Dancer Named Felony

If you can't do the time don't do the crime

Looks like crime does pay

" Would you fellas and fellettes get a dance(or more) from felony"

Yes, if she was single and had a nice demeanor.

Oops, I guess that would make her a Miss Demeanor.

(Get it, misdemeanor?)

^^^of course....I guess Miss Demeanor gets off easy

I have encountered at least one club with a dancer named, "Felony." It would be funny to have a dancer at the same club named, "Miss Demeanor." They could work as a pair, and offer customers a choice: "What level of crime would you like to commit?"

I don't care if her stage name is "Herpes", and she is beautiful and Asian (I know, redundant) I'm in!

Strippers have names ?

They could also work with dancers named "Class A" and "Class E." Hmmm. Starting to think a whole cop-themed strip joint could be opened up. Maybe call it "5-0H!" or "The Slammer." Course, I don't think the actual police would appreciate it too much.

There was a dancer at Trixie's her in Louisville for a while named Felony. She called her pussy Miss Demeanor. She did outcall, so I did in fact sample the goods. Not bad.

PG,

Call it COP-A-Feel.

That's a fairly popular stripper name. I've heard it in several cities

Y'all dudes are funny.

If Felony danced to rap music, would that be a Felony rap?

Y'know, I'd want the lowdown on how she picked the name before I did anything not in plain view at the main floor.

oh HELL yes!!

In the VIP will she give me the max?

Wait until she changes her name to Murder 1

I knew a felony once

I met a dancer with the name ISIS

She'd probably want to take me to the lap dance room for questioning.

Clubber, a couple of dancer names for Cop-A-Feel could be Frisky and Pat Down.

Phantom,

Could open an entire new area for stripper names. Taser, Cuffs, Bullet, Strip Search...

^^^^ watch out for Billy Club............well, Bullwinkle would like her

A dominatrix, Brutal (The Green Mile reference).