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PL sues dancer over “loans”

I imagine this may have already been put on the board a while back but I don’t recall. Anyway – was bored and doing some YouTube surfing and came across this vid – the dancer in question works at the infamous…

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Tipping

Wouldn't it be nice if strippers felt obligated to work hard to receive tips? Instead of expecting to get tips just for showing up, they put in an extra effort to EARN a tip. Instead of having the attitude "well…

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Philly 2AMer

Three men are hospitalized, one of them in critical condition, after they were shot early Sunday outside a strip club in West Philadelphia. Officers responded shortly after midnight to a report of a shooting on the 5200 block of Delancey Street,…

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Offtopic economic links

The other discussion on strip club boom times went into a Dougster versus Steve debate. Here are some links and facts. Basically here in the US we have an unsustainable spending and debt problem that will result in the total collapse of…

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Question about new SS from the ATF

The ATF who formerly had no SS now has a new form of shit. I'm setting up a date with her for this week, and she's good to go except she now says no oral sex. This is…

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A TUSCL Discussion Board post from the Near Future

The Ultimate Strip Club List* Discussion Board (*TUSCL is a wholly owned subsidiary of Stripper Web, Inc.) Newbie123…

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Does anybody else think the Rick Dugan dude does this shit intentionally?

I really dig www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=31127 How many of my fellow pervoids think Rick-dude says shit like that intentionally, just to amuse Dougsta? I'm glad that Dougsta doesn't have voice recognition running, 'cos most of the replies to that threat would be: "Ooh yeah.…

Diamond Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

As much as I like nude...

As much as I like nude clubs, I give this club my lowest rating 0 out of 5 for atmosphere, value and overall. The dancers were good looking, but all were seated on one wall…

House Of Lancaster

Mississauga, Ontario

Wow this place is SO DEAD...

Wow this place is SO DEAD on Sundays! Went around 7pm, there were NO dancers to be found, but stupid me started drinking anyway. The bartender seemed to take a liking to…

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

Got there around 5pm and was...

Got there around 5pm and was told they had 2 girls working. One white and one black. Paid my 10 bucks and went inside and saw the black girl who invited me to sit down.…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Stopped in teasers after midnight on...

Stopped in teasers after midnight on a Saturday it was pretty slow maybe a handfull of guys.Athis is one of the nicer clubs around this area hard parking but once you get in its very…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I stopped going to this club...

I stopped going to this club because I and one of the dancers here setup a regular rendezvous time and place. Well for months this was a great setup but she moved out of town.…

Pussycat Lounge

Tel Aviv-Yafo, Israel

Just returned to the states from Israel...

Just returned to the states from Israel . This was my 5th visit to pussy cat club and it was great. As mentioned in my earlier reviews, this club is beautiful inside and has the best…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

I haven't been here in about...

I haven't been here in about 9 months. I drove to the border on a very hot day and crossed at sunset around 6:30. The smell of Tijuana, hot, dirty, desperate, poor is a shock to…

Cherri Palace

Indianapolis, Indiana

Well, I've been to a couple...

Well, I've been to a couple of other strip clubs with all black dancers, and really enjoyed myself. I've got a weakness for dark, beautiful black skin, so I thought I'd give this club a…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

What can I say about the...

What can I say about the Brass Flamingo that hasn't already been said? I ended up there after midnight on a Saturday after a disappointing visit to a different club on the other side of…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I was in Phoenix on business...

I was in Phoenix on business and stopped by to check this place out. It was crowded, standing room only so I paid the $10 cover and parked it by the stage. There were lots…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

Portland is something special no doubt...

Portland is something special no doubt about it. Right across the street from my motel an open air punk rock show was going on - had to check it out and not too bad. And…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

I've been to Pt's several times...

I've been to Pt's several times and it's always a good time. Most recently was last Saturday. I arrived around 9 PM several dancers were there sitting in a circle waiting for the guest to…

Desiree's Preferred Gentlemen's Club

San Angelo, Texas

I was in town for business...

I was in town for business and decided to stop by and give this place a try. The clubs is laid out with pool tables to one side, a bar to the other, stage…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

stopped by around 2am sat morning...

stopped by around 2am sat morning after being at a bar with some friends. don't know drink prices as I didn't get anything to drink. there were quite a number of girls there.…

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, Illinois

First, the review does not allow...

First, the review does not allow me to correct errors listed as features in the club. It does not have any food other than machine snacks and pizza. There are no pool tables, bikini dancer, nude…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

Went to the palace in the...

Went to the palace in the pines last night for the first time in quite a few years. I have not been to a club for quite a long time. But, I have to say…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Well I usually go to this...

