sung in a slow, morose tempo:
Where have all the strippers gone? Long time PLs asking
Where have all the strippers gone? Nursing school, everyone
Where have all the strippers gone? Cocktail waitressing, everyone
Where have all the strippers gone? Real estate sales, everyone
When will those PLs learn? Oh, Greatest Economic Boom! Oh, Greatest Economic Boom!
Didn't Pete Seeger record that shit in the 1950 -- a previous economic boom...