend some time with, but was instead presented with 7 or 8 girls with numerous problems. Don't consider myself an jerk or picky by…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I took a four day weekend...

I took a four day weekend for Labor Day, and decided to kick it off at the HL. Apparently, everyone else in the city had the same idea, as this place was as crowded…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Went in late afternoon on a...

Went in late afternoon on a Friday after a disappointing trip to HL. As I walked in, Clover was on stage, and the jukebox was apparently malfunctioning. She had programmed a Limp Bizkit…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

It's a good midlevel Vegas club....

It's a good midlevel Vegas club. I went with a group and you can definitely find the mileage you are looking for here. Some of the girls are pushy but you just have to wait…

The Bunny Club

Syracuse, New York

Dropped in for a short visit....

Dropped in for a short visit. A completely new group of dancers today in this still knights and knaves theme place with rooms with whips, chains and swings. You would think new dancers would be…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I usually frequent other joints in...

I usually frequent other joints in the area but since I've been here twice now, I figured I'd post a review. The first time I came was on a Thursday afternoon right around 6pm. I…

Spearmint Rhino

Oxnard, California

This is a nice club in...

This is a nice club in an industrial neighborhood of Oxnard. Probably the best club in the area. It is a juice bar, no alcohol. $20 cover seemed excessive. Club has nice sound system, light…

Pussycats NE

Portland, Oregon

Hadn't been to a "private lingerie"...

Hadn't been to a "private lingerie" club before. Hadn't really even known what they were, so I wasn't sure what to expect, but it turned out to be pretty much exactly what I imagined…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

decided to give desire a try...

decided to give desire a try as ive visited several clubs in the area. First time in there so im not a regular. Decent set up most bar seats occupied. But plenty of…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

After reading the a bunch of...

After reading the a bunch of reviews of this place, I decided to check this place out. Arriving around 7:30pm, the cover was still $5 (not sure when it goes up to $10.) First of…

Foxy's

Scottsville, New York

After vowing to never return, I...

After vowing to never return, I went to the annual pig roast and was greatly disappointed once again! The advertised 25 girls and there were maybe 6 and not one good looking one in the…

Lucky Devil Lounge

Portland, Oregon

I went to Lucky Devil around...

I went to Lucky Devil around 1am, after spending earlier Friday night at Spyce. Wow, what a contrast. Lucky Devil characterizes what I love about Portland strip clubs, and what I can't get…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Went with an old boyfriend on...

Went with an old boyfriend on a Thursday Night. It is strange approaching the club as you feel that you are in a neighborhood and then the club is just kind of there.…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

I've been going to Sam's for...

I've been going to Sam's for about two years now and it's a "what you see is what you get" kind of a place. Sam's caters primarily to locals, and like most "locals" strip…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

A heads up on comparing Friday...

A heads up on comparing Friday VS Saturday night. On Friday night, the bar next door called the Shanty Tavern is open, which makes parking difficult. If you go on Saturday night instead,…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

IMO DVu is definitely a hit...

IMO DVu is definitely a hit or miss place, sometimes the place is packed with beautiful dancers and then the same day/time next week it totally sucks.Like yesterday (Tuesday/around 6pm) the place seemed alright with…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

was introduced to the cab by...

was introduced to the cab by an associate, first impression was a whole in the wall where i could possibly get shot or stabbed. after paying the 10$ entrance fee we go in and to…

The Pink Pussycat Lounge

Tampa, Florida

This is by far the worst...

This is by far the worst Stripclub I've ever been at.. I wouldn't recommend this place even just as a stop gap to grab a drink while your waiting for something better to do. I've…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Hadn't been in the BM for...

Hadn't been in the BM for about 3 months so I thought I would check it out after a stop at Le Girls. There were one or two familiar faces but about 6-8 girls I…

Leather & Lace University

Charlotte, North Carolina

I visited leather and lace while...