Well I usually go to this very exclusive (ya right) club during the week. However, I was feeling bored and curious as to whom and how many girls work/dance on the weekend. Door guy…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I was bored on a Sunday...

I was bored on a Sunday and wanted to watch the game and some dancers so I took the drive from DE and it was well worth it. The place is much nicer with the…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

I was in the neighborhood and...

I was in the neighborhood and decided to check out this club for the first time on a friday night a few weeks back. I had no idea what to expect but wasn't expecting…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Saturday afternoon with time to burn....

Saturday afternoon with time to burn. The nude side is closed during afternoons. So I went in the topless side and started to scout the talent. Not the best group of girls on this day.…

Matador Club

Valparaiso, Florida

I visited here on a Sunday...

I visited here on a Sunday afternoon. The club was similar to other clubs, average sized and kind of old. Despite having read about people finding the place hard to find, my GPS took me…

The Pony Anderson

Anderson, Indiana

I had a disappointing visit here...

I had a disappointing visit here Saturday about nine p.m. After paying five dollars to get in, I was dismayed that there was no stage rotation of dancers and only an empty stage to look…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Arrived Saturday around 9:30pm right off...

Arrived Saturday around 9:30pm right off the highway just past the Hustler Club. Self parked in the very well lit parking lot with security presence and felt safe the whole time. Paid $10 cover to…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

I have always really liked this...

I have always really liked this club, though I haven't been to it in a while - a couple of years, actually. I went about 9:30 on a Saturday night, which was probably early.…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped by Oasis on a Friday...

Stopped by Oasis on a Friday night. Free self parking, $10 cover, and you're in the club. Wasn't very crowded as it was before 9PM and only 1 of 3 stages was…

Circus Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

OMG- this place is worse than...

OMG- this place is worse than ever. Stopped in after a Ravens game for a quick beer and check out the sites, I sat down and was approached by a skinny meth girl.…

Crystal Cafe

Farmingdale, New York

Reviewed this place about 4 years...

Reviewed this place about 4 years ago and gave it bad scores basically across the board. After learning the ropes a bit better, I now know that this is one of those clubs that shines…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

My GPS receiver didn't quite know...

My GPS receiver didn't quite know where this club was. It took me to Larry Flint's Hustler Club. Hollywood is just a little further down the road (on the other side of the…

Temptations Go Go Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

Went in on a Sunday after...

Went in on a Sunday after few months gap. I have been earlier but had not thought of reviewing it. The place is like a house and gets crowded with 20+ guests. Sometimes Bartender girls are…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Made it in to see a...

Made it in to see a regular and had a very good time. I decided to do a VIP dance this time around instead of going to the regular couch room. Overall the dancers were…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Was in town visiting on business...

Was in town visiting on business and decided to check out the local strip club scene. Picked up some free passes at a local restaurant for this club. Outside and club interior was well designed…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

This review is a summary of...

This review is a summary of my last 2-3 visits. I have not been back in 3 weeks due to the decline in the club, The attitude of the dancers, and the departure of some(about…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

OK, I just reviewed this club...

OK, I just reviewed this club but I have some additional comments. Yes, you can laid cheap here but if you have the money tip everyone, cab, hotel, bar, and especially the girls. Walk around. For 5…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Have been here twice in the...

Have been here twice in the last two weeks. Once on a Thursday and also a Friday. On Fridays, beers are $6.75 and 2 for 1. Had been a while since my last visit but…

Club Paradise

Toronto, Ontario

This club is directly attached to...

This club is directly attached to the same building as a church in Toronto's west end (Lansdowne and Bloor). Cover is typically something nominal, like $3. The night I went the club was mostly pretty…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

I hadn't been here in quite...

I hadn't been here in quite a while. The staff remains friendly and drinks are reasonable. The girls are between a 5 and an 8. Most are fairly friendly but definitely interested in laps or…

Cabaret NOLA

Metairie, Louisiana

Club Eden is no longer. In...

Club Eden is no longer. In September 2014, the club was reopened as Cabaret NOLA, supposedly under new management. I stopped by about a week after the grand opening on a Friday evening. The club…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

First time visitor... dropped by the...

First time visitor... dropped by the club on a Wednesday afternoon. Grabbed a seat by the stage and got some very nice close up views. For the most part, the stage dancers were much better…

Vivid

New York, New York

I had very high hopes for...

I had very high hopes for this place. I go to Sapphires and Flashdancers a lot and was hoping for something similar. I read they had this giant pole and, while not expecting some vegas…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Made a trip to one of...

Made a trip to one of the old faithful strip clubs in Broward county - The Porthole Pub. I will not waste the reader's time with club layout as it has been chronicled in…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

This club was one of my...

