washing your Nutz ?

I do and I spray some Gravity Cologne on my sack

The nutz AND the bolt. Good hygiene is a must.

I use steel wool and lava. Uncle Slick don't fuck around.

don't forget a little WD-40

Lol slick dick !......sprinkle some A-Jax and Goop and that's a mean wash

For a nice finish, use fine sandpaper

Always wash the boys and the stick adding a little body spray. Dont forget the brownie as when she is laying face first in your crotch you do not want to offend.

I use nothing but the finest grit from the Ural Mountains. The ladies love a smooth, polished mushroom head.

LOL

Wtf is "the brownie"?

I thank its the shitty Ass whole

I heard in bear country, always remove flavored condoms before going to sleep.

It's often hot enough in church for me to start sweating so I usually take a shower after leaving there. Then I relax and visit strip clubs. It's kind of like visiting hell sweating away listening to people tell me what I should be doing and then escaping, going to a place where I can relax, cool off, and enjoy the view. Recently it's been like soft core hell in church, someone turned down the air into the 70's instead of the 80's. I believe there must be some cold blooded reptiles in church instead of hot blooded mammals. Maybe it's just the people in the southern US. I might go to Canada one day and visit a large town with my last name in it and see if they are more like me.

I see no reason to wash my nuts before going to the club. The strippers will lick them clean.

I am cleaner and better smelling for a stripclub visit than I was for my wedding.