I lost it the first time in 1985. Then I found it again under some couch cushions. Managed to hold on to it until 1992 when I lost it for good. I mean I looked everywhere and can't seen to locate it. I guess it is too late to put up some posters and see if anyone has found it.
There are no 40 year old virgins. If you believe the stories that used to be in the old Penthouse Forum, every teeanage boy was introduced to sex by their 35 year old hot MILF neighbor.
I can't remember the first time (the curse of underage drinking!) but the second time was 1969 in a car parked at a playground in a nice subdivision about half a mile from her house. I distinctly remember the cop tapping on the window just as she started panting very rapidly.
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last comment^^^ Need a couple of clarification. In 1993 was it to a hooker? If it was to a hooker does it still count?
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More shitter reading
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Nobody here made the 40 year old virgin Hall of Shame? Or just not willing to admit it?
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As opposed to the second time I lost my virginity?
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I'm starting to suspect that this "Hard4Dancers" is just alutard posting under a different alias as he did last night. Evidence:
Uses one of alutard's pics as his own
Same profile as alutard
Not losing virginity until age 39 sounds like something likely for alutard
If you do work out alutard's age when now if he was 39 on 1993 it matches up
Maybe all just coincidence, but I would not be at all surprised if the OP is just alutard posting under his latest alias.
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As opposed to the second time I lost my virginity?
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If you're "born again" do you get it back?
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I lost it the first time in 1985. Then I found it again under some couch cushions. Managed to hold on to it until 1992 when I lost it for good. I mean I looked everywhere and can't seen to locate it. I guess it is too late to put up some posters and see if anyone has found it.
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There are no 40 year old virgins. If you believe the stories that used to be in the old Penthouse Forum, every teeanage boy was introduced to sex by their 35 year old hot MILF neighbor.
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Low !
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I heard that if Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he would hunt it down and bring it back.
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I can't remember the first time (the curse of underage drinking!) but the second time was 1969 in a car parked at a playground in a nice subdivision about half a mile from her house. I distinctly remember the cop tapping on the window just as she started panting very rapidly.
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