This club was one of my favorite haunts when I lived in FL. Had the chance to visit after a biz trip and was somewhat disappointed. Still lots of good looking women and…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Well this will be my second...

Well this will be my second review for this club! I ended up going in on a Friday at the beginning of the month kinda slow for a Friday not usual could just be though…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

I visited here recently to see...

I visited here recently to see if the rumors about changes were true or not. Unfortunately, they are. The good news is that this club is very clean and good looking. The few girls that…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Last year Mario’s was one of...

Last year Mario’s was one of my favorite strip clubs- full of young fun hot ladies. But since the beginning of this year all of its best talent has slowly disappeared- at least on the…

Deja Vu Showgirls Chicago

Chicago, Illinois

I go back and forth between...

I go back and forth between here and VIP's. Admiral is just a bit out of the way, and others are easier to access by driving, which I do not really want to do. Pink…

Rumorz

Weirton, West Virginia

This Place SUCKS!!!! Went on a Saturday...

This Place SUCKS!!!! Went on a Saturday night and the few girls working where worse than hurricane at its lowest point. This place is now in the down stairs part of rumors and I didn't see…

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

As always a good time, hot...

As always a good time, hot friendly girls and fun bartender I got there around 8 ish was kinda slow but as the night wore on it definitely started to pick up and it became…

Ace of Spades Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

I went on a Tuesday night...

I went on a Tuesday night around 9 over a month ago. Valet is $10 and the cover charge is $10. A beer costs $5. There were 10 customers and 7 dancers…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I went a few weeks ago...

I went a few weeks ago on a Friday night around midnight. The cover charge was $5. This place was packed with customers. They had 15 dancers. There were three AA…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

It was about 98F outside on...

It was about 98F outside on recent trip to VEGAS. I drove my rental car and was driving round Strip and WESTERN street where Little Darlings, Deju Vu, and Sapphires are located. I didn't like the…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Checked out the Cabaret shortly after...

Checked out the Cabaret shortly after landing in El Paso for a business trip. Definitely worth the trip if you're not too picky and if you are low on $$. Music is decent, typical of…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

The quality of dancers here seem...

The quality of dancers here seem to be well above the other clubs I have been to in Austin. I have been to many strip clubs in Austin such as XTC cabaret, Expose, Yellow…

The Ball Gentleman's Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

Havent been to the ball in...

Havent been to the ball in over a year, but decided to stop when i was passing thru town. Beer prices have gone up. 5.50 with two drink minimum. Did see an old favorite and…

Show Girls

Paris, France

I recently went to this club...

I recently went to this club on a Saturday. There were 4 girls in the club. All were quite different from one another. Dancer backgrounds were Portuguese, African (not sure which country…

House of Babes

Columbus, Ohio

stopped in on a Friday night...

stopped in on a Friday night about 10 pm...had not been in this place for quite some time and decided to check it out again. From the outside the place doesn't look that great but…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Wow this place has really messed...

Wow this place has really messed up their VIP rooms. In the past they had love seat sofas and in some cases full size sofas you could lay down in. Granted most were old and…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Finally found some time to visit...

Finally found some time to visit Vixens again and I feel like it's starting to take a turn for the worse. Still probably one of the better options near Northern Virginia, but I feel like…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Five or six years ago I...

Five or six years ago I was in Detroit area on business and had a great time at Henry VIII South. I returned last month hoping to relive a fond memory. Not only did I…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Went on Friday night after work...

Went on Friday night after work and pay the $10 door fee and mandatory $5 drink. I noticed it was fairly dead as there were only a few customers and about 8 dancers on.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Went in and paid the $3...

Went in and paid the $3 admission. I sat down near the stage and was seeing who was dancing. I bought a coke which was 4.50. Not too bad. I wasn't approached by any dancers…

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Any luck with OTC action in commonwealth of mass clubs?

I am talking the clubs in Billerica, Tynsboro, and the route one clubs? Now or in the past?

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Re: The "Is the Top for Strip Club Mongers In?" Thread

I want to say publically that I take back everything I said in that thread. I now am in complete agreement that our happy era of easily available extras/OTC and "just ask" is coming to an abrupt and ugly end…

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Butters, That's Me

Butters is a naive and gullible character on the cartoon show "South Park." He is sweeter and less crude than the other boys, and he is often taken advantage of by others, especially by the manipulative and cynical Cartman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73qX2bH2t3E My…

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Motorboating on a Motorboat

The subject of Chelsea Charms came up recently in another discussion. While searching the web this morning for something else boobularly-related, I found this gal who may be even larger, but certainly natural: http://tosh.cc.com/video-clips/om7hxr/the-ultimate-motorboat (0:42)

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What a crock of shit.

http://www.familyshare.com/10-ways-you-are-being-unfaithful-to-your-spouse-and-you-dont-even-know-it Especially the one about putting your spouse before your children. No fucking way.

