The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Took a trip to San Fran...

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inDaClub
Oct 11, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

Took a trip to San Fran this summer and of course, looked through TUSCL to find out what would be the best place of SF to visit. I chose The Crazy Horse Theatre because of the reviews and the location. I was staying at a very nice hotel in Union Square that was walking distance. However, the walk was a bit sketchy. Every block along the way there was a rough looking guy of some sort looking to either sell me drugs or possibly mug me. I just tried to keep moving quickly and hoped I would find the Crazy Horse with no problems.... and I did find it pretty easily with the neon lights.

Initially it does look like an old school peep show / strip club place. I was charged the admission fee at the door and got a stamp that only shows up under a black light. Walking in it was very much like the reviews said... and looks like an old theatre. The catwalk is very long and a nice feature to spotlight the girls who are dancing. There is good value there too as you can sit in the theatre style seats along the catwalk and you can get some nice grinding action for some singles.

After sitting further back, surprisingly the girls didn't really interact with me that often until I made lots of eye contact first. Even then, some girls still didn't come see me. This is very different from any club I have been to, and I have been to a lot of different kinds of clubs.

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