TUSCL News

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

The Flamingo is alive and well....

The Flamingo is alive and well. I go to have a good time and as usual the ladies don't disappoint. This review covers a couple of visits. Nothing special about the club layout--benches around the…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

I've had mixed results at this...

I've had mixed results at this club. I went for a quick visit before seeing a movie down the road at the KoP mall a few months ago, and I was generally happy with my…

Jiggles

Indianapolis, Indiana

This place is a dump. ...

This place is a dump. Avoid. On a recent visit to Indianapolis, I wanted to try a couple of the local clubs. I picked Babe's East for the first foray. I got there,…

Xscape GoGo

Paterson, New Jersey

Went on a Saturday night after...

Went on a Saturday night after I got through security. It was already 1 a.m by then so things were beginning to wind down. The first thing I did was go to the bar and…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Came to CFolds this past Sat...

Came to CFolds this past Sat night with a buddy around 9 or 10 pm. Only topless side. Good service from waitress, got beers promptly. Sat down at a table near VIP…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Came to Vegas with my buddies...

Came to Vegas with my buddies for a bachelor party. Normally I'm not too keen on the clubs here, but the groom to likednthe place so our gang checked it. The club itself is…

Pole Position

Mays Landing, New Jersey

This has to be the best...

This has to be the best byob in south jersey. The girls were all above average and a good mix of styles. Clean inside and out. Great atmosphere, the bartender was friendly and hot, security…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Lots of new faces when I...

Lots of new faces when I walked through door on this night. I saw some familar cute faces such as Drew. I met this one pretty cute Brazilian girl about a 7 with a nice…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Visited Kittens on a Thursday night...

Visited Kittens on a Thursday night around 11. The sign advertised 14 girls performing, I wasn't counting but it seemed about right. Girls performed 2 song sets on a single stage the second…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

So this proved to be an...

So this proved to be an interesting little club. Stopped by on Saturday afternoon and spent about two hours here. It's a pretty small club and actually had a pretty full house, so…

Condor Club

San Francisco, California

After finding Hustler empty at 6pm,...

After finding Hustler empty at 6pm, I thought I would give Condor a try. I'd heard of it because of it's historical importance, but that was about it, so I thought it was worth…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

I've had two great visits here...

I've had two great visits here in the past few months. This is a medium sized club, with one main stage and a second stage that is rarely used on weekdays. There were…

Centerfolds

Seattle, Washington

Came into this place on a...

Came into this place on a thursday night. It had some nice variety in terms of dancers, but only a few on this particular night. The layout of the club is small.…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

It was over 6 months since...

It was over 6 months since my last visit but I decided to stop in to see if I could catch Vanity, a hot, tiny, natural B cup spinner that I used to see at…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

After spending the entire month of...

After spending the entire month of July in the Philippine, Licking and sticking those brown girlies... I had a desire to look at some petite, long legged, blonde hair, milky white skin dancers. It was enjoyable…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

In Providence for work and had...

In Providence for work and had an hour to kill before dinner meeting. Stopped by the Cadillic Lounge and glad I did. The Cadillac is located in an old brick mill building which…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

It appears management takes care of...

It appears management takes care of this club. The bartender, manager, and girls are friendly. There is no alcohol here, but there is a bar next door in the same building. A…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

a house converted to a go-go...

a house converted to a go-go bar. several dancers in street cloths were hanging out on beach chairs in the backyard/parking lot when I pulled in large bar surrounding a small raised stage pool table,…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Club Fantasies, as a famous coach...

Club Fantasies, as a famous coach once said, "is what it is". Over the last several years it has been reported here that the club is in steep decline. I'm not sure that's…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Was in Miami for business for...

Was in Miami for business for a week and wanted to try at least one of the clubs there, and decided to go to Tootsie's. Since I didn't have a car, I wanted a place…

Blue Goose

Hawthorne, New Jersey

a zero ambiance joint. long...

a zero ambiance joint. long narrow bar with stage behind it. larger back area but not in use. no much street parking one of the dancers was celebrating a birthday when I was…

Blue Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

West Haven, Utah

WEnt here on a Thursday night...

WEnt here on a Thursday night with a friend who lived down the street from this place. Guess the club had been closed for awhile and had just reopened for business. There is two stages,…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

OK,I haven't been to this place...

OK,I haven't been to this place in well over a year so I was in town and figured, lets check it out for old time sake. 7 bucks for the membership not bad, beers…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

I stopped by last Saturday for...

I stopped by last Saturday for their "Tops Down Bottoms Up - Moonshine Party". I got in a little earlier, around 8 pm, and there were already lots of people lining up at the door.…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

I love stopping in before the...

