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Bride to be f*cks dwarf at bachelorette party, confesses when baby is suspicious

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lopaw

OMG that is so fucked up and also hysterical!

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gatorfan

Me myself and Irene

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sflguy123

I half suspect that in time the surprised husband will learn to half love the little guy.

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jerikson40

I dunno, that whole thing with dwarfs entertaining people seems so freakin' sad. You know damn well it's only because people are goofing on the dwarfs, not because they have some great talent. (DISCLAIMER: In no way should this be taken as anything negative towards little people and their talent..I'm sure there are many talented little people out there). I just doubt that people hire dwarfs based on talent, but rather based on it's kind of a circus sideshow. Just seems so sad and creepy to me.

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crazyjoe

^^^fuck you sideshow circus. Wow... creepy

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PhantomGeek

Yeah, that sounds like an oops moment if there ever was one.

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SlickSpic

I wonder what the half-life is gonna be with their family chemistry?

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motorhead

Short people got nobody to love

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SlickSpic

Mohead, looks like you're being a little short sighted.

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JohnSmith69

ats funny

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zipman68

^^^
Look at ol' jerikson40 with the empathy for the little people. Touching.

Me...I want to be just like Tycho Brahe. Dude had a psychic dwarf that lived under the table and ate scrapes. Maybe I could get a sexy female dwarf to live under my table...

Tycho also had a pet moose. Coo-el dude...

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bvino

Tyco Brahe also had Syphilis and lost his nose to the disease. Be careful what you wish for.

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steve229

Are you sure it was a moose and not an elk?

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Mate27

There is a dwarf waitress at one of the clubs I hang at, and without a doubt most of us would want to bang her. She is almost proportioned correctly, and is curvy in all the right places, except she is about 4 feet tall. Makes it great when getting your order she doesn't get in the way of your view of the stage. Plus if nothing is on stage you can look at her!

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motorhead

There's a touring porn actress named Bridget the Midget that hits the Midwest strip clubs fairly often. I've never seen her - but my ATF hung out with her in the dressing room. Said she was really cool. She was down to earth

I guess when you're a dwarf it's hard to be larger than life.

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mikeya02

She was down to earth

was that a pun, Motor?

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Papi_Chulo

It looks like the dwarf may have been tall on his back

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motorhead

Mikey,

Just making sure y'all were paying attention. :)

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