Always wash the boys and the stick adding a little body spray. Dont forget the brownie as when she is laying face first in your crotch you do not want to offend.
I heard in bear country, always remove flavored condoms before going to sleep.
It's often hot enough in church for me to start sweating so I usually take a shower after leaving there. Then I relax and visit strip clubs. It's kind of like visiting hell sweating away listening to people tell me what I should be doing and then escaping, going to a place where I can relax, cool off, and enjoy the view. Recently it's been like soft core hell in church, someone turned down the air into the 70's instead of the 80's. I believe there must be some cold blooded reptiles in church instead of hot blooded mammals. Maybe it's just the people in the southern US. I might go to Canada one day and visit a large town with my last name in it and see if they are more like me.
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