I visited leather and lace while visiting Charlotte for the weekend. It is the only club on the north/university part of the city and its fairly small. There may have been a cover charge but…

Crazy Horse

Charlotte, North Carolina

With some free time on Labor...

With some free time on Labor Day, I stopped by Crazy Horse kind of thinking it would be a dud. At 2pm, there were 5 customers and 5 dancers - 3white, 1 black, and 1…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

I spent a week driving past...

I spent a week driving past this place while I was in town working. I took some time to check reviews and I was pleasently surprised that they were right on the mone when I…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

I visited pt's and noticed right...

I visited pt's and noticed right away how clean the place was.sexy girls and very friendly staff.i love this club and would come back and bring friends.i love the private rooms for private dances.great music…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Me and my buddy was bored...

Me and my buddy was bored and finally gave Titillations a visit because of the quality of girls we were told. Upon entrance, there is a bar wrapped around the stage. The place serves alcohol…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

After a night out drinking with...

After a night out drinking with a few of my friends we decide to hit up BSC. We got there a bit before 1230 AM just like always the club it to dim. Waited in…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

After a night out drinking with...

After a night out drinking with a few of my friends we decide to hit up BSC. We got there a bit before 1230 AM just like always the club it to dim. Waited in…

Eden Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

Went to legends in 2012 during...

Went to legends in 2012 during the summer and it was a hoeoasis. I had the best time ever.it was byob.so many women too choose from. I spent time with atleast 3 different women in…

Papermoon Midlothian

Richmond, Virginia

This use to be my favorite...

This use to be my favorite club in Richmond a while back as most of the dancers where pretty hot and even though it is a bit over priced to get in and buy drinks…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Exterior of the building is fine....

Exterior of the building is fine. Not in the nicest of neighborhoods, but not bad. Went there with my wife about 930 PM. Place was pretty empty when we got there.…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

I went on "Super Tuesday." The...

I went on "Super Tuesday." The first tuesday of the month is 5 dollar dances all day/night. My understanding is that all the girls have to show up on this day: Good way to…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

I had been to the CAB...

I had been to the CAB since April of this year and decided it was time again. I paid my 10 dollar cover and went in. As always needed a couple of seconds for my…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

This has become my go-to place...

This has become my go-to place when I need a break from the realities of work and every day! I continue to go on random weekdays not long after the 3PM opening. There…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

went to ohio for a...

went to ohio for a week and just got back ,after seeing the football hall of fame and other thing me and some old friends wanted to go to the spot in canton to…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Went there on Thursday afternoon with...

Went there on Thursday afternoon with my pals after dinner. It was crowded, and most of the chairs were taken. There were probably 15 to 20 girls working. Penthouse got the best quality of girls…

Wisconsin Dolls Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

I was in...

I was in the Dells this past Labor day weekend and had the chance to stop by here around 5pm on a Sat. Its part of an old motel as far…

Hollywood Cabaret

Southington, Connecticut

Went there on a Saturday night...

Went there on a Saturday night around 10 Thought it would be more crowded. Most of the dancers were in the 6-7 range. Club is kind of small, but stage is reasonably…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

With all the great reviews of...

With all the great reviews of the HiLiter, I was excited to try it out. Perhaps my expectations were a bit too high. I went on Labor Day evening and there were a…

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, Illinois

Tiger Tail is worth every dime,...

Tiger Tail is worth every dime, the girls are typically pretty hot, almost always a nice mix of every type of ethnicity. Money talks BS walks, the more you give up the green backs the…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

OK I'm an Indian so I...

OK I'm an Indian so I will have a different set of experience from others here. The dancers were mostly white or Hispanic. Only 3 of them showed up to me. Some of them didn't…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

I've been here a few times...

I've been here a few times before, but I never thought too much of the place. The place is kind of dingy and the layout is pretty weird. Still, I've seen some good-looking dancers here,…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

I went to Cab during the...

