What's that? Everyone knows that?....Well, did you know Jerikson is a bad motivational speaker?
" I look around this room, and I see nothing but pussified dudes. (pointing) You are a pussy for tipping too much, and you are a fat ass jerk for hogging hot girls all night, and you come from a country that plays crappy rock. What is wrong with you guys? ....blah blah blah"
Car insurance....motivational speaker....pussified dudes...
Mikey, honestly, does that somehow make sense to you? WTF are you talking about?
Its called parody. I'm silly and you're quite the character.
Did you know I would make a poor speaker at a TUSCL convention?
(me) "Hi guys, I've been to mostly one strip club hundreds of times and I would like to make a funny pop culture reference to...." (crowd) "Booo! You and your jokes suck! Booo! You only have two reviews! Booo!"
Lmfao. Sounds about right mikeya
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haha, mikey, and did you know San Jose Guy is a really bad tour guide:
SJG: And so we read of the place called "The Golden Gate Bridge"
Tourist 1 (muttering to wife): Why are we still in the parking lot?
Tourist 2: Excuse me, sir, but have you actually been to any of the places you're talking about
SJG: No, but that is going to change. I hope to visit all the places of which we have spoken today. My wife took me on a journey to hell, but that was before, and now I hope to take an actual journey and visit...
Tourist 1: Come on, we're getting out of here...