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PSA: 3 New Articles posted

Trixxi talks extras, shailynn talks Detroit, and Stripper Feng shui!

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Seattle "peep hole".

I’ve heard of glory holes in bathrooms, but peep holes? That’s a whole different beast you guys. The Pole Position sports pub in Tacoma, Washington is located next to a strip club called Dreamgirls. In an attempt to entice male…

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Not a Portland 2AMer.

A Portland police officer near heard multiple gunshots early Sunday in the East Precinct as calls poured into 911 dispatchers about the shooting. Police turned up at the Spearmint Rhino strip club, at 15826 Southeast Division Street shortly after the 1:51…

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Chargers vs Raiders..A wager for Slick

I'll wager 12 rolled tacos and a dinner at Phil's BBQ that the Chargers beat the Raiders What is your wager?

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Today's List For All You Bangers

Today’s Question: Which of the below offered the biggest challenge for you to BANG and thus provided the most satisfaction of personal accomplishment? Stewardess Cheerleader Beauty Queen Nurse Co-Worker Neighbor Stripper I guess my bucket list is not yet complete as co-worker and neighbor episodes are yet to…

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Strip club manager, bouncers charged with beating, robbing patron

http://www.news-journalonline.com/article/20141012/NEWS/141019808/1040?Title=Strip-club-manager-bouncers-charged-with-beating-robbing-patron $200 just to talk to a stripper? I intend to post this as a club review for a PSA.

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King Lear, strippers, and show horses: Inside the $500 million lawsuit that coul

My Glock 19 is my favorite pistol. It sounds like Mr Glock had fun with the money he made from his business. "Glock entertained clients and associates with lavish dinners and visits to a since-closed strip club, Atlanta’s Gold…

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OT:Food

Food. Growing up, I think my family did me a major disservice. They never prepared me for the miedra(shit) that passes for food in resteraunts, other people's homes, and sporting events. Here is the why and how. I…

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Reviews

When you click on reviews and see the recent reviews, most clubs have a picture of some kind. Either their logo or a photo of the club. Some are pretty cool. Did founder add each one or did the…

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Shut Down Strip Clubs Now

The time has come. Do it now! The first case of Ebola contracted in the US http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/ebola-virus-outbreak/texas-health-care-worker-tests-positive-ebola-n223946 Semen, saliva, and sweat are known modes of transmission for the virus. Strip clubs could be ground zero. Do it now before we all…

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Harnessing the power of stoners!

Bill O'Reilly found that he shouldn't fuck with stoners on the Internet: http://marijuana.com/news/2014/07/bill-oreillys-marijuana-legalization-poll-completely-backfires/ We're going to legalize...wait, WTF was I talking about? Oh yeah. Dudes -- have you ever looked at your hand? Like REALLY looked at it?

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how do you thank you will die ?

I personally believe i will die before 49 due to being a maniac depression issues...im always on a high or low i never flat line...add heavy drug use, heavy eating, heavy gambling and heavy sex with cheap hookers...im bound to…

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where my System Lovers At ?

If you love making or buying systems of any kind comment with a enthusiastic Whooop ! Whooop !

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The Walking Dead and Censorship

As fans of the show know, The Walking Dead returns tonight for a new season. Last season ended with Rick and the gang locked in a mysterious train car. This is how the scene was originally filmed…

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The concept of "customer service" in a strip club

I've posted about this before, but I continue to be amazed by some of what I read. From time to time, I will read some comment from a tuscler griping about "customer service" from dancers, whether it involves being…

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She must be a stripper, right?

OK so I was at the sold out Arizona-USC game, and sitting about five down on my row was a very nice looking petite 30something blonde, wearing a tight Arizona T-shirt around an absolutely magnificent fake rack. For you…

Bare Den Adult Cabaret

Newton, New Jersey

Visited at about 10:30pm on a...

Visited at about 10:30pm on a Friday night and stayed for about an hour. FYI, they are in the process of changing the clubs name to The Bare Den. Admission was $20 (I think it…

Rick's Cabaret San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

I was on a trip to...

I was on a trip to the area and decided to try it out. I got there around 8 on a Tuesday. The inside was a decent size, with a main stage in the front…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Not sure why this club is...

Not sure why this club is rated so highly. Before you get in they charge $15 to park here less you risk getting your car broken into on the street. Was a $20 cover charge…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Treasures is a very 'corporate' strip...

Treasures is a very 'corporate' strip club. The dancers were, almost universally, gorgeous. But the costs add up so quickly that the value proposition - no matter how hot - crashed. On my most…

ICON Gentlemen's Club

Timber Pines, Florida

Swore I'd never go back after...

Swore I'd never go back after my trip 2 years ago, but recent reviews by others touted dancer Bentley and the new renovation, so figured I'd check it out during recent pass through. What a…

Rachel's North

Casselberry, Florida

love Rachel's Orlando because it's...

love Rachel's Orlando because it's the only adult entertainment club in Orlando where a guy can be treated and feel like a gentleman. I love how everyone from the host to doorman to bartender…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

This was my first time here...

This was my first time here in months. I was tired of some pathetic dancers begging for lap dances. So I had some free time and decided let's give it a try. I have to…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Went to Coliseum tonight for a...

Went to Coliseum tonight for a bachelor party and had a pretty good time. The first thing is that there is a lot of space and a lot of different women in there for…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Stop by here a month ago(after...