I went to Cab during the afternoon since I heard so much hype about it. When I walked in I was approached by a skinny Hispanic lady kinda cute but just to skinny for my…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

I think there were exactly 5...

I think there were exactly 5 dancers as far as I could tell. Paid my $5, sat at the bar and got a $5 Bud Lite. Very quickly a cute, but short and…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Had time for an afternoon delight...

Had time for an afternoon delight a couple of Fridays ago. Dancer quality was as expected, pretty high, maybe an 7-8 average. Had multiple girls stop by and chat. None gave the really hard sell.…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

I was looking for a place...

I was looking for a place to go Wednesday afternoon and I decided to try the old reliable Invader since it had been getting a few decent reviews of late. I showed up just after…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

The club looks like a palace...

The club looks like a palace -- both inside and out. Very unexpected in suburban Illinois. I stopped in on a Tuesday night when I had a few hours to kill in…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

The club looks like a palace...

The club looks like a palace -- both inside and out. Very unexpected in suburban Illinois. I stopped in on a Tuesday night when I had a few hours to kill in…

Eclipse

Houston, Texas

Went here with my girlfriend. ...

Went here with my girlfriend. They charge you money for everything. I parked far away and the valet guy still charged me $20. I don't have a problem with this place except…

Fantasy

West Babylon, New York

I decided to check out a...

I decided to check out a few of the places in the area recently. I ended up going to this place last. This is an adult toy store with some video booths and some peep…

Heartbreakers

Columbia, South Carolina

I stop into Heartbreakers every once...

I stop into Heartbreakers every once in a while hoping things have gotten better because it is on my way home from work. This leads to disappointment every time. The girls are just…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Got there on Saturday around 1...

Got there on Saturday around 1 AM. Parking is much better than at Mons Venus. Surprisingly still not many people there. There seemed to be as many customers as dancers.…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

This club can be hit or...

This club can be hit or miss. The place can be packed on night and completely dead another. The past several times I have been here decent for Chicagoland bikini bars.…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Went in with a friend after...

Went in with a friend after getting very drunk. We wanted to go to a strip club and neither of us had been to any. This was the only one that came to mind for…

Jaguars Club Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

I went to this club last...

I went to this club last night after a long time, just to give it another try. I arrived around 9:30, pleasantly surprised that it was so-called Super Tuesday, $5 entry and $5 floor dance.…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

First time to this club. Walked...

First time to this club. Walked in and was greeted by the bouncer/doorman. Ask me if it was my first time there and when I said yes he explained the layout and told me no…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

I went to Christie's on my...

I went to Christie's on my way home from the airport. Walked in paid the cover and go right to the bar as usual. I like sitting at the bar to evaluate the talent. Met…

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Your take on FS in the club vs escorts

Ok first off I'll say ive never really been into the escort/"hobbyist" thing but knowing there's guys who've tried both on here, what's your take on it? I've done FS with strippers and have no problem with it but I…

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Taking the Wife to a Strip Club

Has anyone tried this? What kind of mileage did the wife get? Any suggestions on where to go in the LA or Vegas areas?

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Money

How much money would you guys pay a girl to sit with you (not in the ld room).. Talk, act sexy, stroke your legs, crotch, and cock a little bit. What do you think... Like for an hour or so?

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It's either this or troll threads.

http://www.xnxx.com/video482705/porn_bloopers_

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how often

How many times in a year do you see the inside of a club ?

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ATF Club

List the one club that has been your ALL Time Favorite in your life time

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How to play this one??

Ok...I've known a particular dancer for maybe 6 months. Absolute 10+ in looks, body and personality in or out of the club. We've gotten along well, been texting and calling each other for awhile. We've discussed meeting…

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Toledo

So I'm going to be in the toledo area on a Tuesday afternoon next week and all I see is a bunch of mixed non descriptive reviews. Anyone have any advise on where fun can be found in or around…

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Good parenting

I recently visited a VIP room with a stripper who gave me a ridiculously good BBBJ. I swear my tongue must have lolled out and my eyes rolled back in my head as she worked her magic. The…

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strip clubs, drugs, & live in girlfriends...

