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XTRA!! String of KFC robberies baffle police----Asheville, NC

In each case the flimsy backdoor of the chicken eatery was punched in, allowing access.
"It's almost like someone used a hamhock to smash their way in", exclaimed one officer.

Also troubling to detectives was the enormous size of the fingerprints left behind
"Holy shit!" said one detective, "We've never seen anything like this! It's pretty scary!"
Police are proceding cautiously

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crazyjoe

Dont fuck with the juice man

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deogol

Waz all the breasts and legs taken?

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crazyjoe

^^^yes...then all the cucumbers from the salads were missing

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Duke69

Mikey how da fuck did you obtain dis knowledgeable scams of da juice mane

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bang69

Run juice Run

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motorhead

Among the missing items "4 fried chickens and a Coke"

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zipman68

Juice! Juice! Juice!

Fuck yeah!!! You da man, man!!!

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zipman68

Juice my brother, did you say "WEEE-YAWWW!!!" when you sodomized a hooker with the stolen drumsticks.

You should totally do that. I get a got feeling when I do it! Juice on my brother...Juice on indeed!!!

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crazyjoe

^^^did juice get the blues?

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Caprisun69

Like

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Duke69

Like to each comment bitches

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ime

Extra extra read all about
how could you doubt it
now scream and shout it
the house of juice will reign
Over the KFC scene in white gold and green

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