OK, OK...I'm prefacing this by saying I love the Sunshine State. I own property there and was even lounging on the waterfront in the St. Pete area not too long ago. So no disrespect to the Floridians. But FUCK...Fla USA has some seriously hardcore stupid going on! Dude calls 911 to ask the operator for a date. WTF?
On a serious note, I feel a bit bad for the dude. There is clearly alcohol and/or drugs involved and I suspect there are mental health issue. Serious ones, not the mild kind like the Juiceman's KFC obsession...
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And I almost decided not to post this since it is totally justified, but here it is...
huffingtonpost.com
FloriDUH woman stabs boyfriend for threatening her turtle.
I tell you my brothers...some asshole threatens one of my turtles and I fuckin' kick his (or her) ass. Then the get stripped naked and tossed in a pond with some badass Alligator snappers. Hopefully one will think his frank and beans is a nice fish!
DON'T FUCK WITH TESTUDINES!!!
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Lucky turtle.. without her protection it may have become turtle soup
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