In about 2 weeks it'll be a year since I first set a foot in a strip club, oh how my life has changed ever since. At that time I was socially retarded, lonely, no friends, no social life, 100lbs+ overweight,…

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I thought this shit only happened at 2 AM

What are the chances this guy LDK'd in his pants and needed to clean them before the Mrs. finds out. http://www.journalgazette.net/article/20130903/LOCAL07/309039939

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"And Now For Something Completely Different"

Taking a break from the endless “troll” discussions. Just a note to newer members about two other strip club related resources. Older members have seen these sites mentioned here in the past. http://petertips.blogspot.com/ “Peter”…

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y do people get upset ?

You call some one a juice sock puppet and bam ! It's a piss fight

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Charlotte 2AMer

Some in the crowd panicked, jumped in their cars and sped off out of the parking lot. Others, took out their frustration on police officers. Some, overtaken with what just happened, were seen crying on the side of…

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Police arrest five accused of drug dealing following raid of Indianapolis strip

An IMPD raid Aug. 28, 2013, at Patty's Show Club on the Near Westside netted police a total of six arrests -- five people on drug-dealing charges and one person accused of possessing marijuana. / Bill McCleery/The Star Five people face…

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For the record

Just for the record I am NOT JUICEBOX69!!! Founder banned him

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Updaze and juicebox69 and bang69

The same person I believe

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"The Lottery”

Loads of animosity on the board with trolls trolling trolls. Amusing as it all is what has become clear with all the bumping of old threads is that the righteous indignation about how the trolls have ruined the board…

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Confessions of Dougster (formerly known as davids)

This has all happened before and will probably happen again. The names change, but the game remains the same. Below is a posting from one of Dougster's old aliases, davids, during a rare moment of honesty and clarity. Don't…

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Shoot out in Tampa.

TAMPA — A shooting between two cars that began at an Ybor City strip club early Tuesday morning ended when the driver of one vehicle rammed into the other, sending the shooter fleeing on foot, according to police. The bizarre turn…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

Went here last Saturday. Girls...

Went here last Saturday. Girls were for the most part pretty hot. Some were nice to talk to. Others you could tell weren't sure if they wanted to be there. The…

Hollywood Cabaret

Southington, Connecticut

I went to Hollywood on Labor...

I went to Hollywood on Labor Day weekend. I was pleasantly surprised with the quantity and quality of girls on a holiday weekend. Over all I had a great time and the girls were friendly.…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I got my money's worth. I...

I got my money's worth. I forget the dancer's name but she was a hot blonde and she offered me a lap dance. The DJ offered a 3 dances for the rate of 1 special…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

This review is two-part story ending...

This review is two-part story ending at Paradise City II in Bunker Hill, WV (see my other review there). I did several reviews of this club awhile back, so this is an update. My…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Went to Delilah's for the second...

Went to Delilah's for the second time with a bachelor party, so this review is more for those looking for a group spot. It was a Sat night around midnight and the club was pretty…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

$10 to get in because I...

$10 to get in because I got there just after 1pm. It is free from 11am-1pm every day. There were about 10 customers when I got there. Most of the girls were…

Club Champagne

Woodbury, New Jersey

I checked this club out from...

I checked this club out from 6pm to 10pm. From the outside place looks really nice. And walking in the initial scan and the club looked clean and nice. I was met by a friendly bouncer…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Came in on a Friday night...

Came in on a Friday night around 11pm and the place was fairly busy, not packed by any means but enough people to keep the dancers happy. It's a fully nude club like it's sister…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Visited Gold Club Centerfolds on a...

