Avoid new club Allure in Chicago at all costs

In short: second most expensive club I've been to with the lowest contact I've ever had. Since it's a new club it's not listed yet but I can't wait to tell you not to bother.
In longer: dances are $30 each, champagne rooms are $500 a half hour, $800 a full hour. I tried two girls, a couple normal dances and one half hour. Only the tops ever come off and they shied away from touch even heading towards boobs while the bouncer constantly prowled and went out of his way to let you know he was watching. The dance reached a peak of half-hearted grinding frequently broken up by pauses. I get more consistent contact even at the Admiral (locals' heads will spin at that) and there the girls are full nude and consistently the best looking. Talent was slightly above average here, at best (and on a weekend, no less).
As someone who isn't a mileage hound and doesn't mind spending I'm about as forgiving a customer as they could hope for and I feel the need to shout from the rooftops how poor this experience was. To its credit the club is clean and new and quite nicely furnished and... that's about it. Feel free to ask questions.