I love stopping in before the club gets packed. I like the one on one attention the girls give in the early hours. The staff is always so generous and very hospitable. The girls are…

Fantails Adult Show Club

Forestbrook, South Carolina

Visited Fantails last Friday night. The...

Visited Fantails last Friday night. The parking lot only looked empty so that should have been a red flag. One of the first thing I noticed when entering was there was no one working that…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

Was in town with the wifey...

Was in town with the wifey for golf. They advertised for couples, so we stopped in to give it a see. We were so unhappy with how they treated us with initial contact. The front…

Set-It-Off Go Go Bar

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First off, this club is in...

First off, this club is in a very dangerous neighborhood. One of the roughest areas of North Philly, so be very cautious of your surroundings. The club lay out is very small. It is one side,a…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

wow, I had the same experience...

wow, I had the same experience as blacky. Honestly, I could have been there an hour or two before him. Was there late afternoon, and it was a sausagefest of regulars. Just drinking and chatting…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Angels is an average size club,...

Angels is an average size club, not huge by any means, but not tiny and cramped. The layout is like a mini Coliseum. The wait staff is awesome, bartenders and waitresses are attractive and customer…

Vivid

New York, New York

Once we got past the wanna...

Once we got past the wanna be security at the front door and stepped inside we were surprised. The decor is nice, but that's obviously not what we came for. The place itself…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Went early evening on a Friday...

Went early evening on a Friday and the place was pretty dead. I wasn't able to pay much attention to activity on stage nor the quality of the dancers because my short time there was…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

I'd never been to a strip...

I'd never been to a strip club before. I woke up that morning like, "fuck it." Hit up my best friend and we skate. I walk in the door and the strippers already have their…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

I stopped by with some buddies...

I stopped by with some buddies last weekend and will NEVER step foot in this place again. I've been here before and never had any problems, it's been a while so it looks like…

Tommi Knockers

Topeka, Kansas

I went to Tommi Knockers "formerly...

I went to Tommi Knockers "formerly Fantasy gentleman's club" on a Thursday night, arriving just after midnight. When I got there, there were 2 dancers, one ws younger but more plump, and one was older…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Came to this place a while...

Came to this place a while back with some buddies for a bday party. Place was pretty busy for a Thursday night. It had the bachelor party frat house feel. Cover was 5$ At the…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

I have been to roxys many...

I have been to roxys many times in the past. Sad to say roxys and honestly the whole village of Brooklyn has fallen to a sad state. Brooklyn is a little village north of…

The Cotton Club

Mount Pearl Park, Newfoundland and Labrador

I went to this club last...

I went to this club last week. After a night on George, we all decided to head over. There were about 6 of us, male and female. It was a pretty good time. Some good…

Catwalk Club

New Haven, Connecticut

A friend and I worked at...

A friend and I worked at this club a few years ago. It was terrible then and it's terrible now. I can here on a Friday night just to check it out and see if…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

I love babes. I come here...

I love babes. I come here quite often because you can't beat their $5 dances with a lot of hands on so it's some good bang for your buck here. VIP is only worth if…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I have been to a...

I have been to a few strip clubs in Vegas but never Sapphire so I though I would give it a try. It is in a very sketchy part of town although the club itself…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

This is my second time coming...

This is my second time coming to TJ. I was here Saturday night and Sunday (afternoon/night) I got the chance to explore the area really well this time during the day. In this trip, I've seen…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

went there while on vacation and...

went there while on vacation and was glad i stepped in here. there are 2 bards with dancer poles and the main stage. try and find a seat during peak hours. always plenty of hot…

Minks Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is the third time I...

This is the third time I have visited here. My first time there I stopped by on a thursday around 7:30pm. It was pretty dead as others have mentioned, they had the 2…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Early on Saturday there were only...

Early on Saturday there were only a couple of dancers, both of whom I has never had a dance from before. I had one dance from the slimmer one that was pretty good but she…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I arrived early evening, just in...

I arrived early evening, just in time for shift change so that #1, I didn't have to pay a cover, and #2, I wanted to see the best of both worlds. I didn't really…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

While I have not found this...

While I have not found this club to be worthy of a night time visit, the talent during the day has picked up overall, making it not a bad choice for some midday fun.…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Visited a couple times lately on...

Visited a couple times lately on Thursday/Friday nights. Love the layout of this place, but the talent is only so-so most nights. It can get very smokey in there, the girls are fairly…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

Of all the clubs in town,...

Of all the clubs in town, none has taken a turn for the worse more than this one. Predating the change to Scores, the dancer quality was going down, and it continues to get…

Lipstixx

Tampa, Florida

Will mot bore with details on...

Will mot bore with details on club, just that it is not well kept. On;y three guys in at 10 pm when I arrived. I was approached by blonde about 28 years old for what…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

I decided to try this club...