Visited Gold Club Centerfolds on a Monday night after a conference in downtown Sacramento. Quite a drive from downtown but worth the visit. Got a double dance from two Latinas in the back.…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Visiting the Rio has become a...

Visiting the Rio has become a standard must-to on my list when I make my annual visit to Indianapolis, and this time I stopped by on three different occasions. The first time for this trip was…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

this is the best club for...

this is the best club for your money. YMMV with dances. You will not find ANY other activity other than dances, so if you are looking a hand job or more- you better go somewhere…

Privilege Lounge 216

Cleveland, Ohio

The club is a very laid...

The club is a very laid back atmosphere, there's a bar and tables for people to sit at. The music that is played is rap. The girls there are not that forthcoming, you have to…

Riverside Corral

Portland, Oregon

This place is Pretty decent. Not...

This place is Pretty decent. Not too many dancers, but the ones that are there are cute. Super low key, you aren't going to have to fight through crowds of dudes. Nice lapdances too.…

Gold Cup

Houston, Texas

I haven't been to this club...

I haven't been to this club in a long time so I convinced one of my girl friends to go with me here since she wanted to hang out. We get there and the drink…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

I was in Detroit for a...

I was in Detroit for a quick business trip just before the holiday. Had a few hours free Thursday afternoon and was up at the north end so my colleague a I decided to make…

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

My trip to VIP tonight was...

My trip to VIP tonight was pretty good. I'll definetly come back again. Arrive at the club around 10 pm and it was pretty dead. About 4 dancers there and about 10 customers. The club…

Silhouettes Showbar

Coopersburg, Pennsylvania

Went in on a Friday evening,...

Went in on a Friday evening, there were about 5 or 6 girls but it looked like more were coming in. I didn't stick around to find out. The layout is very strange. The pool…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Wagon Wheel has always been one...

Wagon Wheel has always been one of my favorite clubs in the country. HI cover charge keeps out the riff raff, you can bring in your own beer or wine so that makes up for…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Got off work early on a...

Got off work early on a Thursday so decided to check out Carls. Was there around 3:30. It was pretty slow with 5-10 customers and 2 dancers, both occupied. Carls is not really a club…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

My latest visit was a disappointment....

My latest visit was a disappointment. Mickeys is consistently inconsistent. Went in on a Tuesday afternoon and ordered a beer. Soon after the beer arrived, so did the first dancer, a tall thin…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Was on business in Detroit and...

Was on business in Detroit and made my plans to stop here and treat myself. Mandatory valet and since I arrived around 6pm there was no cover. The place was very crowded, as a matter…

The Event Center

Dayton, Ohio

I visited on Labor Day. After...

I visited on Labor Day. After driving an hour to get there (because Columbus clubs have gotten too expensive and puritanical), I found, despite the hours posted on the sign, was closed without any announcement…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I have been to the Oasis...

I have been to the Oasis many times over the years when traveling for work. Decided to stop in, even though the review have been heading downhill. Not much in the club…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Was my first time in a...

Was my first time in a long time . I was used to a certain quality of dance and dancer during the nite shift . From pretty young white girls to attractive matures to a…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Being from NY and having real...

Being from NY and having real legit strip clubs that girls will fuck you in I was a little bit surprised here. I don't know if its just me but to my knowledge I certainly…

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EVER HAD ONE OF THESE TYPE LAPDANCES?

only had about 6-7 girls over the years that had this special technique done to me. that's when she takes your dick on her ass crack and then w/her butt cheeks clamps and squeezes your dick. one of those girls…

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Clubs in northeast PA

I'll be in northeast PA for a couple of weeks. From the reviews it seems not that interesting. Any intel will help ( clubs to visit/ avoid and menu). Wil post my reviews after visit. Thanks!

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Anyone watch Ninja Warrior?

