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XTRA!! String of KFC robberies baffle police----Asheville, NC

mikeya02
In each case the flimsy backdoor of the chicken eatery was punched in, allowing access.
"It's almost like someone used a hamhock to smash their way in", exclaimed one officer.

Also troubling to detectives was the enormous size of the fingerprints left behind
"Holy shit!" said one detective, "We've never seen anything like this! It's pretty scary!"
Police are proceding cautiously

13 comments

  • crazyjoe
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    10 years ago
    Dont fuck with the juice man
  • deogol
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    10 years ago
    Waz all the breasts and legs taken?
  • crazyjoe
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    10 years ago
    ^^^yes...then all the cucumbers from the salads were missing
  • Duke69
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    10 years ago
    Mikey how da fuck did you obtain dis knowledgeable scams of da juice mane
  • bang69
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    10 years ago
    Run juice Run
  • motorhead
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    10 years ago
    Among the missing items "4 fried chickens and a Coke"
  • zipman68
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    10 years ago
    Juice! Juice! Juice!

    Fuck yeah!!! You da man, man!!!
  • zipman68
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    10 years ago
    Juice my brother, did you say "WEEE-YAWWW!!!" when you sodomized a hooker with the stolen drumsticks.

    You should totally do that. I get a got feeling when I do it! Juice on my brother...Juice on indeed!!!
  • Clubber
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    10 years ago
  • crazyjoe
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    10 years ago
    ^^^did juice get the blues?
  • Caprisun69
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    10 years ago
    Like
  • Duke69
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    10 years ago
    Like to each comment bitches
  • ime
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    10 years ago
    Extra extra read all about
    how could you doubt it
    now scream and shout it
    the house of juice will reign
    Over the KFC scene in white gold and green
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