Stop by here a month ago(after a six month hiatus) and everything is still the same nasty bathrooms aggressive girls. The girls are usually upfront about their services while on the floor and watch what…

Body Shots Gentlemen's Club

Ocala, Florida

This club is pretty terrible. The...

This club is pretty terrible. The building is looks like a run down, old, abandoned house. The dj isn't great. He actually plays one song at a time, no mixing are actual dj skills. Drinks…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

Overall dead on a Friday afternoon....

Overall dead on a Friday afternoon. I had my pick of the 4 girls that started the shift. I walked up to bar to pay door fee and the first girl caught me and we…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club & Restaurant

New York, New York

Got a free admission pass from...

Got a free admission pass from hotel concierge. Though we noticed a gentleman handing out free passes in Times Square as well. First time in cheetahs and I was underwhelmed. Club was rather small and…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Every thing was pretty nice that...

Every thing was pretty nice that night including the girls, years ago it wouldn't be so great on a random Thursday but I had a blast, throw on the fact the place was pretty clean…

The Griffin

Holborn, England

Am quite a regular visitor to...

Am quite a regular visitor to the Griffin in the sfternoons when it can be pleasantly quiet. There is not a queue for private dances and the girls you like have time to chat to…

Castaways Gentleman's Club

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

First time to Babylon. I...

First time to Babylon. I know it had some reviews that said this place was questionable but decided to try. Getting tired of Adult World on Rt 22. First off…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

First thing first, this is probably...

First thing first, this is probably the best strip club in the New Orleans area. When you walk in, you'll notice that the club is pretty large despite it's unassuming facade out front. There are…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Visited on a weekday Wednesday afternoon....

Visited on a weekday Wednesday afternoon. It was very slow. Maybe 5 girls rotating through the stage show. About the same number of customers. Most of the girls were a bit tough looking with a…

Girls of Glitter Gulch

Las Vegas, Nevada

Well, the only good thing about...

Well, the only good thing about this place is it is conveniently located in the Downtown area. While the casinos in the Downtown area are pretty good, this club is quite inferior to the other…

Red Dog Saloon

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

The first thing you notice when...

The first thing you notice when you walk in is how big the club is. Might be the biggest in OKC area wise. There are two floors, but the top wasn't open. Several…

Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Stopped in after the name/ownership change....

Stopped in after the name/ownership change. They're open during the day now, which I thought would be nice. Unfortunately, nothing at all has changed here. Arrived mid afternoon, as they had been…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

I was here Saturday, October 11,...

I was here Saturday, October 11, 2014 around 12midnight. My plan was to visit Club Extasy. But when I arrived at Club Extasy the place was closed and an Ethiopian in the front was telling…

Discotheque Lounge

Agusta, Georgia

I went to this club because...

I went to this club because I was told it was far and above the best club in Augusta, and as I had to be in Augusta for a few weeks, I had to check…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

This used to be a pretty...

This used to be a pretty active place but it seems to have slowed down a lot. I was here previously during the week and it was sloooow. Hoped that going on a Saturday would yield better…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Was my first time visiting San...

Was my first time visiting San Francisco to see an old buddy and he took me to the Gold Club. Went in for the lunch buffet which was surprisingly not half bad. Buddy is a…

Vivid Cabaret

Wilmington, California

I've only been to this club...

I've only been to this club two times. The first time was a few years back and it wasn't very memorable, hence why I've only been there twice. This second time was great! I went in…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

I used to frequent PT's, but...

I used to frequent PT's, but haven't been back in several years. I had an opportunity so stopped by to check it out. Some things never change -- same bartender. Other things…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Visited the place a couple of...

Visited the place a couple of times on sunday evenings. Even on a slow day the club has atleast 10 girls and 3 always on stage. They are all super clean and wouldnt rate anyone…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

After the great Detroit sports meltdown...

After the great Detroit sports meltdown of 2014 I had to chill somewhere. I hadn't been to the Toy Chest in a while. It's been remodeled since my last visit, so that should…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

The Yellow Rose is a topless...

The Yellow Rose is a topless club located out on North Lamar Blvd. There’s plenty of parking to the right of the club. It’s a single room club with two levels. The upper level has…

7th Heaven

Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

This is your typical suburban neighborhood...

This is your typical suburban neighborhood strip club. The parking lot is not that big but usually has a lot of parking spots open. When you go in you go through a metal detector and…

Strip Joint

Pomona, California

I've already described the club in...

I've already described the club in another review, so this will be mostly about the dances. Good number of girls available for early evening on a weeknight. Three that stuck out. Delilah was a smallish brunette…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Went on a Saturday at around...

Went on a Saturday at around 9 pm with the purpose of getting extras. Since it was a Friday, this meant that the VIP room would be $100 for 15 minutes. Hardly anyone approached me the…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Stopped by Paradise after watching the...

Stopped by Paradise after watching the Lakers game. There were a good amount of PL's, probably about 18-20 of us scattered along the club. Dancers consisted of. Sapphire, Isis, Sativa, Kristy, Selena, Deborah, Dazzle, and 2…

Riley's Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Late night Friday visit. Across the...

Late night Friday visit. Across the street from Club Wax, parking was free but a bit crowded. Cover charge was $5 with a 2 drink minimum, bud lights are $4.25. Nude Table dances are $10…

The Men's Club Flint

Flint, Michigan

This place is still under construction....