Looks more like Wipeout tonight with everyone plunging into the water. lol. ;)

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What do you guys do when a stripper you don't care for asks for a tip after you

Do you give her a dollar to leave or do you get rude because she might keep coming back? One dancer I don't care for keeps coming back. The last time she asked I said maybe later and then left…

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Strip/Dance Clubs

Anyone ever run into a strip club (preferably in the NY area) that is set up more like a real nightclub with a dance floor, etc. And you could actually dance on the dance floor with the girls (for…

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TDHQ "Dougster" Update

Most of the *newer* members here believe that "Dougster" is a 5 year old troll. What they do not know is that he has actually been doing the same shit, under different aliases, for closer to 9 years.…

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The Peoples Court

Was watching US Open tennis and when it went of The Peoples Court came on with a case between two black strippers from Jaguars 3 in Brooklyn. One had totaled the others car after working one night and both of…

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has anyone had any OTC action in mass clubs?

I have ben paying dancer's tuition for many years, I have been friends with a few outside the club, banged a few but I have NEVER been offered any extras or out of the club activity. I have a few…

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Classic Threads

Thanks to ranukam for bringing back some classic threads. TUSCL is a virtual Algonquin Round Table of wit and sophistication.

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Eugenics

There are times when saving a life is a greater crime than taking one.

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Stumbling Strippers

What an amazing weekend, brothers and sisters. The Mojave Desert was in full monsoon swing, sunny and rainy, lightning and thunder. Lake Havasu was full of bikini babes, bad ass boats, and cold beers(only cold for…

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The Felon Boyfriend and I

My favorite dancer Mandy told me she drives 2 hours to visit her boyfriend in a Michigan prison. She said he went to jail for drugs. She aroused my curiosity about this boyfriend, who I'll call Earl. Fortunately, the…

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I Don't Like Fighting Ten of You Guys at Once...

It's not enough of a challenge. Can your side do better? Please?

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What's it like in West Virginny Tunabro?

So tell us 'bout your West Virginny home. How many cousins do you have workin' the poll? And how many teeth do they have? (You can simply provide an average if that is easier). Do you sell meth or oxy…

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taking a shit

Ever.pay a hooker to let you take a big ol'shit on her chest ?

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Clubbing with a friend...

Am I the only one that hates this? Its probably because the single friends I have left that I can go to the clubs with are annoying. I got used to going by myself since I used to travel a…

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ED's Exotic Dancer Awards Show Announces Winners

CLEARWATER, Fla.—For the 21st straight year, an entire industry came together for three days of networking events, seminars, exclusive parties, a packed tradeshow and an industry awards show. The Annual Gentlemen's Club Owners Expo, held Aug. 20-22 at Mandalay Bay,…

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S. Carolina Swingers Club 'The Beaver Lodge' Gets the Boot

FLORENCE, S. Carolina—Maybe it was the name that done them in. A swingers club subtly named the Beaver Lodge—aka The Benevolent Order of Beavers—has agreed to vacate its home in a building on Hazel Drive in Florence after it was…

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Remember When.....

Remember when MTV used to show music videos. And this discussion board used to talk about strippers? But MTV began running shows like Remote Control and The Real World. (Remember Puck and Pedro season 2). And a guy…

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TDHQ Initial Profile of "Dougster"

Profile of Dougster ------------------------------------------------------ BASIC ISSUES: Dougster is the most active troll perpetrator on tuscl. Primary goal appears to be disruption intended solely for his own amusement. Has developed clear obsessions with a few users with a special emphasis on rickdugan.…

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now THIS is a lapdance

http://graphics.pop6.com/ffadult/blogs_100/48/76/3224876.2174.big.gif

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Sandwitches in the.Club

I ordered this one sandwitches B.L.T i believe and when i got it it looked like the cook wiped his ass on the bread....I ate it instead of complaining csuse I don't like to cause a fuss. And later on…

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Club Layout Preference ?

