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XTRA! Man in Asheville, Carolina cannot use voting machine......

mikeya02
It seems that instead of voting for one candidate, the prodigious girth of his fingers confused the touchscreen, and multiple and wrong selections kept appearing. The man was heard saying
as he left, "Faggots!, Try sticking a cucumber up this bitch machine's ass"!

5 comments

  • SlickSpic
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    10 years ago
    XXXTRA KRISPAY!
  • steve229
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    10 years ago
    According to the Voting Rights Act of 1965, he should have been provided a provisional, paper 11x17 "sausage fingers" ballot
  • JohnSmith69
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    10 years ago
    Remember the guy who tried to fuck an ATM a few months ago? It wouldn't surprise me that some horny bastard with blue balls tries that with a voting machine sometime soon.
  • Caprisun69
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    10 years ago
    LMFAO!!!
  • zipman68
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    10 years ago
    ^^^
    Fuck yeah Steve dude. The 11x17 #sausage.fingers ballot that you fill out by dripping fried chicken grease next to the candidate of your choice.

    Juice! Juice! Juice!
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