TGIF

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

That's cute, but can you pick up a peanut?

Omg !

What does an elephant use for a tampon?

Sheep.

How do you know that an elephant is on the rag?

There's a quarter on the nightstand and your mattress is missing.

Now for something different: What's the difference between a NMW and a human being? With the human being the asshole is on the outside.