Not that it makes a difference whether or not I will visit a club – but … I like/prefer open spaces and prefer a club with a large wide open main room so one can take it all in (the view…

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Flight to Benghazi

Just watched a show about a plane flight to Benghazi that didn't arrive. It was the James Stewart film "The Flight of the Phoenix". A film WORLDS better than the 2004 version.

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First time to strip club

I'll be heading over to Windsor and will probably stop at a strip club and I have a few questions. 1. When dances are a specified rate of $20 do you tip on top of that? 2. Where do you get all…

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Serious Topic: On Good Trolling...

23cambyman's post made me think of a few issues. Primarily the issue of proper troll etiquette. The TUSCL board is one of the few places where people regularly post crazy shit. Often somewhat strip club related but not always. Often…

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Houston 2AMer

HOUSTON (KTRK) -- One person is dead and two others are in the hospital this morning after shots rang out in the street in front of a southwest Houston strip club. It happened around 5:30am in the…

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kool tuscl names

I just found a member that uses "KFC" he must be a lurker but that is of the bike peddles

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The Rise of Atlanta's Strip-Club DJs as Music Moguls

Artists Looking to Break Out Pay Mr. Love's Crew to Spin New Songs ATLANTA—On a recent Monday evening, 12 of the most powerful figures in this city's music industry gathered over Buffalo wings and Sprite in a cramped recording studio, making…

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What It Was Like to Work at the Lusty Lady, a Unionized Strip Club

The San Francisco peep show closes September 2. A former stripper remembers the empowering atmosphere, even amidst a grueling schedule. To locate the ethos of San Francisco's just-shuttered Lusty Lady peep show, one must look for a sign. Not some mystical…

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Mars Men's Club (Akron) changing to Evolution

Anyone been to the new "Evolution" club in Akron? It is the new name of the Mars Men's Club. The floor dances are now $10 instead of $5 and the VIP is now $20 instead of $10. Thanks to…

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Buying dancer's panties

Anyone try it? What kind of prices do you pay? I have asked a few times and get quotes of $50 but some settle on lower price like $20. I myself have paid $20 and another time I…

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Tuscl user issues

Tell me if this happens to you. Every day i log in as juicebox69 but it keeps calling me Bigtuna1 Did I get hacked ? What gives ?

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8/31/13

Who's clubbing tonite??

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About Troll_Defense_HQ

I am a war veteran and a long time user of this site. I've come here under a lot of different names over time and it has always been a good read with good info. But wtf has…

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penthouse VIP at PP in Greenville

was quoted @$95 for the house (bottle service) plus $250 for 1/2 hour or $400 for an hour with dancer. thought this a too high so turned it down. can get laid in ATL for less than $300 and…

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Email Hacking

Has other members had a email from their provider saying some one was trying to hack your account ? The account I use is just for tuscl. So it makes me wonder who or how they got my account email

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Sex just isnt enough

I need a cheesecake as well

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Lap dance punch card

I read the recent review for roadhouse in Columbus and it mentions a punch card for lap dances - 10th dance is free. Any one else see this at a club before?

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On Topic: Music Video of the Year

J Cole wrote and produced the song, impressive enough. But he also directed the video. Hollywood and major record labels are filled with video directors who are competent at best. A musician directing a music video and actually doing a…

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Cowgirl Up

Don't ya just love the fashion show at Wal-Mart? Was out shopping this morning and this 20-something girl (about 40 pounds overweight) had on extremely short shorts and cowboy boots. In what Universe did she wake up this morning and say…

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Ever seen a...

Smurf stripping on stage. Fuck dudes when I saw Smurfette stripping on stage I just has to take that lil' bitch back to the CR for a private dance. She let me ass fuck her while she put the bottle…

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Riddle me this...

Is tusclpolice911 growing on anybody else? I totally think that dude is a cop. Folks are complaining that he can't spell "legal" or "cell" or stuff like that. Shit fellas...that is what has convinced me he is a cop! What is…

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Ava - Ritz Houston - a bad little girl

She is one of most fantastic blondes I have seem in a long time. She is a smart ROB. She is one sexy gal but u will get air dances in two way contact town. Take her…

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What is the excitement of tipping during stage show?