Tijuana

tijuana day two

Started a little earlier around Adelita bar. Again the night was slow but picked up after 9pm. Lots of girls and I was able to avoid the first girl and wait till I find a a second girl. I found…

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Is the Top for Strip Club Mongers In?

Notwithstanding all the calculated doom and gloom in the financial media which is really misinformation that is calculated and allowed to spread unchecked until it has served its purpose one way, the world and the US, in particular seem to…

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OT: What are you reading?

Just started: "Sniper's Honor," the latest in the series of Stephen Hunter's terrific Bob Lee Swagger novels (note: an earlier novel in the series was the basis for a terrible movie starring a woefully miscast Mark Wahlberg as…

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OT: Gone Girl

With all the talk of marriage here lately... for a twisted look at the state of marriage today, check out David Fincher's new "Gone Girl" flick (which ironically I saw with my SB last night)

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Portland’s annual Beautiful Vagina Pageant.

http://www.golocalpdx.com/lifestyle/in-plain-sight-a-strip-club-pageant

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Annual golf trip and the crew...

Annual golf trip and the crew hit Doll House 3 nights. Talent level was outstanding every night (Wednesday, Friday, Saturday). We have a sizable crew spending a lot of money so we get a ton…

Roxxies

Paterson, New Jersey

This is my first time at...

This is my first time at Roxxies. It is on a busy street, but has its own free park lot on the side of the building which is a big plus. The place has no…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped by the "O" last Friday...

Stopped by the "O" last Friday around 1pm and was shocked to see about 25 men already there. This was odd mainly because I normally see 1/2 that most of the time.…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

This is a follow -up to...

This is a follow -up to my previous review/experience with my wife, that wasn't up to our expectations. We visited on a Saturday night, which the website had indicated was "couples night". As promised, the cover…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

It's been a couple years since...

It's been a couple years since I've been to Jacksonville, so wanted to check it out. It's been remodeled since I was here last. I can't say it's different or better, it's just newer stuff.…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Friday night, was going to a...

Friday night, was going to a concert at the next-door Warfield theater, so got a happy hour entry price with a wristband for re-entry after my show. While waiting for the showtime, sat in the…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

Good stuff here new scenery and...

Good stuff here new scenery and awesome girls! Went here with my buddy and we had a good time. You will forget your problems with them girls walkin' around half naked. I met lovely ladies…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

I've been driving up and down...

I've been driving up and down I-81 for many years but only recently noticed signs along the highway for strip clubs in the area. So, on a not too busy Sunday afternoon I decided…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

So after about a month hiatus,...

So after about a month hiatus, I decided to return to the Player's Club. They removed some of the VIP rooms and reclaimed the space for lapdances (which is a good thing). They…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

Changed things up and came in...

Changed things up and came in on a Saturday afternoon so see if the vibe would be any different than the weekdays that I usually go. Pretty standard and quiet like any other afternoon. Decided…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Visited the club on a Saturday...

Visited the club on a Saturday evening about a week ago. There were a lot of dancers from what I could see, but a shift change was also going on. Most of the women were…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

This was my first time trying...

This was my first time trying out a club in Austin, but I had always heard good things and figured there'd be a good mix of dancers and that the rules would be more liberal…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

Was finished with work early on...

Was finished with work early on a Thursday afternoon in Northville and went to check out the clubs on 8 Mile. Drove past Trumpps and got to Penthouse but there was a line of cars…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Mario's is the standard in New...

Mario's is the standard in New England. Most of the dancers are Rhode Island exiles who bring their unique way of entertaining clients north of the border. I started coming by after tough days at…

Kings & Diamonds

Baltimore, Maryland

Traveled to K&D to meet one...

Traveled to K&D to meet one of the lap dancers. We corresponded by phone and email on a sugardaddy site earlier. She invited me to meet during her shift. As you enter L&D patrons are…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I thought I would try Ybor...

I thought I would try Ybor during the transition from dayshift to nightshift. I pretty much like dayshift because they are more talkative and not all business all the time. I used the…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Ok, last discussion was that I...

Ok, last discussion was that I would see a movie before I would go back to the FC or some of the other clubs in Detroit when I would be visiting next, well I had…

The Executive Club

New York, New York

I have heard about this club...

