I wanna open a [strip] club!
mojito90
Anyone feel the same way here? I wish I could take all my idea and thoughts and put them all together for my own! I am about to graduate from college with my Bachelors in Business Admin. Future entrepreneur here... Idk how my wife would feel but if anyone on here has wealth and would want to be a partner, we should get something rolling...
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Ethics sort if get thrown out the door or covered up in some industries. I'm not talkin financial ethics, I support that 150% but what I'm talkin about is strategy and operations. Getting what you need to done and out competing the rivals is what its all about.
The devil is DEFINITELY in the details. Dang. But yep, startin small is cool in my book. Hell, Google started in a freaking garage.
1. Instead of going right out and buy a strip club, or start a new one, get a job in one, so you can observe the business, learn from it, and then make an intelligent decision as to whether or not that's something you could handle. At this point in your life, it's likely you don't have the financial resources to fund a strip club business.
2. If you really feel the need to start your own business, begin with something much smaller. A strip club is not a "starter business." Note Sharkhunter's comments carefully. Begin with something very small, and maybe work your way up to a strip club.
Someday ill own a small business. But this is a neat conversation. Anyone else have experience with this sorta thing?
I guess that's a question for everyone. If you were magically the owner of a club (all the issues resolved with zoning and laws) how would your club be different?
Yeah, I'm sure there are just tons of readers on this site with the money to open a strip club, willing to put up all the cash, but who are scratching their heads wondering where they can find a soon to be Bachelor of Business Administration to manage the dang thing! Good thing you showed up and resolved the dilemma for them. For advertising the opportunity!
The only scenario I could see working is if you have an area where there's 2-4 shitty clubs, and your business model is to be a significantly better club then the dumps with the expectation your club eventually puts the dumps out of business and consolidate the other clubs' custies into your club. Unless of course the mobsters behind the other club whack you for moving in on their turf.
Hey that's a good scenerio! The part about the mobsters is funny, I can picture that.
To be a successful strip club owner, you need to have the soul of a pimp and the morals of a whore. You have deal with shady characters. You need to bribe politicians and cops, face down motorcycle gangs, reach an accommodation with the mafia, hang with drug dealers and addicts, and manage a circus of lying, thieving, drunken dancers. Your business degree will not prepare you for this world.
You should try to find an ATF instead and enjoy. There are discussions and articles by members who will tell you how to get you an ATF in no time at all. Rickyboyduggan even has a system that will certainly get you started.
Except for the whole shooting thing. But interracial is now much more accepted than it was in '78. Hmmm...wait a second....did you pervos know that Flynt's would be killer was never tried? Perhaps the real "assassin interrupted" is still out there. Bonerbreath, you're a racist asshole...where were you when Flynt was shot?