This place is still under construction. Made a little improvement since my last visit 2 months ago, but still feels like you're in a work zone. Stage is now in the middle of the club.…

Big Daddy's

New Orleans, Louisiana

On vacation in the Big easy....

On vacation in the Big easy. Drunkenly stumbled into Big Daddys at 1am on a Friday night. Homely looking woman with a free admission sign at the front door, which should have been the sign…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

My recent visit to the Flamingo...

My recent visit to the Flamingo seems to portend that better times may be ahead. I visited recently on a Saturday night, and walked away cautiously optimistic about the club's future. For the first time…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

It's been sometime since I visited...

It's been sometime since I visited last but based on many of the recent reviews I figured not much had changed. I arrived on a Saturday night and paid the $5 cover. Decided to sit…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Havent been here in years Thursday...

Havent been here in years Thursday night I got back to The hot spot about 6:50, too late for the day shift but just in time for the finale and to check out night shift.…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Stopped in on the way back...

Stopped in on the way back from a business trip. Hadn't been here in several years and it appears not much has changed. Place is low key....so low key, in fact, it was difficult to…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Drove down one evening from San...

Drove down one evening from San Diego. This spot is option number #2 when I go to TJ, behind Hong Kong. They are both in the Zona Norta, along with several other clubs.…

Club 10 Gentlemens Club

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

.... As I entered Club 10,,,...

.... As I entered Club 10,,, A dance stage sit in the center of the club... The bar is on the back wall ..As usual my Jonson was erected... Maybe eight girls working,,, range from…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

This was my favorite club to...

This was my favorite club to visit while I was traveling on and off in Columbia. I always had a hotel key, so did not have to pay a cover to get in. I tend to have…

Sammy's on the Island

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

....Very nice club,, I was traveling...

....Very nice club,, I was traveling with a group of retired guys like myself... We knew going in,, this club was topless...Dance price range from 20-30-40 Dollars... The ViP price was so outrageous,,, for what…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

It has been quite sometime since...

It has been quite sometime since i went to Baby Dolls. I was there during the day last week. as has been mentioned by several, the daytime cover is now $3. My beer was 6.75…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Stopped by in afternoon. Last...

Stopped by in afternoon. Last visit at night was pretty lame. Club showed much better this time. Mon afternoon so fewer dancers but the quality was way higher than the last visit…

Fantasy Plaza

Houston, Texas

Went there on a Friday evening...

Went there on a Friday evening around 7pm. Paid 3$ for parking, cover was 15 plus 12 for vip pass. There was hardly any dancers that time. Few danced on the stage but there was…

Club 69

Flint, Michigan

Back in the Flint, Lansing, Ann...

Back in the Flint, Lansing, Ann Arbour, Saginaw, Detroit area for next three weeks. In Flint and thought I would try this place. Expectations were not high based on reviews and those expectations…

Centerfolds

Lansing, Michigan

Been here three more times since...

Been here three more times since my last review. - a Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, not on the same weekends. Since I have reviewed previously, I'll skip to the specifics. Friday visit, approached by a…

How to make Money Stripping

Hello everybody. I am an experienced lap dancer, feng shui practitioner, a psychic and author of the book ‘Feng shui for strippers’. I’ve noticed that tuscl.net website is very popular with strip club patrons and wrote a little article to see what people have to say to the whole idea of my method from a customer point of view, however any feedback is appreciated. Most experienced dancers will agree that the ability to make a mental and emotional ‘connection’ with a customer is what makes the most money in their business. Remember the legendary saying ‘All you need is just one good guy’? Or ‘You can only make so much selling dances, but when you really get into a guys head…

A Dancer's Perspective on Extras

Extras are generally frowned upon in the strip club in every known outward presentation; however they are happening in every discreet corner possible. When I happened to mention to another dancer who was sitting at the bar “that customer is a little freaky” she cautioned me not to be so vocal about the “freaky” customers. She responded “that’s how we make money and we can only make it if we keep that information to ourselves.” I agreed and even felt a little embarrassed for my drunken admission, hoping that no one was paying attention to what I said. Even though extras are an everyday occurrence where I work, they are still illegal and the risk of being caught results…

Detroit Strip Club Guide

To give a little background on me, I am in my mid 30s and have been an avid strip club fan for over 10 years. I may not make many trips to the clubs but when I do I go "all out." If I run into a city on my business travels that has great clubs I will go back multiple times specifically for clubbing. On the other hand if I know the clubs in the city I'm in aren't good, I won't even bother going out. My favorite cities to club in are Phoenix, Toronto and Montreal. New to that group is Detroit. If you’re an extras guy I’d have to say Detroit…

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The Ronettes.....cute/hot/sexy?

I say yes. Wonder what you guys think.

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I'm boring

In virtually all of these, I prefer the "before" version. Certes, part of that is because that's also the younger version, but it's not the totality of my preference by a long shot. http://www.fame10.com/style/celebrities-before-they-had-stylists-12-shocking-photos

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Going to the Promised Land - Detroit - Any Recommendations?

I have a few trips to Detroit planned over the next few months. What are the best places get relaxed?

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Pocket Pussy

What are the best brands ?