I have heard about this club and when in New York the other day I decided to check it out. The interior was incredibly posh, with the main stage being downstairs and the upstairs containing…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Friday night visit. Not my preference...

Friday night visit. Not my preference and won't do it again.I prefer the afternoons. Relatively quiet, lots of parking, a nice selection of high mileage MILFs to choose from. Friday night is $10 cover. Packed lot.…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Visited this place on a Monday...

Visited this place on a Monday afternoon after reading the different reviews. I was going to Foxy Lady and decide to go the Cadillac Lounge. That was a awesome decision. First things no…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

After reading about this club I...

After reading about this club I decide to visit it. I wasn't sure if I want to go to a bikini club but I did. The place is kind of hiding in Bloomfield…

Bottoms Up Club

Fayetteville, Arkansas

One of my favorite places most...

One of my favorite places most of the girls are really nice and friendly and the ones that are not don't stay long. There is a great selection for all taste, and the private dances…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Had another great time at this...

Had another great time at this club. Solid level of dancer talent, mostly 5-6's, with a handful of super hot girls. Was here around 10pm on Friday before the club got busy. I found a…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

so i got to the club...

so i got to the club with a friends late friday night after drinking hopefully to at least get a chance to look at some hot naked chicks dancing as DC clubs are known for…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Went here recently. It was the...

Went here recently. It was the second day of they being topless. There was a porn star. I think her name was spencer scott. The cover charge was $20 instead of the usual $10 bcos…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Havn't got a chance to hit...

Havn't got a chance to hit my fav BML in past 2 months, so decided to chip in on a Thursday afternoon after work. It was pretty empty as usual with couple of guys out…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Went to Haks on a Monday...

Went to Haks on a Monday evening. A little difficult to find off the highway, but worth the trip nevertheless. Cover was ten dollars, which seemed a little high, but drinks were priced…

Visions

Madison, Wisconsin

My wife and I went here...

My wife and I went here after a disappointment at Bristol. The drinks were well priced, as I paid $10 for two mixed drinks. The dancers were pretty awesome as well. There was one there…

Club Allure Chicago

Bellwood, Illinois

stoped at allure...

stoped at allure about 11 o clock saturday nite. cost me 6 bucks to park one must use the valet parking. i would like that to change. wene in side and had…

The Palace Men's Club

Corpus Christi, Texas

I visited in the late afternoon...

I visited in the late afternoon on Tuesday. The interior of the club was well lit. Sound system was ok. The stage was also good. The club had a private area that was roped off. Some…

Platinum Lace

London, England

I visited the club while in...

I visited the club while in London on vacation. My wife was off shopping and taking a tour for the day, and I had spent the afternoon exploring London on my own. The…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

Overall, this place is good, but...

Overall, this place is good, but with some hits and misses. Cover charge was $10. There were probably 30-35 dancers working and the place was pretty packed most of the night. There's a main stage…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

I returned for a repeat visit...

I returned for a repeat visit to this club on Thursday the 2nd of October. Arrived about 3:30pm and paid my $5 and walked in (no scanning of IDs.) Ordered two O'Douls and went…

Tunnel of Love

West Babylon, New York

I have been to this place...

I have been to this place on a friday after midnight. It is a video booth with girls. on the particular day they were 3 girls. one of them is really nice. I asked her…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

ENTER THE CHAINDOG. A rare Friday...

ENTER THE CHAINDOG. A rare Friday night appearance by me. As I got out of my car Billerica P.D was in the lot looking for trouble. Ten dollar cover, four dollar fifty cent…

Leopards Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

Was in town again and decided...

Was in town again and decided to see what the talent was like here. A lot of tattoos at this place if you are into that. The ladies to be a bit rough…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

I went on a early...

I went on a early afternoon and there were about 5 girls all about average , not real knock outs. I would say a slow day. Had one girl come over asking if I…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

I'll still give this place a...

I'll still give this place a shot from time to time, but usually leave wishing I hadn't. I'll start with the good part--the rather secluded dance area is the best you'll find in the…

Shakers

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Stopped in on a Monday a...

Stopped in on a Monday a few months ago. My first time. A handful of girls working mostly young eastern europens. Grabbed a draft. The selection of beers was fairly good. A young thin gal…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I got to the club about...

I got to the club about 6:30pm on a Sunday a couple of weeks ago. There were a nice amount of girls working maybe about 20 or so and some of them looked pretty decent.…

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Real or fake? You be the judge.

http://www.xnxx.com/video9171073/naked_blonde_lapdance_on_public_stage

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Whats your opinions on this stripper scenario

Would a female(s) stripper/dancer(s) purposely give bad or sucky ass lapdances or reject many things We all guys like to Very or Extremely Attractive Patrons whilst giving the average joe the unattractive ugly patron the way…

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OT: Foreign Rock

A recent thread on sports chants got me thinking.... Every notice that some countries produce some incredible rock musicians and rock music, while others produce crap? It's really kind of striking when you think about it. England has produced some of…

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Now RickyBoy is Bragging about Stroking Managers!

