juicebox been bizzy yo

Shit just got real

Looks good! Are you the president, or the handsome spokesperson? Or the catchy slogan writer? Anyway, you deserve a hearty hamhock handshake.

Future historians will doubtlessly mark this event as the starting point for The Greatest Economic Boom in the History of the World

Wait...Juice, stop this shit before the economic boom causes all strippers to become nursing students!

Shit

Juice! Juice! Juice!