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11 years ago
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shadowcat
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Atlanta suburb

Who's yo daddy?

The following are all replies that strippers have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. These are genuine excerpts from the forms.

  1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

  2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

  3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

  4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

  5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.

  6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

  7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look the same to me.

  8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

  9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

  10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.

  11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

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mikeya02
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  1. I am sure the father is a guy named SJG. He came to the AMP I worked at, stared through the window, and then came straight toward me, cornering me actually. I could feel the intensity in his eyes as he felt me up. He slowly shook his head no when i told him to stop. I had to submit cuz of the knife in his hand.
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JohnSmith69
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  1. Don't know his last name but his first name is Dougster. He had this incredible secret system for attracting dancers like me and I just couldn't resist.
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silkypants
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  1. I know which one I want it to be but I can't be certain of which one it was. Would a first name help? He told me he lives in ?? state.
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jackslash
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  1. He told me he would fly me to Paris in his private jet, but then he rode up to my house on a bicycle and banged me on the kitchen floor. I don't know his name, but his initials are LMN.
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motorhead
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I never knew his name, but for some reason my baby has a straw growing out of the top of his head

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Clubber
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  1. No name, but an old guy. Couldn't believe he got it up. Kept making a sound like meowing.
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steve229
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  1. Older Biker guy. I felt sorry for him because his arm was in a sling and his leg in a cast.
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Clubber
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steve,

Excellent, my friend! :) You know, had those two been together, I would basically be a pillow on a bed.

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SlickSpic
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  1. I know it ain't the short, mouthy Mexican in a Dodgers cap. I swallowed up his kids.
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san_jose_guy
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Shadowcat, where do you get all this strip club related material?

Also, the fact is that about 10% of the people walking around today are the result of female infidelity, deliberately deception of their long term partners. Unattached women are not that likely to just go out and get pregnant. But those who have stable relationships are likely to.

Also, lots of conceptions are deliberately the result of Sperm Wars. We here today reading this are the descendants of people who did such things and were therefore better able to propagate their genetic codes. So this is evolutionarily programmed behavior. Women are like this. It's not just men.

A distinctive feature of humans is that it is just about impossible to determine when the female ovulates. She does not consciously know, but her body knows and it effects how she dresses and does her makeup. As such, she is able to conceive and then able to deceive her long term partner.

Detailed scientific studies have been done about the dressing and makeup aspect of this. Also, the time when sex would most likely make her pregnant are the two days before ovulation. She doesn't even ovulate in every cycle. So it is impossible to predict and she does not consciously know. But her body does know.

tuscl.net

sites.google.com SJG

Booker T. and the MG's youtube.com

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Clubber
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sc is not real. The poser, shadowcat, is really Founder!

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