Check this out: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=31127 What a fuckin' homo!

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duomaxwell cheers up GoVikings: A TUSCL Story

Man, last night was AWFUL you guys. I decided to stop into club being that the Vikings (because what's better than strippers, football and beer) were playing on ABC. Normally, I can't do this because I have to go…

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real time review hongkong

I was at Hong Kong in TX last night. The question is how valuable are real time reviews? Last night I found many pretty girls and took three upstairs. First was a hard haired light skinned beauty that wasn't quite…

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Now I know how you Detroit boys feel

Given that I normally club in nicer clubs in more conservative areas, OTC is often: (1) done very discreetly; (2) takes some effort to arrange; and (3) once it happens, often creates ownership issues ITC. The reason for these…

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Bourbon st, New Orleans clubs

I've noticed that most of the "independent" (my word) clubs meaning the non-"chain" (Penthouse, Hustler) seem to be operating under one corporate umbrella at least on social media. Does one entity own the small, independent clubs in NOLA? THAT would…

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Question

I'm planning to do a lot of clubbing in the next few months in Santa Clara County cities like San Jose and Palo Alto. I know that San Francisco probably has better clubs, but I can't afford the…

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Gawker's new avatar

Seriously groovy...is that your ATF? And, more to the point, is she storing a cell phone, a condom of heroin, and a monopoly game up her snatch? Wait, wait...that's silly. Everybody knows the Monopoly game goes in the asshole.

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Pay4play on the internet

Do any of you guys use these hook up sites with success ? If so which one ? Ive dune very will on a free site called plenty of fish. Ive even arranged pay4play dates. Been thanking about going to paid sites…

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Raise your hand if-

You would be in favor of banning discussion topic posts from folks who have no reviews to their credit? Lately, getting under my skin and too often smells of troll shit....

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Hit or Miss?

http://www.idolator.com/7565129/usher-juicy-j-stripper-anthem-i-dont-mind-beyonce

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Any One Else Sick of This?

OT WARNING is anyone as sick as I am of that annoying "whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh song" at sporting events? First it was just chanted by drunk college students at basketball games. Now it's invaded baseball. Baseball in fucking sacred…

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Greetings/young TUSCL members

I have been lurking here for a few months, and I just signed up here yesterday. I love strip joints, so it looks like I'm in the right place. I just submitted a review, and I will be writing more…

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Teachers Arrested for Threesome with Student

http://nypost.com/2014/10/02/teachers-arrested-for-alleged-threesome-with-student/ Where were these teachers when I was in high school?

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Fellow TUSCLers...I need help!!!

So Chlesea Charm is going to be dancing in Sacramento next weekend. And not that I care that much about seeing features...I just have this urge to see that womans humungous ta-ta's. The problem...girlfriends moves in with me in T-Minus…

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One of the greatest philosophers of our time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyFq3kR7-60

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lap dances

Did anyone ever get a lap dance in the bathroom at a club?

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Future of marriage as an institution?

Okay, so it appears one of our brethren has gotten engaged with the intent to marry and quit whoring. Although I wish him the best, I definitely would have been in the camp to say "don't fucking do it".…

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This kid has some game

Sixteen year old boy fucks two high school teachers. Surprising thing is both are pretty good looking. http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/nation/2014/10/02/new-orleans-area-teachers-sex-with-student/16587657/

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Dancer sexual orientation

Since I (like most of you, except of course for jerikson40) am turned on by hot women having sex with one another, I've been curious about how many dancers are either lesbian or bisexual. I've been asking dancers…

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Do you sit back or are you proactive when getting dances ?

I love women – I love to look at them - and I love to touch them. When I am getting LDs; I like the most amount of *two*-way contact possible – i.e. the dancer grinding/touching me and me touching…

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Dreamhouse Thornton co

Thanks for all the responses from you guys, I was actually wondering if anyone has ever done a show with candy at dreamhouse and how it went, my fault for the confusion.....btw my screen name sucks I know i was…

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being a naughty boy

Ive noticed being a notorious rake actually works with ladies. No need to hide you enjoy lots of pussy just embrace it. Yea you catch heat for it but the girls it turns on your sexual experience will be insane.…

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Tuscl.net for sale?

