XTRA!! String of KFC robberies baffle police----Asheville, NC

mikeya02
In each case the flimsy backdoor of the chicken eatery was punched in, allowing access.
"It's almost like someone used a hamhock to smash their way in", exclaimed one officer.

Also troubling to detectives was the enormous size of the fingerprints left behind
"Holy shit!" said one detective, "We've never seen anything like this! It's pretty scary!"
Police are proceding cautiously

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crazyjoe
10 years ago
Dont fuck with the juice man
deogol
10 years ago
Waz all the breasts and legs taken?
crazyjoe
10 years ago
^^^yes...then all the cucumbers from the salads were missing
Duke69
10 years ago
Mikey how da fuck did you obtain dis knowledgeable scams of da juice mane
bang69
10 years ago
Run juice Run
motorhead
10 years ago
Among the missing items "4 fried chickens and a Coke"
zipman68
10 years ago
Juice! Juice! Juice!

Fuck yeah!!! You da man, man!!!
zipman68
10 years ago
Juice my brother, did you say "WEEE-YAWWW!!!" when you sodomized a hooker with the stolen drumsticks.

You should totally do that. I get a got feeling when I do it! Juice on my brother...Juice on indeed!!!
Clubber
10 years ago
crazyjoe
10 years ago
^^^did juice get the blues?
Caprisun69
10 years ago
Like
Duke69
10 years ago
Like to each comment bitches
ime
10 years ago
Extra extra read all about
how could you doubt it
now scream and shout it
the house of juice will reign
Over the KFC scene in white gold and green
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