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Do I Need Sex Therapy?

Nov 3, 2013, 9:58 AM
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SlickSpic

Please listen and then express your opinion.

  1. All day long, I think about sex.

  2. I jerk off when I wake up and before I go to sleep(except when I go to sleep/wake up with a lovely lady. Then we fuck).

  3. Currently, I see a 45 year old booty call and a 33 year old friend with benefits. The 33 year old is a dancer who started off OTC P4P but is now P4Free-how long that lasts, who knows?

  4. I also have my CF who I see probably twice a month.

  5. Rundown for the week-

    Monday-45 year old booty call Tuesday-no sex but I did have a lunch date Wednesday-33 year old dancer Thursday-strip club with ITC Friday-33 year old dancer & 45 year old booty call Saturday-strip club with CF ITC Sunday-non stop sexual thoughts

Mind you, I jerked off twice on those days and three times on Tuesday. Am I healthy? Is this behavior normal? I am able to afford it but should I spend so much of my money in sexual activities? Any thoughts, suggestions or advice?

PS-I just saw this hot blonde jogging past my kitchen window as I write this. This is not fair.

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Alucard

^^^ If this is going on to the exclusion of other needed & important activities of life & daily living, then perhaps therapy might be useful.

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mikeya02

You sound normal. Sex is like Krispy Kremes..."I'll have more please!"

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SlickSpic

@Alucard-My bills get paid and I spend quality time with my family. That being said, I haven't gone surfing since August and I haven't gone to the Jiu Jitsu studio since September 1st so other hobbies have suffered. I still write weekly but not daily like I use to.

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dallas702

@Slick, dude - be careful! Surfing is absolutely hazardous to your health and that martial arts stuff can get you killed. Stick to the chicas where the worst that might happen is a jealous boyfriend!

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grand1511

That's all? A little sex therapy could get you off a lot more!

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Alucard

"@Alucard-My bills get paid and I spend quality time with my family"

I'll refrain from further comment Sir.

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shadowcat

Don't worry. You will grow out of it. In the meantime just watch out for warts on your hands. :)

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SlickSpic

@Alucard-I appreciate you comments. What you said has merit and I'm glad that you brought it up. I need to reflect on my lifestyle and the choices I make.

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goodsouthernboy

Sounds like you need more sex

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sharkhunter

You sound normal for a young healthy male. If you're married, maybe not.

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Clackport

Sounds normal to me.

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ilbbaicnl

You should temporarily suppress sexual thoughts during your weekly Sunday palm shaving. Otherwise, could be dangerous.

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Alucard

Decent point sharkhunter.

You're welcome SlickSpic.

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crazyjoe

Slick...you totally need sex therapy. Just find a hot therapist and bend her over her desk

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lopaw

Hmmmmm....I'm not seeing any problems here. Carry on.

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farmerart

Isn't a chafed pecker the bigger problem for you?

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SlickSpic

I appreciate all the responses and glad to see that I don't need to spend money on a therapist. The dancers would be pissed at me.

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