So I recently looked up an old girlfriend from high school. She holds a special place in my memory. We dated for about two years. She was the first woman I ever fucked, and she gave me my first blowjob too. She wasn't particularly beautiful, but most of you would rate her at least a 7. I rated her an 8 because she had huge breasts with big nipples that she let me suck on every night. I actually considered marrying her as I could imagine myself enjoying those young tits for the rest of my life. But she broke up with me eventually cause she found another guy and we went our separate ways.
So I was thinking about this girl recently. In particular, I was remembering her blowjobs and wondering if there was any chance 30 years later for a repeat performance. So I looked her up. It's incredibly easy these days to find out details about anyone. As I read through her Facebook page, she sounded like a really cool person. Funny, smart, and fun. Just the way I remembered her. Plus there was no reference to a guy in her life, so it looked like my hope of a repeat performance might be possible.
But one thing was really weird. There was not a single picture of her posted anywhere. There were pictures of friends and family, but not a single picture of her. So I kept searching. I finally found a single picture of her on her sisters Facebook page. Oh my God! She was hideously ugly and unbelievably fat. 400 pounds if she was an ounce. I stared in disbelief at what I knew as a 7 that was now undeniably a 0. A complete and total 0. Got to be one of the hundred ugliest women I've seen in my life. I still can't believe it. It is impossible to imagine anything sexual with her ever. Sometimes I want to go back and look at that picture again just to be sure, because nobody could be that ugly who started out life so cute. But I don't and I won't. It was her. She is that ugly.
This experience taught me several things.
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A guy in high school once gave me some good advice which I totally dismissed at the time. He said if you want to know what a young girl will look like when she gets older look at her mother. If you can't imagine living with her mother when you get older then don't marry her. The mother of this gf was very fat and ugly when I dated her, and I remember wondering after I heard this advice if she could eventually look like her mother. But I just couldn't imagine that happening. My cute young thing with the wonderful breasts that I so loved to suck could never become her mother. But she did, they look identical. That guys advice was right on point.
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It is hard to believe how far some women fall in the looks department as they age. I've seen it before obviously but it never ceases to amaze me. Sure men get less attractive with age too, but not to this extent. Plus women like money and maturity so some men actually improve with age. I don't think any woman after the age of about 21 ever improves with age in the eyes of men. This is one of the reasons why strippers are such a great option -- they never age. Just when they start to turn ugly and older they quit dancing and a new crop of young dancers moves in. You always get them in their prime before they deteriorate too much.
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I sometimes make some really fucked up choices in life. What if I had actually married this woman? How horrible it would have been to watch the transformation take place. How does a guy live with a woman who is this ugly? Just the passing thought of her picture makes me go limp for hours.
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I owe the guy big time who stole this girl from me. If I ever meet him, I'm going to buy him a VIP dance with his favorite stripper.
So that's my story. Anybody else have a looking up the old gf story that they want to share?
Similar story. I had this huge crush on a girl in HS although I never dated her as she was WAY out of my league. She was the clean cut cheerleader type...I was the skinny, acne faced pot smoking guitarist. She had an eye for the football players. This was 40 years ago (OMG). I looked her up on FB recently and now I'm way out of her league! I'm way better looking than she is now; I've put on muscle, my face is pleasant (I'm told) and I don't look nearly my age. People think I'm in my late 30's or early 40's. She looks older than she is and is also fat; just goes to show.
Buy hey John, if you'd married her, you'd just be spending more time at the SC's!!