I decided to try this club again with a few buddies who came down from Central Florida. It was late Saturday night and the parking lot was packed, yet we still found a fairly close…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

I used to enjoy this club...

I used to enjoy this club before the Nashville six foot law ruined a great thing. I decided to give it another whirl and see if it was a worthwhile place to hang out. The…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

This place is fast becoming my...

This place is fast becoming my favorite club in the area, especially after my latest Friday night adventure. For those not in the know this place doesn't look like much from the outside. It's…

Wild Cherry Cabaret

Harvest, Alabama

After a disappointing early evening last...

After a disappointing early evening last week at a Nashville strip club I drove down to Alabama. I hit this club to see what was going on. Although the club is very nice and the…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

Visited on Saturday afternoon. Plenty of...

Visited on Saturday afternoon. Plenty of available parkng in the lot. I was not charged a cover at the door. Door guy said "I got you" and let me in. It's a predominately black club…

Blue Cat Club

Houston, Texas

I was there again waiting to...

I was there again waiting to spend a little time having a few beers. I was wanting to have a drink with Gem I think is here name she is young and very pretty. There…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

The place has been dead the...

The place has been dead the last several times I visited and was again on Monday. The girls are hungry for customers that have not been there in great numbers this summer, so your money…

Kappa Men's Club

Kappa, Illinois

Went to Kappa on a Friday...

Went to Kappa on a Friday night to check it out. Arrived around 10. Was surprised to see only about 10 customers in the place. Decided to have a couple of beers and check out…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

I have been to Ebony Inn...

I have been to Ebony Inn on numerous occasions. This was my first on Thursday during the day shift. Since then I have gone three other times. Thursdays are the best hands down and they…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

I have been to the Blue...

I have been to the Blue a few times over the past couple years. The place itself has been getting a slightly better upgrade but lets be honest who is there for the décor really?…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

I paid a visit to the...

I paid a visit to the Foxy Lady in Brockton a Sunday evening a few weeks ago (catching up on reviews). It was okay. There weren't too many dancers on shift at the time, I…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Quite a while since I had...

Quite a while since I had been to Platinum Plus, but decided to check it out on a recent Friday evening. Arrived around 10PM, and the club was completely packed - literally not a…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

I checked out PPW shortly after...

I checked out PPW shortly after it opened. The interior was nice. It had an open layout, was clean, and the couch room had good privacy. Girls could charge more for all nude and deals…

Déjà Vu Stockton

Stockton, California

Decided to give this club another...

Decided to give this club another chance last Sunday as I was on my way to Sacramento - Will post a review on Gold Club Centerfolds Rancho Cordova under that club - anyways - I…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

I like this club. I went...

I like this club. I went there on a sunday around 8 pm. There were 5 or 6 other guys in the club at this time and it stayed pretty much like that the entire…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

out of all the clubs to...

out of all the clubs to visit during the day I'd say this is the best because most clubs don't have their best looking dancer come in til later, but this is not true for…

Les Gals Adult Entertainment

Franklin Township, New Jersey

so some close friends of mine...

so some close friends of mine told me about Les Gals, it was about 7:00 pm and I was on my way home from the bar. So i decided to check it out for myself.…

Les Gals Adult Entertainment

Franklin Township, New Jersey

so some close friends of mine...

so some close friends of mine told me about Les Gals, it was about 7:00 pm and I was on my way home from the bar. So i decided to check it out for myself.…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

So the first thing is that...

So the first thing is that if you're a straight guy is that you should stay downstairs. The bouncer told me what happens upstairs, and if you'd a straight dude, stay downstairs! It was about…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

I went to Little Darlings after...

I went to Little Darlings after walking around the block for a few minutes. I had a dropped in a few times before and this times there were a few girls working.…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

I walked in at 7pm Sunday,...

I walked in at 7pm Sunday, and the club crowd was thin. First time here, and I didn't know anything about this club. I didn't pay a cover, but I think it's because the door…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

I've been going to Paradise on...

I've been going to Paradise on occasion for several years. It is a small club just outside town that can easily be mistaken for a small bar, especially when several cycles are parked out front.…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

I have been going to heavenly...

I have been going to heavenly bodies for many years. And I would love to be more positive about it but in the last year the quality of the dancers has dropped like a…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Visited one of my older favorites...

Visited one of my older favorites - Rubys II. It was a Tuesday afternoon, about 12:30 - club was desolate. Probable 5-6 dancers there, and less patrons. Inside of club is getting a bit run down, and so…

Gentlemens Quarters

Hempstead, New York

Came here after work on a...

Came here after work on a Friday evening, around 7pm. Walk in, and the bar area is right in front of you. It is a large bar in relation to the…

The New Pink Slip

East St. Louis, Illinois

Its an okay strip ckub. Its...

