Things strippers say (or don't say)
MrDeuce
Illinois
Thursday, November 6, 2014 1:50 PM
Recently I visited two clubs in the same day and got these classic lines from dancers.
Club #1:
her: What brings you out tonight?
me: Oh, I'm a little depressed and was hoping you could cheer me up.
her: I know what you mean. I was just diagnosed as bipolar or manic-depressive or whatever on Friday.
[No, that's not really what I meant at all! But she was hot, so of course I got some $10 lappers from her.]
Club #2:
her: You have such soft hands! [during lap dance, of course]
me: I haven't dug a lot of ditches lately.
her: Oh, is that what you do for a living?
[Keep in mind that I'm an overweight, bespectacled, late middle-aged guy who shows no sign of *ever* having done manual labor.]
Questions for discussion:
1. Has any stripper in the history of stripperdom ever said: "I'm doing really well tonight. The money is just pouring in!"
2. Has any stripper after lap dances or a VIP session ever said "I'll be right back" . . . and then come right back?
3. Has any stripper ever had change for a $20 . . . or a $100?
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