No Oral For You
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
A couple days ago I asked for input on the reason why my ATF refused oral sex this week, but was willing to engage in any and all other sexual activities. I offered some potential reasons, and some of you offered alternative explanations. Well I asked her the reason for her new no blow for you rule, and it turns out that we were all dead wrong. Nobody here was even remotely close to her answer.
This had made it obvious to me that none of us understands a damn thing about stripper shit. In an effort to further everybody’s education, set forth below are possible answers that she gave me. Vote for which of the following five answers you think is what she told me. The other four are SS that I made up. Which one did she say?
I’ll post the answer in 12-24 hours. Get your vote in early.
1. A guy last week pulled out of her mouth at the last second and came all over her face, getting it in her eyes and hair, and she is at least temporarily grossed out by giving blow jobs.
2. She has a non-sexual relationship with a new guy and giving oral sex to JS69 would feel disloyal to this guy.
3. She’s gotten into sexual astrology and her zodiac sign is incompatible with having oral sex given JS69's sign.
4. She feels like oral sex is degrading to her as a woman and a human being.
5. She is so traumatized by a recent experience with a customer that she can’t fully perform sexually for a while. In summary, she gave a lap dance last week to a very feminine looking guy who insisted that his name was something like jerry rickson or maybe jerk off son. The guy was a complete ass, yelling “bitch you’re not working hard enough to deserve a tip,” and insisting that her high mileage dances were worth at most .45 cents. In the end, the customer unzipped his pants and demanded a blow job. But there was nothing there -- it turns out he was a she. As the bouncers were escorting this customer out the door, she kept yelling things like “Dougster is an asshole,” “I hate John Smith,” and Juice! Juice!
This had made it obvious to me that none of us understands a damn thing about stripper shit. In an effort to further everybody’s education, set forth below are possible answers that she gave me. Vote for which of the following five answers you think is what she told me. The other four are SS that I made up. Which one did she say?
I’ll post the answer in 12-24 hours. Get your vote in early.
1. A guy last week pulled out of her mouth at the last second and came all over her face, getting it in her eyes and hair, and she is at least temporarily grossed out by giving blow jobs.
2. She has a non-sexual relationship with a new guy and giving oral sex to JS69 would feel disloyal to this guy.
3. She’s gotten into sexual astrology and her zodiac sign is incompatible with having oral sex given JS69's sign.
4. She feels like oral sex is degrading to her as a woman and a human being.
5. She is so traumatized by a recent experience with a customer that she can’t fully perform sexually for a while. In summary, she gave a lap dance last week to a very feminine looking guy who insisted that his name was something like jerry rickson or maybe jerk off son. The guy was a complete ass, yelling “bitch you’re not working hard enough to deserve a tip,” and insisting that her high mileage dances were worth at most .45 cents. In the end, the customer unzipped his pants and demanded a blow job. But there was nothing there -- it turns out he was a she. As the bouncers were escorting this customer out the door, she kept yelling things like “Dougster is an asshole,” “I hate John Smith,” and Juice! Juice!
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As for #2, in my experience strippers are willing to give oral even if they have husbands or steady boyfriends. They don't regard blow jobs as sex.
But I've never seen ol' jerikson-dude end a post with "Juice! Juice! Juice!"
BTW, I wonder what's up with ol' #sausage.fingers. Perhaps he got back together with jayzex. Hope he treats that chick nicely this time #dotherightthingjuice
For me, it's a combo of #2 and #4, between the two the greater would be #2.
And the answer is ...... #2. She’s been dating a new guy for about two months, and they haven’t had sex or anything yet, but oral sex with me wouldn’t feel right under these circumstances.
Shadowcat, going into the club I was kind of expecting #3 because I had previously told her my sign and she’s into astrology. You’re right about not telling them your sign, but I’m not sure how you avoid it because they just ask when you were born. I could lie...but I don’t know what sign she would want me to be in order to fuck me.
As usual with SS, I have many questions. Here are a couple. #1 -- how do you date a stripper for two months and not have sex with her? She swallowed my cum the day after I met her. Give him two months time, some money and a job, and San Jose Guy might be able to have sex with her. Who is this guy?
#2 -- Why is every other form of sexual activity perfectly fine but a blow job is disloyal to the bf? It seems to me that once you cross a certain line (which we crossed long ago), the details of how you fuck a PL really don’t matter.
Here’s the best part. I reluctantly said ok to her terms, and in the end she included oral! That’s SS. Not as bad as driving away with a stripper in the back of your truck who gets shot as you leave the club parking lot, but a strong dose of SS nonetheless.
I think what was really going on here besides the guy she’s dating is that she didn’t want to be told that she had to perform a certain sex act. Once I agreed, and it was her choice to do that for me, it became no problem. Either that or I’m an incredibly sexy stud with the most beautiful cock she’s ever seen, and as soon as she saw it she just had to have that thing in her mouth right that second. Yea, on second thought, that must be it.
I know my ATF had this attitude about a bunch of stuff. Said she didn't mind doing it for me because I appreciated it, and returned the favor.
SS? Normally, I'd say yes, but I learned my lesson with her in that respect. :)
@JS69 - Another Seinfeld pop culture reference?
I can see that, absolutely. It's fundamentally about self-determination -- and when it's sex work, you HAVE to concede that space. "Saving it for those she's intimate with" is just the form that the drawing of borderlines takes. In "normal" jobs there is such a thing as being told "too bad if you don't like that part of the job, earn your pay", but "normal" job descriptions do not include putting your boss' dick in your mouth.
My guess about the bf is that one of three things.
1. He's got another girl he's fucking and may not have told her. or
2. He has sexual problems and hasn't brought it up yet.
3. He doesn't have a clue she has been very sexually active and thinks she is one of those girls who rarely put out and he being a pussy about going for sex.
4. She's still pulling your leg and only just wants to save certain sexual acts for her boyfriend but didn't want to discuss this or get in an argument about it.
Um, pun intended? <g>