Its an okay strip ckub. Its pretty small. When i first walked in there it was super crowded ghetto abd loud and looked kinda dirty too. The men are like hounds and act like theyve…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

I came on a Saturday night...

I came on a Saturday night looking for some fun while in town on business. Dancers were all very friendly and were happy to chat for a bit. Dancers on the main stage were good--fully nude!…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

A dive bar/bikini bar. Daily Beer...

A dive bar/bikini bar. Daily Beer Specials (on Tuesday it was Modelo Special for $3)ndon Tuesday/Thursdays from 4 to 7 p.m., they had a delightful masseuse giving chair massages ( neck/back in a massage chair…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

Pretty much the only game in...

Pretty much the only game in town for long stretch of miles, as there is nothing in Westchester and the other two Stamford clubs are grungy bars that don't even qualify as strip clubs. Next…

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Anyone know the name of the hot girl on David Letterman right now?

Just wondering.

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Tootsies Cabaret Upstairs

At Tootsie's Cabaret in Miami Gardens, FL - What's the benefit of paying extra for upstairs access? Are there just hotter girls that spend more time up there? Is it worth it? Thanks!

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Strip club could be sold to satisfy $300K judgment. This really bites.

A longtime Amarillo strip club could be sold at public auction unless its owner pays off a more than $300,000 court judgment stemming from a federal wage and hour lawsuit. Former employees at Beavers Gentlemen's Club sued the club and its…

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When did Detroit change for the better??

Back in the day, maybe 15 years ago, when I visited SCs in Detroit, I never received nor was offered any extras. Now it seems the menu is wide open! My question is, have things simply changed that much since…

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Universal Hot / Crazy Matrix

I came across this video today and the man makes some great points. Do you think all strippers should be considered the "Danger Zone"? Anyone ever come across any Unicorns? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNcG2CAADfQ

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What would you do?

I dated this one stripper for a year. She is beautiful, doesn't do drugs, doesn't do extras etc. I would say she's probably the highest earner at her club, she made a little over 125K last year. She has a…

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"I don't want to die alone"

This I heard, the other night, from a 55 year old guy who is also a regular in a club that I frequent. Wow, was that a depressing moment. I started thinking about this guy right after I…

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OT: Men pissing on toilet seats in public restrooms with urinals

I travel a great deal, so try as I might to avoid it, I sometimes find myself needing to make full use of toilets in places like airports, restaurants, etc. Something that has started to irritate me more and…

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Accidental 2AMer?

FORT WAYNE, Ind. (WANE) – A fight between friends ended up with one of them being shot in the chest in the early morning hours on Saturday, according to police reports. Police were called to Showgirls I at 2910 Goshen Road…

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Glory holes...oh myyyy!

A guy friend of mine was in town recently and we hung out to play some pool and have a few beers. He told me a story about a meet-up involving a bunch of bears. He apparently heard about it…

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Hitting SCs w/ a dancer ?

After reading gmd's article; I thought I'd ask this question: Do you, or would you, enjoy visiting a SC w/ a dancer? Personally; as many SCers; I prefer to visit alone for the most part and visiting with a another dude(s) would…

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OTC

If you do otc at a hotel and there is two beds, do you fuck the hoe in one and sleep on the other?

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Given what happened to Alucard...

You should watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNZrq2iK87k It isn't some tin foil hat wearing presentation, but the real thing.

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Avoid this club like the plague!...

Avoid this club like the plague! not next to any major highways either - so pretty hard to get to. Cover charges were $20. Once you walk in, you are greeted by random waitress -…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

The club layout and such has...

The club layout and such has been discussed previously. I enjoy the free parking and free cover before 7. The day I attended was a pretty complete miss was looking for 2 dancers in particular. One…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Had some time to kill on...

Had some time to kill on a slow saturday and decided to revisit Wacko's. I haven't left unhappy and this wasn't an exception. As usual the club was filled with a great staff,…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

Drinks were not a bad price,...

Drinks were not a bad price, the dancers were right on top of people as soon as they walked in then would leave you alone for awhile. The dancers are ok, better than previous…

California Girls

Anaheim, California

reasonable priced drinks, dedicated dance area,...

reasonable priced drinks, dedicated dance area, great bartender service. Dancers not the best. Day shift is definitly for the regulars. Every girl ws next to their regualrs on their phones just chatting or stareing at…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

This place is definitely on the...

This place is definitely on the rise! Regular LD ($20) mileage is best I've seen in Manhattan, period! VIP is more private and enjoyable than FlashDance for same price ($600/h) True, if you are looking…

Fantasy's Showgirls

Agusta, Georgia

I made it a point to...