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Siamese Twins

If you got dances from siamese twins would it cost you 2x? What if she had 2 heads but mostly only one body. Then 1.5x? Lastly do siamese twins strippers exist? I just want to be prepared for everything. :)

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stripclub playlist

So guys, I'm gonna be seeing some women individually and I always let them know my fetish is to see a nice good lap dance (not just ass to lap grindage either) before some good balls deep action. But most…

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Satisfaction Guaranteed dances

Papi started a discussion about free dances which I have never been offered. I have been offered 1/2 price dances mainly from ugly girls who were probably struggling to get dances. So that discussion reminded me of being offered "satisfaction guaranteed"…

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They have got to be kidding!

This family and the jackson ilk have got to be kidding! The guy SHOULD have been isolated in a F$%#ING jail cell and left to rot!!! http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/ebola-victim-thomas-eric-duncan-family-angry-care-article-1.1968702

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Who is more important to a strip club? Cash flushed customers or beautiful strip

I have spend some time pondering over this matter. It would seem that Stripclub owners tend to side with their strippers over issues that arise in the club. I was once told to pay a $100 tip for a VIP…

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PSA: New article posted: So You Wanna Buy a Strip Club?

Important!

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OT: Travel Tips from the CDC

Avoid nonessential travel to Liberia, Guinea, and Sierra Leone. If you must travel, please make sure to do the following: Before your trip check your health insurance plan and benefits to learn what is covered in the event that you become ill.…

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Semi OT: Inappropriate Boobage

Now I love big tits as much as the next guy. Natural, fake, who the fuck cares.... But there is a limit. There is "Inappropriate Boobage". Tits that pass the point of being sexy, and become strange, awkward, and just not…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

It was my first visit to...

It was my first visit to the club (or Iowa for that matter) and it was an overall ok experience. I had time to kill before a flight and it is very close to the…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Stopped in a couple weeks ago...

Stopped in a couple weeks ago on a Saturday night following a Cardinal game and club was packed, ususally go in afternoons. Dancers were average at best,a few were straight up fat (not thick) and…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

I realized it has been almost...

I realized it has been almost 1 year since my last review of Rose City Strip. For me, this club has been consistently a good value for drinks, stage dancing, and private dances.…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

I stopped by Dollies to see...

I stopped by Dollies to see Honey on the way home but wasn't working, so I looked to see if anybody new was there, a Cherry was working she said she had just came back.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Pandoras is my favorite club. The...

Pandoras is my favorite club. The club itself is average but the girls are over the top. Stopped by today over lunch. 8-9 girls, all but 2 were hot with tight bods and enhanced boobs.…

Whispers

Basehor, Kansas

The first time I was at...

The first time I was at whispers it was awesome... this last time not so much. Me and a friend went in and sat down immediately a hot voluptuous blonde came and sat down next…

Platinum Lace

London, England

Found this club a little disappointing...

Found this club a little disappointing based on other reviews. I have got the impression this is the star club in the city, but maybe that's just a comment on the other options available. It…

Rick's DFW

Fort Worth, Texas

The girls for the most part...

The girls for the most part are very 817. It's a strip club, so of course there's a good amount of silicone, but from what I could tell, a solid majority of the girls…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

Stopped in to Georgie's more because...

Stopped in to Georgie's more because they were the only game in town on a Sunday afternoon. My first visit to a ohio club and first experience with bar dances. The first dancer to…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

So as a Jet Strip fan,...

So as a Jet Strip fan, I have never had the chance to visit Bare Elegance LAX before. Not sure what made me head over to BE, but I did tonight, and now I'm writing…

The Pony

McClure, Illinois

visited the pony on my way...

visited the pony on my way through illinois. cheap club. dodgy. definitely breaking some rules. night was slow so spent a lot of time chatting with the dancers; got a good lapdance from Brandy, who…

Watering Hole Lounge

Pioneer, Tennessee

Thought I would give it another...

Thought I would give it another go and headed down I-65 to the Hole. Unlike the last visit, a much wider variety of dancers. And a bonus... no Joy, who is a lot…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

I visited this club on Friday...

I visited this club on Friday afternoon to try to relax a little away from work. I expected to encounter a lively atmosphere, but lo and behold, this was a gathering of social security retirees.…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

I spend Friday and Sunday afternoon...

I spend Friday and Sunday afternoon in this club because it is quickly becoming my go to club. For most of us who slave for our dollars, you get a lot of value for your…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Decent trip. While the drive...

Decent trip. While the drive to providence is probably worth it, the foxy Brockton is a decent choice if you don't have the extra time. $10 cover, nice parking lot. Was not…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

The Harem is still a fun...

The Harem is still a fun club. Two changes from my last visit (in 2012). The club is now non-smoking inside, which makes hanging out without smelling like an ashtray possible. The…

Elysium Gentlemen's Club

Bunker Hill, West Virginia

For reasons detailed below, I no...

For reasons detailed below, I no longer go here. Like every other club in Berkeley county, this place is dealing with the smoking ban, poorly. The unlit back stoop is smoking central, no renovation…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

This is my favorite club in...

This is my favorite club in Raleigh right now. They have girls for all types, ranging from the tatted up alt girls, to the girl next door, and even some surgically enhanced barbies.…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

It's been well over a year...

It's been well over a year since I was in the area. I don't think I'd go to this club if I wasn't. Since then, they've done some remodeling work, most notably upgrading…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Stopped in for a nightcap just...

