You know what's a bitch?
Sunday, November 3, 2013 6:56 PM
You finally get a stripper to meet up out the club and you get stuck babysitting. It's not even her kids! It's her damn sister's kids. I said, 'where's your sister?' 'Going to see her boyfriend.' Going to see her boyfriend?? Why didn't she take her damn kids? She had to run to work. I said 'I came here to see a stripper.' 'I know, I'll be back after work then we can have some fun.' Mother fucker.
It's alright, by the end of the day I had the oldest one, the seven year old rolling my joints. Took them to a buffet, acted like they never been to fucking restaurant before, raising seven kinds of hell. Went to the park and that was a nightmare. Came back to her apartment, finally got them in bed, now I'm going to sit here and get drunk.
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