I made it a point to visit all the strip clubs in the area one weekend, and I have to say that I spent the least amount of time in this club. It has…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

If a girl asks you to...

If a girl asks you to do a shot with them, just remember that they want you to pay for it and those drinks ain't cheap. Overall, it wasn't too bad. I was kinda drunk…

Spice Lounge

Waldorf, Maryland

The club is closer to me...

The club is closer to me than every other club. It is not however better. I would gladly drive the extra hour to get somewhere better than go back here. The club layout is decent.…

Dream Girls

Lake Station, Indiana

I enjoyed my time here. ...

I enjoyed my time here. The lapdances were on a cheap night, and the dances were fairly intimate. It was a pleasant surprise to pull a strippers hair and feel her hips gyrate…

Vivid

New York, New York

Very beautiful club, high end, the...

Very beautiful club, high end, the staff was nice and dancers as well. Some were pretty easy on the eyes...others not so much. Dances don't last very long and the stage work could use some…

Southern Exposure Showgirls

South Salt Lake, Utah

$5 cover before 10pm, $7 after....

$5 cover before 10pm, $7 after. $20 to get into VIP area if you want lapdances... and honestly, you should only come to this club if you want lapdances. The decor is poor, no alcohol,…

Southern X-Posure Chinatown

South Salt Lake, Utah

No cover charge before 6pm. Pretty...

No cover charge before 6pm. Pretty standard Utah strip club. Couple bar areas, 4 stages (but only 1-2 are usually active unless they get busy). Girls only talk to you if they want you to…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

This is actually a review of...

This is actually a review of a trip I took a few months ago, so I'm not sure if things have changed, or if the girls in question are still there. When I first arrived,…

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

Mondays are 2 for 1 lap...

Mondays are 2 for 1 lap dances! Stopped in on a Monday during happy hour. Club isn't in the best neighborhood but there were two security guards in the parking lot. Cover…

Playmate Club

Ottawa, Ontario

Vanier really is just unbearably sketchy...and...

Vanier really is just unbearably sketchy...and that hardscrabble, roughshod vibe definitely seeped into the club on the Saturday night that I visited. Just walking on the street outside the club I immediately felt a creepy vibe.…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

When I first went into the...

When I first went into the parking lot, I was a little worried. It looks kind of rough and noticed several streetwalkers nearby. Once I got inside, I was approached by a young,…

Bar 1650

Home Gardens, California

This was my first visit back...

This was my first visit back to a strip club in a while. Cover was back down to $5, which was a good thing. There was actually a fair number of dancers there for a…

Diamond Girls

Durham, North Carolina

Diamond Girls seems to fly under...

Diamond Girls seems to fly under the radar a bit in the Triangle - perhaps because of its somewhat peripheral location outside the major population centers. This notwithstanding, I've always considered Diamond to be something…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Visited on a Friday afternoon around...

Visited on a Friday afternoon around 2pm. $5 to get in..$4 Miller Lites and $3 bottles of water. Fewer dancers than I had seen on a previous Tuesday visit. 8 dancers on…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Stopped by on an early afternoon...

Stopped by on an early afternoon of Seafair around 2pm, and one of the dancers commented "Welcome to your own private strip club." For much of my time I was the only one there.…

You All Can Relax Now (Part II of II)

"Bullshit. It's *my* dance, he's just going to sit there and watch," she said as she grabbed my hand and dragged both Felicia and me to the back. No sooner was the door shut, but Becky had this girl on the couch and was playing with her boobs, kissing her all over and sliding her panties off. I had seen Becky with other girls before, she'd invited one of her friends to play with us on a couple of occasions, and she's always preferred the dominant role with girls, but this was another level. There was an animal eagerness about her that wasn't there those other times. I guess not getting any pussy for a long period…

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licked

What if you got licked by lizard lick towing company? Do you thikb you would stand a chance of fighting those guys?

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Guys, protect yourself!

Ask any divorced man out there and he will tell you that women can be much more dangerous than any tough guy. A man will attack you head on, with women, you will never see it coming. Brings me…

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if you like strippers and cake then click on dis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Eil5FNfQGfY

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my new CF looks like this blond singer praise god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=fiAJmEQ_CPc

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lmfao

lol

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my atf looks a lot like this bitch but with red hair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=rre0sFHlfBc

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good video about wet pussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=6OSqD-ac15U

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black lights body paint and strippers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ipxQVG2PifU

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lost in my zone shyt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Ge6ppK1xrZk

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explain to me please

what does the long con look like ?

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what does this mean ?

what does it means at 4 am when the club is closing and a dancer ask me if she can go home with me ? is this free or paid ?

