I just found out I can save %15 in 15 minutes on my car insurance......

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mikeya02
What's that? Everyone knows that?....Well, did you know Jerikson is a bad motivational speaker?

" I look around this room, and I see nothing but pussified dudes. (pointing) You are a pussy for tipping too much, and you are a fat ass jerk for hogging hot girls all night, and you come from a country that plays crappy rock. What is wrong with you guys? ....blah blah blah"

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steve229
10 years ago
haha, mikey, and did you know San Jose Guy is a really bad tour guide:

SJG: And so we read of the place called "The Golden Gate Bridge"

Tourist 1 (muttering to wife): Why are we still in the parking lot?

Tourist 2: Excuse me, sir, but have you actually been to any of the places you're talking about

SJG: No, but that is going to change. I hope to visit all the places of which we have spoken today. My wife took me on a journey to hell, but that was before, and now I hope to take an actual journey and visit...

Tourist 1: Come on, we're getting out of here...
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jerikson40
10 years ago
Car insurance....motivational speaker....pussified dudes...

Mikey, honestly, does that somehow make sense to you? WTF are you talking about?
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mikeya02
10 years ago
Its called parody. I'm silly and you're quite the character.
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mikeya02
10 years ago
Did you know I would make a poor speaker at a TUSCL convention?

(me) "Hi guys, I've been to mostly one strip club hundreds of times and I would like to make a funny pop culture reference to...."
(crowd) "Booo! You and your jokes suck! Booo! You only have two reviews! Booo!"
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crazyjoe
10 years ago
Lmfao. Sounds about right mikeya
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lopaw
10 years ago
lmao
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