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A lesson from the System

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Joker420

If using the system gets us a 35% percent chance of fucking pussy

Then the implied idea would be

If we use the system gets us a 65% percent chance of sucking dick

Thanks rick !

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Dougster

Joker: "65% percent chance of sucking dick"

So that part of RickyBoy's "greasing the bouncer" routine? Brilliant work, RickyBoy!

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Joker420

I bet rickyboy shops a lot at "Lows"

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Dougster

Yeah, but gets his suits at K-Mart.

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Alucard

50/50

Either "Yes" or "No".

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Joker420

More like Gay-Mart !

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Dougster

I hear that, to this day, RickyBoy starts salivating like Pavlov's dogs whenever he hears the phrase "Attention K-Mart, er, sorry, Gay-Mart, shoppers!"

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Joker420

Lol....blue light specials in the men's bathroom....what a faggot !

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Joker420

Alcurd their is a maybbe so 33% each

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crazyjoe

Wow joker... that was hilarious...lolrotf

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Estafador

How does the bj increase by 30%?

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crazyjoe

Is rickboy actually greasing bouncers or does just get bouncer grease all over his face?

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Dougster

Great analysis of The System.

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Dougster

Always good bed time reading.

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Dougster

Also good to read at breakfast.

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SlickSpic

And after my afternoon siesta. Ole!

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SlickSpic

I use to wanna be a biker. You know, real deal, bad ass 1%er. But I couldn't hack it. So I started up a moped gang. We call ourselves The Vespa Vipers. We're the 35%ers.

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zipman68

Slick my friend...Vespas are way cooler than any friggin' motorcycle. Zoot suit, white jacket with side vents five inches long...

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crazyjoe

Slick...lol...did you ever take your vespas to Sturgis and talk shit to the Harley guys?

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