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bathroom trolls

what is the biggest tip you have ever soon in the trolls basket ? I saw a fifty last week lol... was he giving extras ? lol

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Bachelorette buzzkill

Was at my fave club last night and this happened twice. The big problem the club has us that the stage is small, poorly lit and new rules don't allow dancers to touch guys who are tipping. So they've pretty…

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On line dating in France. :)

https://www.youtube.com/v/_CwHrJt8Oz8

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The Correlation Between Political Ideology and Strip Club Quality

The quality of strip clubs in any particular city is obviously a multi-faceted issue that has many causes. Nonetheless, the prevailing political climate of a city or state -- conservative or liberal -- is an obvious factor in most…

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Ottawa, Canada 2AMer.

OTTAWA - The Ottawa Police Service's Guns and Gangs Unit is investigating a shooting outside an east end strip club (St. Laurent Blvd near Belfast Rd). Officers were called to the scene around 2:30 this morning. The victim was shot once in…

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Best...perfume...EVAH!!!

Support a poor girl who got a regrettable boob job and has had good experiences co-starring with sharks. www.egotastic.com/2014/08/tara-reid-releases-sharknado-perfume/ I'm sure all of the classiest strippers will be wearing this shit.

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Another weird one

Think of the stripper you'd most like to do regular OTC with. Now think of your second choice. Your second choice want the same money for each pork session as your first choice. But choice number two…

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Hobby Mickey!

Six dollars you don't have in your pocket now, but you can! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87GsHvjes6E awww there's my Mickey! also when did this site change for the first goddamn time in 10 yrs??

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What hobbies do you have?

So what hobbies do tuscers partake in that don't involve strip clubs or strippers? Mine are poker and playing basketball. Combine those with sex and there's my 3 favorite things to do. I never have enough time to do…

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Women's Voices

Women's voices fascinate me. On my vacation in England I was attended by a waitress with the husky, throaty voice that really turns me on. Combined with the girl's accent(south west England) I was soon sporting a chubby solely from…

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Ebola victim in Atlanta

Piggiebacking off motor heads discussion...so this person just arrived and in the way too Emory not that far from a lot of strip clubs including follies...will this detract business or keep the dancers away?!?! Just sum food 4 thought

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How to tell if a female is having a stroke, remember the word STRIP

If she can flash her tits, she's probably ok. kidding aside, I read you can tell if someone is having a stroke by remembering the letters STR but I can remember the word strip much easier. S Ask…

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new device to keep cats off of you

perfect arch I just saw the commercial. https://www.purrfectarch.com/ There seems to be a lot of cat avatars on here.

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Augusta GA suck for strip clubs.

From a recent review: "The girls do what they can to make it worth it for you, but a police officer patrols the three strip clubs in the area and just walks in and around the club once every 20 minutes…

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How many people do you think Church and Business leaders will kill?

That is by not worrying about others dying from spreading germs by shaking hands? Thousands die each year from the flu. Now the Ebola virus is running rampant in Africa and the kill rate is 60 percent of…

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Copy 'n paste

I haven't submitted a review in awhile, but I just noticed the following statement when I was in that area today. "WARNING: We have a zero tolerance policy for plagarism. If we find out you submit a review as your own…

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Troll feeders are no better than the trolls.

What is the matter with you guys? Are your lives so boring that you have nothing better to do? Or do you really enjoy the childish behavior of the trolls? You know who you are and so do the posters…

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Donuts must make you real sleeeeeeeepy

Detroit Cop Sleeping In Cruiser: http://youtu.be/fOHL0-c2B-g

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Fake or Real, Spit or Swallow

http://stripclubhound.blogspot.com/?zx=fef9b5af34c39dc9 "Thursday, July 31, 2014 Interview with Kat, Part 3 SCH: There are other questions my readers like me to ask like, "Breasts, real or fake?" Kat: Which do you think? The safe answer is real because if they're fake, you'd feel complimented if I…

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Topless prophet - episode 2

I have seen the 1st two episodes of topless prophet. In the second episode two girls are recruited to become strippers. I can't remember which club they're at, but there was a brunette with glasses in the episode. I…

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Juiced: from the Tuscl glossary

Juiced: When the Dancer is able to take all the money that you came in the Strip Joint with. I think it should be changed to: When you get bombed by a thousand Juice posts

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July 31-National Orgasm Day

Just found out about this bit of news this morning, watching the news. I hope that some of you perverts did your damn best to live up to the Holiday. I know I did. My hand sure…

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Tropical Lei Remodel

From August 3-5,(Sunday-Tuesday), TL will be closed due to remodeling(finally, thank Aphrodite). Club accordingly.

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OT: Hearts vs Minds

The "hey lowpaw" thread degenerated into me, jerikson40, and Pole_DOC when most folks left. I continued because I thought things that might entertain me would still left to be said. And one was...jerikson40 wrote a rather long post with the…

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Just to start your day.

Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one day and said, "Harry, I have a plan to win back Middle America in 2014!" "Great Nancy, but how?" asked Harry. "We'll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most Middle Class Americans…

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i'm hating myself less ... this is bad

I am sinking into the depths of PL-dom, my friends. Let me explain. In the past, I just haven't had the strip club stamina that you guys have. I have never really been able to go to a strip…

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you know who you are my love and i wrote this for you in mine

I Wrote This For You. from the moment we met you knew I was fragile, scared, incapable of love I begged myself to stay away from you, I didn't want to open a freshly healed wound my love for…

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money saving advice from a broke ass bastard

hey people on tuscl this is old james again and im still hard as ever. I found some real good money saving tips on drinks when you club. buy one bottle of three doller water then get free refills in…

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sin is in the strip clubs

my fellow brothers I went ot a club and discovered all kinds of sexual sins

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peace be sexy

my children go froth and get blow jobs

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looks like meeeeoww jay is at it again

jay juice meow really makes this old kat fart

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buying dancers panties ?

how many of us tusclers partack in this act ? also what should my offer be ? I want them so I can smell them and jerk off at home

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giving a rose to a dancer that has warmed up the ice from your heart

yes or no ?

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a personal conection before buying dances

how many of you guys need a more intament conection with the dancer before buying dances,,,i know I do then I buy a lot and I feel the girl treats me like a kang

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do you care about the dancers orgasm ?

its very important to me that I make my provider cum a few good times before I let loose my juice

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ever get shy with the dick

ever work hard on getting sex from a dancer and when its finally going to happen you get dick shy with your penis ? lol I never do just wondering if some of you did with little peckers

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Any of you watch Doomsday Preppers?

The guy killed a rabbit right in front of other rabbits. You ever wonder what rabbits think? Then he had his wife or gf strip the fur off. All this after a scene where two rabbits were getting it on in…

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All Nude

Looking for a place to take my 18 year old son for in his birthday in Louisville, or Cincinnati area?

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Feature return request

Is there any chance we can get back the ability to ignore posters straight from the discussion list? With the new layout, that's the thing I miss the most.

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Requesting a song

I'm headed to the club to see my CF. A song comes on that immediately reminds me of her. It's like the song was written just for me, her, and this evening. I play the song over…

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Detroit suggestions

I know I've asked this before but need some quick advice. I will be doing a Detroit club tour next weekend. Here's where I've been: flight club, BTs, coliseum and penthouse. I love flight club but I think coliseum and…

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Why Isn't It Ever Enough (Stripper Quota Expectations)?

When I first met my CF, she had been dancing for a little less than a year (about 7 mos.). I was immediately taken by her sincerity and sweet, patient, kindhearted nature (very atypical for a stripper). I…

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Strippers for Jesus

This should bring a lot of guys back to the church. http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/07/30/strippers-for-jesus.html

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Mostly serious open letter to Mr. Moose

Brother Bullwinkle has indicated that he's gone uber weird in response to being trolled I'll just say this Mr. Moose...I'm glad you're just tolling back because I was getting worried that you had lost it. But admit it. You…

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Ebola Virus

If there is an outbreak in the US, will you stop clubbing? I won't.

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strippers like and even look for free sex in the clubs while they work

know this is something stripper web don't believe and most dancers don't want you to know about. that whole I don't date patrons is bull fucking shit. I don't know many bitches that truly go by that code. in my…

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jacking off with hot candle wax

is this safe or should I be using mayo ?

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lap dances is worthless and a bad way to spend money

im looking and wanting only sex. since im on a fixed income I cant afford to blow money. so in the proses of making a budget that works for me in my sex life ive noticed how buying dances…

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creating accounts for dancers

I do this. if a dancer gets my attention I will start putting back for down the road if she is good enough to cash out I will have the reserves to pay for all kinds of sexual rampages with…

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crying during a lapdamnce what the fuck is wrong with me

this time its not the dancer but me crying during a good lapdance... what the fuck is wrong with me

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Lapdance king im sorry ive tried for the last year know and i honestly can not l

bruh you must be a jet eye master on busting a nut because I need the sex yes the pussy lips and whole and fo sho the tite plush red lips of a girl giving head....bro in order for me…

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attention all old fuckers on tuscle

whitch one of you old prunes rolled up in my club in Asheville north Carolina and bought like four thousand in dances and hogged up all the hot dancers tonight ? im being serious on this shadow ? magrat? bang…

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do people believe this can happen question mark

do you boys believe that one could cut his strip club cost while maximizing his sex or fun with strippers question mark....well believe this or not its truth and a fact ive proven and still do right now as I…

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bullwinkle you spoke some gospel truth in the fanky thread and i was double post

Bullwinkle aka couch juicebox69 what you just tossed down was gospel truth... this happened to me as well as I but the real me out as well...the trolls at the time destrod me and I came bake much like you…

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Fort Myers 2AMer by auto.