Stopped in for a nightcap just to see if things have improved. Good variety of dancers, which is always a plus. Started chatting with the waitress who was a very attractive and friendly.…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I checked out TD's North for...

I checked out TD's North for the first time, also my first day trip. I ordered lunch, but the dances were the real reason for the trip. When I first arrived around 1240, it was…

Elan's of Connecticut

Danbury, Connecticut

I had a week in Western...

I had a week in Western Connecticut and had been to Elan's in the distant past and recalled having a good time then. This time the visits (I had several this past week) were…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

In Phx for the weekend. Went...

In Phx for the weekend. Went to BML on Friday afternoon. I liked the update of the club. Paid my $12 got a bottle water from a hot young chica. Some small talk in spanish…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Arrived on Friday evening at about...

Arrived on Friday evening at about 10:00. Average crowd for that time, maybe lighter than normal. Plenty of women to choose from, but I noticed an alarming number of skanky looking tattoo covered women,…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

It was Thursday night and I...

It was Thursday night and I had a whole bunch of free time in Laurel, MD so I figured why not Google strip clubs and see what comes up in this area. Ebony Inn came…

Blue Fox

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Hands down, this is still one...

Hands down, this is still one of my favorite clubs. Friendly girls, cheap beer, and great dances. I went in a couple weeks back and got a nice private double dance from Pearl and Shelby.…

Harley Riders Night Club

Clinton, Maryland

I heard about this club from...

I heard about this club from a friend and figured why not visit. It's located in an industrial area with warehouses to its right and commercial office lots in all other directions. It's a safe…

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

I stopped by around 2p and...

I stopped by around 2p and the parking lot was packed. The VIP was full as well as the sofa's along the rear wall. There about 12-15 ladies working. It was a…

Club Harem

Baltimore, Maryland

I stopped into Harem as my...

I stopped into Harem as my third or fourth stop on a Block tour one night. Unfortunately I started a bit late so had to rush in and out of many places. Stopped here as Red Room…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

I went with some friends for...

I went with some friends for a bachelor party the other night. Unfortunately we got there later than we wanted to and stayed about a half-hour until they closed. There were a ton of hot…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Can be off depending on when...

Can be off depending on when you go, every time I come here it is great! Some of the hottest girls i've seen at a strip club. I don't live in the area so I…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Went here with my buddy last...

Went here with my buddy last week as we were on our way back home from foxwoods driving to MA. Have been here lots of times after hearing rave reviews from my friends that go…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

Visited around 5pm on a Saturday...

Visited around 5pm on a Saturday hoping to hook up with my favorite Adora. She had already left so I was in search of a new beauty. Fortunate enough to have a taller…

Déjà Vu Lake Station

Lake Station, Indiana

quick stop off the expressway to...

quick stop off the expressway to get out of slow-moving traffic ... No Cover, although I had to sign a sheet at the entrance. You will smell cigarette smoke (It's Indiana) and fresh-popped popcorn. Nice…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Was in LA with a colleague...

Was in LA with a colleague who wanted to check out the legendary clubs in COI. We drove out on a Friday night and grabbed a cheap hotel room nearby. Since most of the clubs in…

Hidden Gem Club

Spring City, Pennsylvania

I was in the area Thursday...

I was in the area Thursday afternoon so dropped in to check out Pumptown. Haven't been here for a while. Was about 4pm. Place was pretty empty, 3 others at the bar, 2…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

For a few different reasons I...

For a few different reasons I won't be strip clubbing for awhile, so I decided to try one of the hole in the wall dives I haven't been to before I went on my sabbatical.…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

This club used to be one...

This club used to be one of my favorite spots to relax and take in the sights, if you know what I'm talking about. I hadn't been in the area in a while, so I…

Amanda's Place

Warr Acres, Oklahoma

Returned to Amanda's on Friday (10/10/14)....

Returned to Amanda's on Friday (10/10/14). Got in before 3:00PM and stayed until after 4:30PM. There were about 6 to 8 dancers and 8 to12 patrons during my visit. Dancers were mostly friendy, and dancing for…

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, Ontario

Stopped by around 8pm. Beer was...

Stopped by around 8pm. Beer was 5.50. 4 dancers available ranging from 5 to 8 in appearance. Girls not aggressive at all. Very laid back. No one approached me until I got eye contact and…

Fantasy Island

Houston, Texas

The place is in a corner...

The place is in a corner in a shopping center on Westhiemer. The venue is larger than I expected it to be. When I walked in there was not a lady in sight. I stayed…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Took a trip to San Fran...

Took a trip to San Fran this summer and of course, looked through TUSCL to find out what would be the best place of SF to visit. I chose The Crazy Horse Theatre because of…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

It's been a long time since...

It's been a long time since I've been to this place. In town for business, I drove in to KC from Shawnee. I needed to hit an ATM and thankfully they have one upstairs and…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

What a great time I had...

What a great time I had at this place last night. I left Hi Liter early because there were too many skanks and tattoo laden piglets, and walked into Bourbon Street to find so…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Its a nice cozy club. The...

Its a nice cozy club. The dancers are usually friendly and often strike conversation on their own. I have been a regular for many many years and have seen all kinds of dancers.…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

So I will be taking a...

So I will be taking a sabbatical from the strip clubs for several reasons. One of the reasons is my ATF and I had a huge fallout, and it's just not as fun. She happens…

The Brick House Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

Not a place I would try...

