Three golf balls
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
A PL's wife was very suspicious when one day she found a small wooden box hidden in his sock drawer. It contained three golf balls and $2,000 in cash.
She confronted him, and he was so unprepared for her discovery that he simply blurted out the truth. "I'm sorry dear, but I go to strip clubs and every time I get a blowjob from a stripper, I put a golf ball in this box."
She was incredibly pissed off, and started screaming about divorcing him. With much reflection, however, she eventually realized that she had put on a bunch of weight over the years and hadn't been giving him much sex for a very long time. So they talked. She eventually came to the conclusion that three instances of infidelity in a 30 year marriage wasn't really that bad, so she could forgive him.
"But dear," she said, "I've just got one more question: where did the $2000 come from? "
"Oh that's easy," he said. "Every time I got a dozen golf balls the box was full so I sold them."
She confronted him, and he was so unprepared for her discovery that he simply blurted out the truth. "I'm sorry dear, but I go to strip clubs and every time I get a blowjob from a stripper, I put a golf ball in this box."
She was incredibly pissed off, and started screaming about divorcing him. With much reflection, however, she eventually realized that she had put on a bunch of weight over the years and hadn't been giving him much sex for a very long time. So they talked. She eventually came to the conclusion that three instances of infidelity in a 30 year marriage wasn't really that bad, so she could forgive him.
"But dear," she said, "I've just got one more question: where did the $2000 come from? "
"Oh that's easy," he said. "Every time I got a dozen golf balls the box was full so I sold them."
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The husband finds a large jar full of quarters under the bed. When questioning the wife, she admitted she prostituted herself during the day while he worked. When asked, "Who paid in quarters?" The answer was each one.
The husband thinks about this for a minute and then says. "Damn, if I had known that I would have given you all my business"
A Slazenger 7 was worth £5000