This is your typical suburban neighborhood...

This is your typical suburban neighborhood strip club. The parking lot is not that big but usually has a lot of parking spots open. When you go in you go through a metal detector and have to pay the cover. The security people can be dicks. It smells like smoke so bring extra clothes in your car if you are sneaking in a visit after work and dont want the wife to know. Once you get past that you sit around the bar to see the stage. There is obviously a one drink minimum. The club unfortunately can be a dollar parade, with girls making you give one for the titties, one for the kitty, and one for the booty. I have been there in the afternoon and at night. Early in the afternoon it can be unprofessional - I remember sitting there for 15 minutes to wait for a girl to come out. The girls there are usually very pushy or not interested - they will sit in a corner and smoke or chat with a bald dude who looks like a stereotype of a strip club manager. Most of the girls are ok, a few disgusting, and a few you wonder why they are not at Delilah's (a good thing). At night I had a really annoying Latina dancer who would not leave me alone because she wanted a champaign court dance. And this leads me to the biggest problem that I have with this club: there is absolutely no privacy! The couch dances are done in the open and the DJ is watching you and yells at you not to touch. The dance is $20 topless and $30 nude. It lasts for 2 minutes before the bouncer tells her its over. The champaign court is an even bigger scam. It is over $200 and is also in the open. They put up a little barrier but that DJ can still see you and yell at you. Its definitely not a place for extras, although a lot of girls will give their cell phone number for extras later. Overall I do not really recommend this place unless you just want to drink for a little and are prepared for the dollar parade. It eats your money quicker than you realize. And be firm in turning down a dance or they will bug you every five minutes.