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11 years ago

Today's stripper joke

Q. Whats the difference between a stripper and a mosquito?

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JohnSmith69

A. When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking

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crazyjoe

Nice

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SlickSpic

Right on, right on.

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shadowcat

I dunno. Seems like with a lot on women you need to slap the shit out of them to get them to do any sucking.

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Clubber

Maybe Ray Rice just wanted a REALLY super good blow job.

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SuperDude

A mosquito bite will fade away.

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