No, I have no reason to think that founder is selling. But, if the opportunity arose, I was wondering if any of our high earning members could or would buy it. I ran the domain name through a bunch of online…

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Stripper Words to Live By

tomorrow u can wake up & the person u love can love somebody else....but tomorrow a 100 dollar bill will still be a 100 dollar bill

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New term for the glossary

I think we should add a term to the glossary: PSE - porn star experience. I had one the other night in the SC. She had the look of a porn star: nice fake tits (big but not too…

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Dreamhouse Thornton CO

Has anyone ever had the dancer or girl named candy at dreamhouse in Thornton? If so, does she let you take control and submiss her? Or is she prude. I'm wanting to let her touch me and me touch her…

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Favorite snack

I like a hoho on my ding dong

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South Carolina/GA friendly SC

OK almost a month ago I joined because I blew a wad of dough blowing a wad. Now I want to be smart about this. I'd like to get LDKing and Shadow's rates on dances and VIP'S . Where's a…

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Two dancers in VIP

Anyone ever take two dancers back into VIP at the same time? What's it like? I had the opportunity to the other night. I had gotten LD's from each girl on a prior visit. This time they were…

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Feel a little guilty

I recently started SCing somewhat regularly. I've been seeing a couple of the same dancers the last few times I've gone. The other night a got a few LD's from one of my favorites. It's the 4th visit I've made…

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Do you think your some of your favorites would post on here if they knew you wer

I think so in my case. However that would make me change my name. I like to remain anonymous.

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Ex-TD Bank Executive Sentenced for Spending Bank’s Money at Strip Clubs

http://www.pressherald.com/2014/10/01/bank-employee-sentenced-for-using-company-card-at-strip-clubs/ You think this guy is a member on TUSCL?

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Last Man Standing on TUSCL?

With ranukam who had formerly sworn to be a life long strip club monger, now departing, the field narrows for who will be the last TUSCLer (of those on prior to today) standing? I'm sure a few here today…

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I'm done

Well damn it I got engaged last night, and she's not a stripper lol :) I told her about my strip club escapades. I promised her I'm done with strip clubbing. She is allowing me to go to the strip…

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Follow Club

I just noticed a new feature on TUSCL. At the bottom of the ratings and recommendations. on a club's page, there's a button labeled, "Follow Club." I tried it for a couple of my local clubs that get…

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Raw doggin'

Who's the panty waist who came up with the expression "raw doggin'" to describe simple sex without a condom? Every so often some dipshit will use the term on a board like this and I get the douche chills…

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san jose guy

shut the fuck up please. or at least keep your posts to like a 50 word limit.

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Coins

Last night I'm leaving the lap dance area with my ATF to be. A guy in front of me is paying for 4 dances ($80) with all $1 bills. It takes the bouncer a few minutes to count…

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Move over Stevie Wonder.

Viagra 'may cause blindness': Ingredient in the drug can permanently affect sight, doctors warn Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2776190/Viagra-cause-blindness-Ingredient-drug-permanently-affect-sight-doctors-warn.html#ixzz3EvJBITh0 Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

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Reviews

They disappeared today?

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$350k

I know not everyone on this site makes $350k a year. Some of us make more.

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My absence from the site

If y'all tuned in to my last thread I had to give club a break for couple weeks which makes this week my week I return :D I also haven't been posting on this site if y'all haven't noticed.…

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are all blue people from Kentucky?

Blue Man Group - Drumbone (Melodifestivalen 2010 …: http://youtu.be/dOLBn8GKBlA These guys are funny as hell

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I had a lucid dream about MST 3K......

....but instead of Joel and the robots, it was Steve, with Slick to his left, and Motor to the right. Besides cracking jokes about the movie "The Crawling Eye", they were also making numerous pop culture references. It was hilarious!

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For you gun lovers...this guy is fast

The Waco Kid lives. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7HN7THecwg

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what the hell?

The Blue People of Kentucky: http://youtu.be/4iJVWMR4Uq0 This is what happebs when you fuck your cousins.

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Is it bad

i go to the local SC every weekend LITERALLY every weekend mainly drink beer tip a dollar or 2 every beer(tend to get FUCKED up drunk) then once i feel pretty messed up my atf comes over and i drop…

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What is the most you’ve spent on one dancer on one visit ?

From a recent review of Penthouse Detroit: “… I actually made 3 trips up there with the same girl. We would dance for about half an hour, then take another wine break. Each time the dances got more intimate and daring.…

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Vegas Hidden Gems or Recommendations

Am leaving my usual north american strip club bolt hole of Niagara and Mississauga this winter, in search of better weather and the bright lights of Vegas... Have done my trawl through the many many reviews and being the type…

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Enjoying It Less

For the past 6 or 8 months, I have been enjoying strippers and strip clubs less. Early this year, I lost my favorite dancer Marilyn. She was a very attractive blonde and also a very nice person--the least crazy stripper…

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Looker-On

What's up with guys coming to a strip club,,, standing & staring,, at other customers being grind on with Lap Dances.... I cannot figure this one out... I'm at Follies, 12 noon last Thursday,,, I take a seat on the…

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What will you do?