Police arrested a man who they say ran over a patron in the parking lot of a Fort Myers strip club early Tuesday morning. Officers were called to Scarlett's Cabaret on Fowler Street just before 2 a.m. They were told the incident…

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Uncle Leo

Indiana Sheriff gives badge to hooker. What's wrong with that? http://m.wlky.com/news/clark-county-sheriff-arrested-after-fbi-investigation/27204594

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is bullwinkle a juice troll account all along ?

or is it plausible that juice is hacking accounts like our good friend Bullwinkle ? I mean lets get real winkle isn't acting like bullwinkle

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Club Paradise in Vegas closed while police investigate thefts

Details in the following link. http://www.toplessvegasonline.com/club-paradise-is-now-club-purgatory/

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Joke of the Day

Your mama is so fat, when she bends over to adjust her shoe, someone throws a saddle on her.

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ADVICE NEEDED

I'm travelling for business from Boston to Sherbrooke Canada going through New Hampshire. Im looking for either the most upscale strip club that offers mileage or a good MP that is both not in a port o' potty and has…

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John Abraham busted at 4 in the afternoon for DUI.

NFL star John Abraham was leaving the Pink Pony strip club -- AT 4PM -- when he was arrested for DUI in Georgia ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ Sports. The Arizona Cardinals linebacker was popped…

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Psychiatrist indicted for luring Indian dancers to the US and forcing them to be

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2709830/Psychiatrist-indicted-luring-Indian-dancers-US-forcing-strippers-prostitutes.html Is he a Freudian or a Jungian?

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Detroit - a great town for strip clubs or THE GREATEST town?

OK Pervs, I'm fairly new to this board but not to the game. Been around the block in the US and also overseas. But I've never until last week been to Detroit. The clubs on 8 mile are full of…

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Blue Ball Extortion

Have any of you had an experience like this: a dancer is playing with your cock but wants an outrageous amount of money to do more. You turn her down but she continues to play with your cock, putting her…

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Did anybody see Jon Stewart last night?

What did you think of Sara Firth? www.theguardian.com/media/2014/jul/18/mh17-russia-today-reporter-resigns-sara-firth-kremlin-malaysia I think she's hot and would like a lapper and maybe a nice BBBJ from her. Maybe she'll become a stripper now that she's left Russia Today. WEEE-YAWWW!!!

A Story in Several Parts

Many people ask about OTC; to me there is no other point; for better or worse (and boy can it get worse). This story is completely true from episode one to the ongoing finales. This was night one. It was 12:30 AM when I entered the club, well Go-Go Bar actually, after passing it many times on the highway suspicious of its safety. It was dark, loud and the clientele was local to this rural farming area and diverse. I took a seat on the far side from the door of the horseshoe shaped bar and ordered a beer. I sat for a while and took in the place. Horseshoe bar with a dance runway inside…

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KSO and KMSO?

Was reading an review but puzzled by these acronyms. What do KSO and KMSO mean? Based on the context, I guess they may be related to grinding.

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set the mood for a repeat...damn im good or just lucky

smoke fills the room. loud music defense me. fog machine is blowing and strobe lights are a zooming. 4 years ago it all started like this when I meet my ATF and my life was filled with weekly sex meetings.…

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Now this is what I call booty shaking. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkIo_mzH3XM

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Remember the episode of Gilligan's Island......

Where the castaways almost escaped the island but Gilligan fucked it up? The episode of Threes Company where there was a misunderstanding between Jack, Larry, and the girls? The episode of Married with Children where Peg spent all of Al's money? The episode…

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Stephen Hawking at a strip club --- THE VIDEO

Humor for today: Enough with Guns & Roses -- Texas Style. Hawking @ SCs - Old news first reported in February, 2012. Cambridge University denied he was a regular; said it was a 'one off'. But: Stephen Hawking visits a Strip Club: http://youtu.be/0U4oX56A8KE Robin…

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Did that just happen?

A bit off topic, but I just finished my morning troll through the ladies on the web cam site I frequent. And low and behold I stumble upon my all-time favorite porn star camming under a different name and charging…

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Don't make this mistake

New dancer at my fav club. An exotic beauty and a rarity: very thin, nice shapely rack. We made significant eye contact over the past but this club is the opposite of a wanna dance club and I…

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Stephen Hawking is a 'somewhat of a regular' at California strip club

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/07/28/Report-Stephen-Hawking-is-a-somewhat-of-a-regular-at-California-strip-club/8441406564718/