A lesson from the System

11/3/2013 5:03:03 PM

If using the system gets us a 35% percent chance of fucking pussy

Then the implied idea would be

If we use the system gets us a 65% percent chance of sucking dick

Thanks rick !

24 comments

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Dougster

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11 years ago

Joker: "65% percent chance of sucking dick"

So that part of RickyBoy's "greasing the bouncer" routine? Brilliant work, RickyBoy!

Joker420

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11 years ago

I bet rickyboy shops a lot at "Lows"

Dougster

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11 years ago

Yeah, but gets his suits at K-Mart.

Alucard

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11 years ago

50/50

Either "Yes" or "No".

Joker420

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11 years ago

More like Gay-Mart !

Dougster

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11 years ago

I hear that, to this day, RickyBoy starts salivating like Pavlov's dogs whenever he hears the phrase "Attention K-Mart, er, sorry, Gay-Mart, shoppers!"

Joker420

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11 years ago

Lol....blue light specials in the men's bathroom....what a faggot !

Joker420

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11 years ago

Alcurd their is a maybbe so 33% each

crazyjoe

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11 years ago

Wow joker... that was hilarious...lolrotf

Estafador

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11 years ago

How does the bj increase by 30%?

crazyjoe

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11 years ago

Is rickboy actually greasing bouncers or does just get bouncer grease all over his face?

Dougster

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11 years ago

Great analysis of The System.

BagBoyJames

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11 years ago

LOL

Dougster

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11 years ago

Always good bed time reading.

Dougster

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11 years ago

Also good to read at breakfast.

SlickSpic

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11 years ago

And after my afternoon siesta. Ole!

JackFrost9

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11 years ago

And after my naps

SlickSpic

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11 years ago

I use to wanna be a biker. You know, real deal, bad ass 1%er. But I couldn't hack it. So I started up a moped gang. We call ourselves The Vespa Vipers. We're the 35%ers.

BagBoyJames

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11 years ago

LOL

zipman68

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11 years ago

Slick my friend...Vespas are way cooler than any friggin' motorcycle. Zoot suit, white jacket with side vents five inches long...

crazyjoe

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11 years ago

Slick...lol...did you ever take your vespas to Sturgis and talk shit to the Harley guys?