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XTRA!! String of KFC robberies baffle police----Asheville, NC

mikeya02

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

In each case the flimsy backdoor of the chicken eatery was punched in, allowing access. "It's almost like someone used a hamhock to smash their way in", exclaimed one officer.

Also troubling to detectives was the enormous size of the fingerprints left behind "Holy shit!" said one detective, "We've never seen anything like this! It's pretty scary!" Police are proceding cautiously

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crazyjoe
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Dont fuck with the juice man

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deogol
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Waz all the breasts and legs taken?

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crazyjoe
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^^^yes...then all the cucumbers from the salads were missing

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Duke69
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Mikey how da fuck did you obtain dis knowledgeable scams of da juice mane

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bang69
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Run juice Run

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motorhead
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Among the missing items "4 fried chickens and a Coke"

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zipman68
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Juice! Juice! Juice!

Fuck yeah!!! You da man, man!!!

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zipman68
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Juice my brother, did you say "WEEE-YAWWW!!!" when you sodomized a hooker with the stolen drumsticks.

You should totally do that. I get a got feeling when I do it! Juice on my brother...Juice on indeed!!!

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Clubber
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motor,

1:40 mark. :)

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crazyjoe
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^^^did juice get the blues?

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Caprisun69
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Like

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Duke69
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Like to each comment bitches

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ime
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Extra extra read all about how could you doubt it now scream and shout it the house of juice will reign Over the KFC scene in white gold and green

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