A disturbing event

Lol

Driving with juice and he gets pulled over by a hot female cop and he brings out the cucumbers

Knowing Alucards parents...what could they have possibly done to him

Lol

Lmao

Waking up and remembering that you had a great time in a male SC.

Clubber walking out of Club Closet.

td,

Now that would certainly disturb the F%#& out of me!

When I was in high school, I use to date this petite sista. I hadn't gotten into her panties yet, just some titty action and her jerking me off. Well, one night, I had this dream that she and I were about to fuck. I was naked and ready to go. That's when she got naked and dropped a bombshell on me. She whips out this humungous cock and says, "Sistas are bigger, too."

That's when I woke up. One of the worst dreams ever. Thank god that she had a pussy and a tight one at that. First Sista I ever fucked.

txtittyfan takes over management of your investments.

Stripperweb buys TUSCL.

@Shadow-That ain't even funny.

No shadow it is not

Shadow...a lot of people would shit their pants

Oh Shadow, the horror!!!