Satisfaction Guaranteed dances

No. I have always paid whether I liked it or not and I usually lie and tell her it was good just to keep things civil.

I once had a similar offer for a one hour Champagne Room. I had to pay the room fee of $175 and while the dancer is supposed to get $200 + tip she said $100 + whatever I felt it was worth. She ended up being so wasted she could barely stand and I discovered it was all so she wouldn't have to go on stage where she would have fallen on her ass and probably gotten fired. The good news was that I got to hold a naked spinner for an hour. The bad newest was I couldn't do anything with her because of her condition. She got her $100 and I got screwed in a manner other than I planned.

I never took a dancer up on the offer that I did not have to pay if I didn't like it. The way I saw it, it was not good odds. If I didn't like it, she would still want money and not be happy either especially if I didn't pay. Then she could just go to a bouncer and say that I didn't pay her making me look bad. Then I would be really unhappy. Easier to just say forget about it or no thanks. There are usually other dancers that appeal to you more. If I took the offer and didn't think the dance was that great but ok, then she would still want to be paid whether or not I really enjoyed it.

When you think about how many times you have gotten dances that were fantastic, guess what the odds will be when you doubt it? Pretty low in my opinion.

Never had that happen

One time at the P*nth**s* Cl*b, a dancer guaranteed she would get me off with a blow job for $100. She was not really my type--she was blonde but too skinny and not big enough tits. And she was too old, maybe 40. But the price was right. I went upstairs with her, and she sucked away valiantly. But I could not come (I'm not 19 after all). I paid her anyway.

jackslash - Since I have retrograde ejaculations the thought has occurred to me that I could make bets with strippers and that if I don't cum, I don't pay. So far I have been a nice guy but if a stripper ever pisses me off, look out. LOL.

I've had that offer, and I've never been able to honestly deny payment. Every single girl who's made that offer, admittedly not all that many, has made it worthwhile.

I vaguely remember one very persistent dancer made that offer one time. When I kept refusing she kept escalating offers one night. It started off something like in the ops question. Then it went to totally free no strings attached. I still said no thanks. Then she offered to take me to her house. At that point I thought she wasn't serious but if she was, she just wanted to have sex. I thought if I didn't really want to get lap dances from her, why would I want to go home with her so she could jump all over me? She was probably bluffing but maybe not. I've had other dancers give me a bj without asking me or even telling me that's what they were going to do as soon as we were alone. Of course I never complained about it. It felt good.

Sometimes I think some demons or something get inside people and I seem to occassionally attract ones that suddenly want to have sex. In fact one dancer after we were in the back suddenly seemed to be possessed. It only lasted two songs but afterwards she seemed to snap out of it and threatened me if I ever told anyone. It wasn't much of a threat. Just that she would never dance for me again if I told anyone she was doing oral things with me. Now that time was really weird.

Oh a good tip, if a girl gives you a bj without even talking about sex or anything that sexual, you can probably date her without a problem.

I had bought one dancer a drink earlier in the evening in one case. In the other case, the dancer claimed she knew me and was probably stalking me after she spotted me. She was weird. It had been at least 8 years since she claimed she last saw me. One morning, she told me she remembered the very first time she ever saw me. wow, what a memory I thought. I couldn't remember her at all even after seeing her completely naked.