So whenever I happen to be forgetful and go to the club on the weekend, (Friday/Saturday) I generally see a crowd around one stage or another eager like a beaver to tip. And after reading the thread "The Cheer" by…

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what happen to Juicebox ?

Last I heard he was butt fuckin a bus stop hoe for a Bucket of KFC ? What did you last hear about juicebox ?

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extras in vip

what extras do you pay for in VIP and what do you expect as a normal vip visit. I think that a hj, bj, finger bang and fs is an extra and will cost more. things like ass…

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Clubbing around the holidays

A few years back, I very narrowly avoided a DUI checkpoint on the night before Labor Day and that was only because the door manager warned me about it. That was the best damned $40 I ever spent.…

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Early Retirement

In the past week, I've had two different dancers tell me they are on track to retire in their mid-thirties. I believe it too because these babes are big time hustlers working the floor seemingly everyday. They seem…

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The cheer

Made an afternoon visit to my favorite SC recently. Place was packed as the long weekend approached. Pretty festive atmosphere with plenty of dancers for the full house of PL's. An unexpected cheer arose throughout the club as…

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Juice in Holding sell

Ok boys juice has been man raped, ass kicked, mouth fucked and KFC'd......he still want behave what else can we do to teach this little fucker to behave ?

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$100

Stage tip ? Kooliest shit I've ever seen

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i like

Titties

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Employee vs Contractor

With more dancers than ever being treated as employees of the clubs they dance in. Has anyone noticed the ever increasing number of dancers that no longer qualify for many of the State and Federal subsidies that they were once…

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who wants dougster gone

Yes or no

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Obama Clueless What to do About Syria

Did you guys watch Kerry? Um, we will, um, not sure... What do you think? What a joke!

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OT: Hunting

Has anyone here ever been snype hunting? If so tell us your best snype hunting stories? Remember on Cheers when everyone took Frazer snype hunting?

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Nuru

There has been several threads on AMPs on here but has anyone ever donr a Nuru massage?

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Labor Day Weekend

Good morning to all. The weekend is upon us and for some, the end of summer is close at hand. For those of us in the Southwest, September is often the hottest month or close to…

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Stink Onions?

Stink Onions, the true name for Chicago. Apparently. Some State names look kind of weird too http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23884819 http://www.kalimedia.com/Atlas_of_True_Names_USA.html

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Percentage of girls offering takeout in a strip club

Just curious, for the guys with experience getting strippers to meet them outside the club, any input as to what percentage of the girls you ask about this respond favorably to your overtures? 50%? less? more?

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Streetwalker?

My ATF has been carless for a week. Repossessed, reclaimed ( what a rip-off) and then the day she got it back, she rear-ended a car. So she's not been working much and has been hitting me up for Western…

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Crabs?

Anyone ever catch crabs from interacting with a stripper? I don't think a condom would be much help against those fuckers. I don't recall it being discussed on TUSCL before.

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TUSCLing ... Desktop; Laptop; Tablet; or Smart Phone ?

In another series of deep philosophical TUSCL surveys. Which do use most often use to TUSCLarize: a) Desktop PC b) Laptop c) Tablet d) Smart Phone e) Other (w/e that would be) I imagine this may have been asked before (even by me LOL) – but I…

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Itc in houston

A club near my office strippers have quoted me $300 FS in CR. It is $50 pay as u go CR. It appears I am going to core with a 27 yo stripper there. I offered her $200 OTC…

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STD's

Motorhead started a topic about valet parking. Asking the question "anybody actually have an incident with using them"? Well, what about STD's? There have been countless topics about using condoms to avoid STD's and even pregnancies but has anyone actually picked…

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Time for another Alucard PM count.

22 here.