Not a place I would try again. Had started the night at Sweet Illusions but was not too thrilled with the kind of public lap dance area there so left a little before midnight and…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

I went to this club for...

I went to this club for the first time recently & I had a good time. I paid five to get in and they had beers for less then three dollars. The women there were…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

I think it's kind of fun...

I think it's kind of fun or retro that the girls walk up and down the bar (there are 4 lengths) from customer to customer for dollar tips. The girls circulate pretty well and it…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

I went to Ebony today. It's...

I went to Ebony today. It's been several months since I last visited, but nothing much has changed. The club is still one of the best values around ($5 lap dances) and the girls are…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to Atlantis. I've heard good things about it from other friends, but never got around to checking it out until now. The club itself is located in a pretty bad…

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Semi OT: Bimbo-licious

Now I know there are a lot of guys who prefer the girl next door, innocent, looks about 12 years old, kind of average looking girls, but I'm just the opposite. Give me an overdone, hot, trashy, slutty whore any day.…

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Free Dances

I pretty much have a no-go policy w.r.t. “free dances” - they are rarely free and often times I’ve ended up spending more $$$ than I thought with the bitch bestowing these “free dances” on me. Have you had any…

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OT: Chipotle ?

Ok – I know many don’t like the “OT” threads – but obviously this is important. I’m not much into fast food – but man I’m kinda addicted to Chipotle as of late – feels like I’ve been eating there like…

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Lost my beer goggles

Yesterday I had my second and final cataract surgery. Doc says I'm 20/20 in my right eye and expects the left eye to be even better once it has fully healed. So will my favorite 8's & 9's now look…

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Viagra substitute.

HENGYANG , China, Oct. 10 (UPI) -- Chinese doctors said a man who inserted a 5-inch steel rod into his penis to treat his impotence required surgery when the rod ended up in his bladder. A spokesman for Second Hospital in…

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Sioux Falls, Floriduh?

Thursday a man visiting a Sioux Falls, South Dakota strip club named Scarlett O’Hara’s called the cops to report that $2,000 bucks was stolen from him. Then he said $4,000 dollars was stolen from him. Then he apparently decided to check…

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OT: NLCS

So who do you guys like, my Nats or Slick's Dodgers? @slick - care to make a little wager?

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Do you give the time of day or do you dismiss ?

I normally go to strip clubs on a mission. For the most part I don’t like dancers chatting me up too much especially dancers that I am not interested in. I rather be scoping out the scene or making…

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hydrocodone syrup.....jolly rancher life style

Best lean/sizzurp (hydrocodone or Best lean/sizzurp (hydrocodone or codeine) recipe? codeine) recipe? What is the BEST recipe you've heard of What is the BEST recipe you've heard of or used to make lean? I've used it once or used to…

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Johnny Cash : first rapper

I was kind of kidding before, but after seeing the lyrics to " I've Been Everywhere", I think I might be right. Pretty clever rhyming. Forget about memorizing it. [Chorus:] I've been everywhere, man. I've been everywhere, man. Crossed the desert's bare, man. I've breathed…

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WOW! Soooo much material here!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/woman-slept-dwarf-stripper-bachelorette-party-birth-dwarf-article-1.1970046

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Saratoga Springs, NY- Any "adult' fun to be had?

Going there on business next week. Been scouring the web looking for anything remotely close to this place.....and Im getting nothing. There is a club in Clifton Park but that's a decent length cab ride out (don't want to…

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Looking up an old girlfriend

So I recently looked up an old girlfriend from high school. She holds a special place in my memory. We dated for about two years. She was the first woman I ever fucked, and she gave me my first…

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Today's stripper joke

Q. Whats the difference between a stripper and a mosquito?

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Driving Boston to south Jersey; where to stop?

I'm a west coaster. I'll be driving from Boston to South Amboy on a weekday. Like to stop by somewhere on the way in the afternoon or early evening. I've looked at some of the cities along the way, and…

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Suspect reviews

Have you ever noticed that a club can get a few low reviews for whatever reason from users who have reviewed a few clubs. Then, out of the blue you get this great review by someone who just joined or…

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Son of Bronx strip club owner wants criminal history wiped clean so he can take

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/bronx/fraudster-record-wiped-clean-bronx-strip-club-article-1.1969433

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OT: In Seinfeld Nation, Millennials Delay Marriage for Selfie

Lots of interesting demographic and economic facts here with a pop culture reference to tie it all together. http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-10-06/in-seinfeld-nation-millennials-delay-marriage-for-selfie.html

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Comment to Founder or whomever

It would be nice if there was an up button to click on at the bottom of the discussion threads to take you back to the top of the page. That is since the next topic disappeared from…

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Always Lock Up your Guns

I don't normally post stuff like this, but this one was too funny to pass up. A unique "public service announcement:" https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153023548578356&set=vb.796798355&type=2&theater

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Mythbusters - WTF???

Are you fucking serious??? Tory, Grant, and Kari were all axed recently from Mythbusters?? One of the best shows on TV and they pull this shit??? So now I guess it's just Adam and Jamie running the show? No fucking way…

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Call me Jerikson Jr.

A lot of you have been going to strip clubs for almost as long as I've been alive. You know the ends and outs, seen that fckn movie so much you know how it ends every time. So take a…

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Bride to be f*cks dwarf at bachelorette party, confesses when baby is suspicious

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/229254/bride-to-be-fcks-dwarf-at-bachelorette-party-confesses-when-baby-is-suspiciously-short/ It would be perfect if the dwarf stripper was named Tyrion.

