Siamese Twins

14 comments

• shadowcat

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  10 years ago

  That depends on if you have 2 cocks or just one. :)
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  I would say likely, but only in Bangkok (no reference to sc post above).
• jackslash

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  10 years ago

  A guy walks into a strip club and sees a pair of blonde siamese twin strippers. He persuades them to come back to his house for some OTC action.
  
  The guy has sex with the one sister. Then when he starts on the other sister, the first sister has nothing to do and is bored. She spots a trombone in the corner of the bedroom and asks the guy if she can play it. So she plays the trombone while the guy screws her sister.
  
  A week later the blonde siamese twin strippers are on stage when the guy comes in again. The one sister turns to the other and says, "Hey, there's that guy. Do you think he'll remember us?"
• steve229

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  10 years ago

  "If you got dances from siamese twins would it cost you 2x?"
  
  I would wait and go on 2-4-1 night, just to be on the safe side.
  
• steve229

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  10 years ago

  Also, how much they could charge might depend on how the twins compare to the club's other dancers er, head to head.
• motorhead

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  10 years ago

  Ya know, the term "Siamese Twins" is now politically incorrect. It should be "Conjoined Twins"
  
  Yeah, it really sucks to now call my Muffy a Conjoined cat.
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  motor,
  
  With all the PC BS, won't be long until one can say nothing but A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes W. Then farmerart will object to "A".
• PhantomGeek

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  10 years ago

  I saw conjoined twin women in a porn once. They were literally joined at the hip.
• Cheo_D

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  10 years ago

  Being serious for a moment with the hypothetical: conjoined twins are distinct individuals before the Law for all purposes, so you'd have to pay in full to each of them for any service rendered jointly. Legal personality is assigned per brain. If they are extensively conjoined (say to the extreme of the Hensel twins -- look them up), they will probably have by adulthood worked out a system by which they alternate who's primarily involved or when they act jointly; so it can be "OK, THIS next dance is with SISTER, you pay HER..." and then you'd feel obligated to buy at least one with each sister in charge. (The ability to actually do that would be highly dependent on neuromotor integration i.e. what parts of the shared body each controls or both can).
  
  I'll file this one under "thought exercises" in the drawer for "things I do not expect to have to deal with in this lifetime".
  
  
• motorhead

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  10 years ago

  Siamese strippers are like airport shuttle busses.
  
  You wait for an hour for one to show up and then you see two.
• SuperDude

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  10 years ago

  Saw story recently online about conjoined twins, one body, two heads graduating from high school and going to college.
  
• sflguy123

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  10 years ago

  Do they both have to pay tuition?
• SuperDude

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  10 years ago

  Full scholarship.
• motorhead

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  10 years ago

  But what if one wants to go to nursing school and the other wants to sell real estate?