Bride to be f*cks dwarf at bachelorette party, confesses when baby is suspicious

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jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/229254/b…

It would be perfect if the dwarf stripper was named Tyrion.

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lopaw
10 years ago
OMG that is so fucked up and also hysterical!
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gatorfan
10 years ago
Me myself and Irene
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sflguy123
10 years ago
I half suspect that in time the surprised husband will learn to half love the little guy.
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jerikson40
10 years ago
I dunno, that whole thing with dwarfs entertaining people seems so freakin' sad. You know damn well it's only because people are goofing on the dwarfs, not because they have some great talent. (DISCLAIMER: In no way should this be taken as anything negative towards little people and their talent..I'm sure there are many talented little people out there). I just doubt that people hire dwarfs based on talent, but rather based on it's kind of a circus sideshow. Just seems so sad and creepy to me.
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crazyjoe
10 years ago
^^^fuck you sideshow circus. Wow... creepy
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PhantomGeek
10 years ago
Yeah, that sounds like an oops moment if there ever was one.
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SlickSpic
10 years ago
I wonder what the half-life is gonna be with their family chemistry?
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motorhead
10 years ago
Short people got nobody to love
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SlickSpic
10 years ago
Mohead, looks like you're being a little short sighted.
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JohnSmith69
10 years ago
ats funny
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zipman68
10 years ago
^^^
Look at ol' jerikson40 with the empathy for the little people. Touching.

Me...I want to be just like Tycho Brahe. Dude had a psychic dwarf that lived under the table and ate scrapes. Maybe I could get a sexy female dwarf to live under my table...

Tycho also had a pet moose. Coo-el dude...
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bvino
10 years ago
Tyco Brahe also had Syphilis and lost his nose to the disease. Be careful what you wish for.
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steve229
10 years ago
Are you sure it was a moose and not an elk?
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Mate27
10 years ago
There is a dwarf waitress at one of the clubs I hang at, and without a doubt most of us would want to bang her. She is almost proportioned correctly, and is curvy in all the right places, except she is about 4 feet tall. Makes it great when getting your order she doesn't get in the way of your view of the stage. Plus if nothing is on stage you can look at her!
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motorhead
10 years ago
There's a touring porn actress named Bridget the Midget that hits the Midwest strip clubs fairly often. I've never seen her - but my ATF hung out with her in the dressing room. Said she was really cool. She was down to earth

I guess when you're a dwarf it's hard to be larger than life.
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mikeya02
10 years ago
She was down to earth

was that a pun, Motor?
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Papi_Chulo
10 years ago
It looks like the dwarf may have been tall on his back
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motorhead
10 years ago
Mikey,

Just making sure y'all were paying attention. :)
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