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Make It Rain Gun

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=da9_1412883591 A whole new meaning to shooting your wad on a stripper.

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Women on this site

As a dancer I enjoy reading all of the discussions you guys post; I find it extremely interesting to view my world through the eyes of the customer. I always strive to provide a positive experience to the men who…

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Dancer Named Felony

Saw a recent RTRC and one of the dancers was named Felony. Would you fellas and fellettes get a dance(or more) from felony? Yay or Nay? I say Hell Yay!

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Ever have a dancer forget about this?

Anyone ever have a dancer forget to collect money after a set of LD's?<br /> <br /> My ATF almost forgets every time. I've only gotten dances from her on 3 visits. After 2-3 dances I agree to go to the VIP…

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what it looks like

When 499 pound ham hock sausage fingers bitch cums up in a CLUB and facilities a little sexy dancer...enjoy Juice 4 Life Its a way of life JellyRoll - Like A Frat Party (Official Video) Di…: http://youtu.be/taJvr1B14uY

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Three golf balls

A PL's wife was very suspicious when one day she found a small wooden box hidden in his sock drawer. It contained three golf balls and $2,000 in cash. She confronted him, and he was so unprepared for her discovery that…

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Dancer's annual income

I know we are too emotionally fragile to seriously discuss the income that us PLs make. However, I thought we could handle a discussion of dancer annual income. I have some new insights into this issue based upon…

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OT: Ebola

Did anybody watch the Nova last night about ebola? Though I'm not worried (my #ebola.stripper is, of course, intended in jest) that show was incredibly sad. And the original identification of the virus sounded like something straight out of Conrad.…

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A really groovy debate tactic

All this "exclude middle" BS got me think 'bout the way REAL men win debates... They threaten to take a shit on stage. Worked for some rapper named daylyt... http://radio.com/2014/10/06/rapper-daylyt-poop-on-stage-battle-rap/

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footballguy

was in the club - again! How much longer before we have to stage an intervention? lol

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Debate?

There seems to be a debate about, well, debate going on here at ye olde TUSCL DB. On one hand you've got most members who seem to regard the board as the virtual equivalent of a friendly weekly poker game,…

So You Wanna Buy a Strip Club?

So, you wanna buy a strip club? Adult club broker and commercial Realtor Winston Hines talks about the perils of first-time buyers and ill-prepared sellers, and explains the key components for a successful adult nightclub sale. I’ve been a commercial Realtor since ‘92, and sold my first adult club in ‘97. My first buyer, a gentleman by the name of David “Slim” Baucom (of MAL Entertainment), referred some other people to me, and as they say, that’s all she wrote. Since then the deals have gotten squirrelier, the buyers crazier, and the sellers .... well, let’s leave them alone for the moment. Along the way, I became a Candidate in Commercial Real Estate, and a Certified Business Intermediary (CBI) through the IBBA…

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Dating

I'm single looking for consistent access to some goodness. I'd like to try dating a stripper not just OTC shit. I'm not a white guy, and based on some of the comments of the ghetto-fication of SC's, I think that…

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Bra-less dancer really shakes her jugs on You-Tube

Ok so I came across this sexy young lady on You-Tube dancing provocatively to Hang On Sloopy ... you would not expect this girl's dancing to be as sexy as it is, but for a fully clothed lady she shakes…

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Who's yo daddy?

The following are all replies that strippers have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. These are genuine excerpts from the forms. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A…

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This is not a Floriduh story.

FORT WAYNE, Ind. (WANE) A Fort Wayne man is facing charges of intimidation and carrying a handgun without a permit after he allegedly went to a strip club and told an employee he was there to kill the night…

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What's the worst news a stripper ever told you?

Mine is: I'm preggo and think it's yours.

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Where Have All the Strippers Gone?

sung in a slow, morose tempo: Where have all the strippers gone? Long time PLs asking Where have all the strippers gone? Nursing school, everyone Where have all the strippers gone? Cocktail waitressing, everyone Where have all the strippers gone? Real estate sales, everyone …

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Dump ice on my head?

Hell no! I'm going to try it as they do in Japan! https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B8TdvpIYiQZbc0tiSzZpNTVxZGc/edit?usp=drive_web

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% of Net Income to SC

I notice a lot if people here go to SC's a lot. I joined because I ran through about $3k one night. As far as that goes I chalked it up to a one time gift to myself, said…

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For those of you who have been to Adelita Bar and Hong Kong in Mexico. . .

Before you say to read the reviews, I HAVE read the reviews previously. I just want clarification. Do you need a passport to go into Mexico or to get out? Have any of you been a victim of a crime…

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Dancers win $4.3M class-action suit against three Manhattan strip clubs

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/dancers-win-4-3m-class-action-suit-strip-clubs-article-1.1966901 Strip clubs are going to lose more of these suits, because they don't treat the dancers as independent contractors. Are the owners too dumb to understand the law?

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Sometimes TMZ reports really fucked up shit...

