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motorhead
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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

12 yrs ago · 1 min read

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that thing?

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motorhead

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

That's cute, but can you pick up a peanut?

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BagBoyJames

Omg !

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SlickSpic

What does an elephant use for a tampon?

Sheep.

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SlickSpic

How do you know that an elephant is on the rag?

There's a quarter on the nightstand and your mattress is missing.

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skibum609

Now for something different: What's the difference between a NMW and a human being? With the human being the asshole is on the outside.

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