I visited my local strip club yesterday and decided to take a dancer I have never seen before for a VIP. Prior to going to the VIP, we decided on $200 tip for FS and BJ. I paid the $125…

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OT: Most Iconic Pop Culture Vehicle?

The Batmobile? The General Lee? Ecto-1? What's your pick?

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NYC club recommended for couples?

I'm heading up to NYC in a few weeks for a wedding with my girlfriend. She loves strips clubs every bit as much as I do, if not more, so we try to hit up a couple everywhere we…

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stripper otc threesome issue

I took a hiatus from this board as I was staying at my dad's place in Aspen for the last couple months. The goal was to clear my head after leaving private equity and trying to find a career at…

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SouthEast US Clubs that hire larger girls/bbw

Hi hi, I'm a thick girl, borderline bbw. I have been dieting my ass off to get hired at clubs that only want skinny girls but it just dawned on me today that surely some places hire girls my size.…

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Pittsburgh Options

I'm wondering if anyone can recommend any decent options in the Pittsburgh area. I'm looking for high-mileage dances. By scouring the reviews here, it appears that Stiletto's (New Brighton, PA) or perhaps Fantasy's (across the state line in West Virginia)…

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Better than Canadian History

Steve, Your welcome. You can send me my 10% finders fee. http://247sports.com/Bolt/Most-followed-NFL-cheerleading-squads-31581470

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Black Hair, Blue Eyes

Women with black hair and blue eyes drive me crazy. I guess it is the contrast between light eyes and dark hair. Think of Lynda Carter in her prime as Wonder Woman. What country or region could I travel to…

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Turned down a good opportunity while waiting for a great one

Simply put, a pretty young stripper, one who I've talked to on and off for almost 2 years now. offered me services in my car and I turned her down. Why? Because there was another girl in the…

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OT: National Toy Hall of Fame

Who will Slip'N Slide into the top two spots to become the latest toys featured in the National Toy Hall of Fame? Officials at The Strong's National Museum of Play on Monday announced its 12 National Toy Hall of Fame finalists…

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Nuru Massage

The Nuru Massage uses a special gel which is made from deep seaweed and is colourless, tastless, and extremely slippery and smooth. The masseuse will rub your entire body with the nuru nuru and slide on you from all imaginable…

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OT: Friend: Andy Kaufman is still alive

I liked Andy Kaufman because he was different and original. He was not just another cliched comic. I don't believe for a minute that he's still alive, but I enjoyed reading about Andy and remembering his crazy antics. http://nypost.com/2014/09/28/why-andy-kaufman-might-still-be-alive/

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She finally agreed to OTC

So yesterday I'm texting with a dancer that I hope to see this week. She seems more sexy and flirty than usual, so I suggest 0TC instead of the club. We've been discussing OTC for a few…

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Learning experience

So I was at the SC the other night and saw a dancer I hadn't seen before. She had a fantastic ass, so I wanted to get a LD from her. She was working the floor but didn't approach me.…

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Grand Final strip: Tenant denies hiring stripper to perform

Dancer denies she was paid to strip in corporate box in Australia. My favorite part: "During her out-of-control antics, she kicked and punched police who tried to arrest her, attacking one with a high heel and biting another on the…

Strip-clubbing (and more) or Swinging?

That seemed to be my choice -- continuing to visit strip clubs and proceed to getting more extras, (or just visiting hookers, or cheating) -- or start swinging. My wife and I married in the late 80s. I had only been with seven women before her, and while I was sorry to give up the chance to be with other women, I knew that she was the girl for me. My wife also was a bit reluctant to become monogamous, and even proposed an open marriage, but we decided against it. (OK, it was me. I was an idiot.) And then, with career and family, we weren't going to have time for other activities anyway. We stayed monogamous. I had been…

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OT: Univ of Texas Football Coach Charlie Strong

Plain and simple. We need more role models like him. And not just in football but in life. http://kxan.com/2014/09/28/nfl-commissioner-vp-visit-longhorns-coach-charlie-strong/

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crowds is strip clubs

hi everyone, how busy is your favorite SC? in my area several SC's have closed down for whatever reason. so you would think the remaining ones would have more of a crowd, but it's not working out that way. unlike…