You know what's a bitch?
Doc_Holliday
You finally get a stripper to meet up out the club and you get stuck babysitting. It's not even her kids! It's her damn sister's kids. I said, 'where's your sister?' 'Going to see her boyfriend.' Going to see her boyfriend?? Why didn't she take her damn kids? She had to run to work. I said 'I came here to see a stripper.' 'I know, I'll be back after work then we can have some fun.' Mother fucker.
It's alright, by the end of the day I had the oldest one, the seven year old rolling my joints. Took them to a buffet, acted like they never been to fucking restaurant before, raising seven kinds of hell. Went to the park and that was a nightmare. Came back to her apartment, finally got them in bed, now I'm going to sit here and get drunk.
It's alright, by the end of the day I had the oldest one, the seven year old rolling my joints. Took them to a buffet, acted like they never been to fucking restaurant before, raising seven kinds of hell. Went to the park and that was a nightmare. Came back to her apartment, finally got them in bed, now I'm going to sit here and get drunk.
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Could you roll my?
Won't you roll my doobie?
Just refrain from using illicit drugs.
I've never been a babysitter for a stripper, but I've met some of the kids of strippers I was doing OTC. The boys were little thugs and the girls were destined to be working the pole.
Just make fake ID's for all seven of them.
And don't let Alucard tell you fake ID's are illegal under Federal Law Making fake ID's is NOT illegal under our President. That's how a dude from Kenya got to be Prez
And don't worry 'bout the 5 year old and the bong. If they break it you can always teach them how to make one out of an apple.
JUST JOKING...seriously boys and girls, don't buy drugs.
Become a pop star and they give them to yo for FREE!
It cost me a day of my life is what it cost me! And by the time she got home, I didn't even want to have sex, because all I could think about was another one of those little shits popping out of her vagina.
I did get a blow job in the car and I have to say it was worth it. But, it's like after a hard day of work or going camping where you're so physically depleted, that final meal of the day fills the void of everything you spent. Shit was good.
No more babysitting Bebe's kids, though. I'm done with that.