What with dot dude telling us all about TMZ I thought I'd check it out. Maybe see if they have a pic of JLaw after a bukkake or something coo-el. But they have more about the dude from 7th Heaven... www.tmz.com/2014/10/08/stephen-collins-oral-sex-child-molestation-daughter-boy-penis/ I…

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You're Not The Only One(And That Ain't Bad)

So, I recently recieved many texts(w/pictures) from a FWB, former stripper. These texts were from London, with cool pictures of the usual landmarks one on vacation would take. I knew she was going to London with a sugar…

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EBOLA !!

The black hourse men is near ! Gods judgments are in !! Repent before death !

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Portland, OR --- Haircuts

Hey, I was looking around and heard there used to be a handful of sexy haircut places in Portland. For those in the area, are there still any places in the Portland that do the sexy haircuts?

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110 Million Americans Have STD's at Any Given Time

http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2014/10/06/cdc-110-million-americans-have-stds-at-any-given-time/ Collect them all!

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Jerikson Fanboi

Ever since I've been logged on to this post I see people hating on Jerikson. But almost every time I've read one of his posts, he's actually making points that take deep thought and mild critical thinking to attain.…

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Random texts from strippers

Do you guys get them? I just got a text from an old fav I haven't seen in a long time asking if I knew anyone that would be interested in buying a 2-bedroom condo in Dupont Circle. Weird.

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69 ?

a) do you enjoy 69? b) when was the last time you partook in 69?

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Is this an ugly girl or a cute guy?

Daytona police: Drunken strip club dancer attacks boyfriend with ax. http://www.news-journalonline.com/article/20141007/news/141009574

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How often do you go to the same SC?

On average, how many days/nights a week do you guys go to the same SC in a week?

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I just found out I can save %15 in 15 minutes on my car insurance......

What's that? Everyone knows that?....Well, did you know Jerikson is a bad motivational speaker? " I look around this room, and I see nothing but pussified dudes. (pointing) You are a pussy for tipping too much, and you are a fat…

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This needs to be inacted to insure we have enough strippers.

Petition urges Ottawa to make it illegal to discriminate on tattoos, piercings Read more: http://www.ctvnews.ca/business/petition-urges-ottawa-to-make-it-illegal-to-discriminate-on-tattoos-piercings-1.2042747#ixzz3FTtiQHrr

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juicebox been bizzy yo

https://www.facebook.com/Nightmarejuice

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Helpful foods

My ATF used to tell me to eat smoked oysters to help with multiple shots on goal, but I've never had the guts to actually try them. Truth or myth?

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OT: Doppelgänger

They say everyone has a double somewhere in the world. Ever feel like you may have an evil twin out there?

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TUSCLer's experience.

OK, I've been basically lying in bed for two weeks. Tomorrow I am to get a hard cast on my foot/leg, My question to y'all, any experience with clubbing on crutches? Any sympathy shown by dancers? More likely to be…

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OT: Stripper claims Drake's people threatened her after the singer had sex with

In today's pop culture celebrity gossip news (rapper/stripper section): A stripper claims Drake's people threatened her after the singer had sex with her ... and now there's an official police investigation ... TMZ has learned http://www.tmz.com/2014/10/06/drake-police-investigation-stripper-threatened-sex/#ixzz3FSTtbmRm http://www.tmz.com/2014/10/06/drake-police-investigation-stripper-threatened-sex/

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When a dancer ignores you

I've been going to my usual SC quite a bit lately and been having a good time. I've never had the problem of dancers approaching me to talk or ask for a LD/VIP. I don't mind when they ask, if…

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Sometimes the Good Guy Wins

In light of Shadowcat's posting of the details of what will surely be the end of the Pink Pony to idiotic bureaucrats, I thought it was time for an encouraging reminder that this sort of shit by city governments doesn't…

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No Oral For You

A couple days ago I asked for input on the reason why my ATF refused oral sex this week, but was willing to engage in any and all other sexual activities. I offered some potential reasons, and some of…

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No Oral For You

A couple days ago I asked for input on the reason why my ATF refused oral sex this week, but was willing to engage in any and all other sexual activities. I offered some potential reasons, and some of…

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DV COI

I went there a few weeks ago after having been absent from it for a few months and I noticed they have what looks like a wheelchair lift attached to the stage and jutting out into the seats. I'm never…

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where is a good place to work?

I been a dancer for over a year now and I'm travelling I'm looking for clubs witch is a friendlyenvironment and also good $$ too any ideas ?

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Makes me shudder just tinking about it.

HARROGATE, England, Oct. 6 (UPI) -- A British man who woke up with an erection that wouldn't go away said doctors drained more than 2 pints of blood from his member. Jason Garnett, 23, a hotel worker in Harrogate, England, said…

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Hiw often do you get burned out on strip clubs and strippers in them?

I'm thinking about just staying home for a while. I'm not seeing dancers I'm interested in and one that I thought I was just walked off when she spotted someone else she knew. Forget her I thought. A number…

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OT Economic Future

It's tough when you have half the world on Ignore, cuz you see fragments of stuff appear out of nowhere. But there seem to be a lot of references to a coming economic boom. Interesting.... I'm certainly the last guy to…

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Ever see this?

Just when you think you've seen it all, there's always something new. I was at my regular club over the weekend and the first dancer I see on stage is a brand new girl performing with an LEC hula hoop…

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Actresses and their hottest roles

Someone posted some clips from "My Cousin Vinnie" in another one of the ubiquitous pop culture threads. Not for the first time did I find myself thinking that Marisa Tomei has never looked better than in that role.…