Midnight Run

11/6/2014 5:55:48 AM

At midnight last night I was driving to a strip club.

If you know me, you will be surprised. I'm a dude in his 60's who typically arrives at a club around 1PM, spends a few hours drinking and admiring the ladies, and leaves in time to catch the early bird special at a fine restaurant.

But at 11:30PM a long-time stripper friend called to say she hadn't made a dollar all night and would not be able to pay her tip out. This sounded strange because she is an 8 or 9 in my book with her blonde hair and big boobs. However, I always help a damsel in distress. Besides, she promised me free OTC the next day if I would come to the club to see her.

Walking into the club after midnight, I found a whole new world. The club was much busier than during the day shift, with at least 25 dancers and most tables filled with groups of young guys. The music was louder, there were more shot girls circulating, and the whole place had a party atmosphere.

When my stripper friend Jenna took the stage, I think I spotted her problem. She looked great to me, but her stomach had a definite baby bump. Pregnancy might be a turnoff to younger guys. But not to an experienced sex hound like me.

When we went to VIP, Jenna acted very horny, which is common with pregnant women. She was all over me, kissing and hugging and sucking my dick. Without fear of knocking her up, I fucked her without a condom and came in her pussy. Then I stuck my dick in her mouth so she could lick off the juice.

I learned I could have a lot of fun at midnight. As for the free OTC I was promised, I'm going to follow up today. But when is it ever free?

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rockstar666

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10 years ago

It's funny you posted this because I also am a serial afternoon customer, but I met a new girl I like who works evenings so I went to see her last night. I agree there's more energy at night, and the overall quality of dancer is higher. I didn't get the happy ending you did; in fact she refused to take my cell # so we could hook up, so I guess she's not that into me. Oh well....plenty of other fish in the ocean.

rickdugan

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10 years ago

I'm a little skeptical about whether she'll deliver on the free OTC promise. In my experience, dancers rarely deliver on those promises and tomorrow is a world away when you are desperate to make tipout today. But who really cares? By all accounts, it sounds like she treated you very well during the visit, so either way you got a square deal. If she does happen to pay up on the promise then it is a nice bonus.

Cool beans. Who doesn't like a good desperate dial up story with a happy ending? :)

shadowcat

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10 years ago

I don't mind a little baby bump but forget it after the 3rd month. I don't have to worry about knocking chicks up. However at that time of night, I would need a shave and a shower and a 6 pack of Viagra before I would venture to a strip club to see any one.

sflguy123

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10 years ago

I consider stripclubs two different animals when comparing day to night.

SlickSpic

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10 years ago

For a second here, I thought we'd be gibber jabbering about Jack Walsh and The Duke. Good for you, Mr. Slash.

SlickSpic

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10 years ago

@Dugan-"Cool Beans". There's a flick with that saying in it. Can't remember the name. Not too many people use that expression. My homeboy n I did. He also use to call me Cool Beans. May I inquire where you learned it from?

JohnSmith69

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10 years ago

Slick, that's Creed from the Office.

mikeya02

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10 years ago

Slick, i think it's an old saying and that it was used in the movie Hot Rod.....I think

ATACdawg

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10 years ago

I've used that phrase since high school, Slick. Just another example of how much of the English language has been lost since the 1960s :-)

Papi_Chulo

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10 years ago

Good job jack – only if all human beings could be as “giving” as you :).

For the most part; I’m kinda a cynical hardass these days when it comes to dancers and their tales of woe – but perhaps I need to be a bit more flexible and perhaps I’ll be rewarded for my kindness like jack was.

motorhead

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10 years ago

"Midnight Run"

Good movie with Bobby De Niro.

It's "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles" meets "Goodfellas".

gatorfan

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10 years ago

Sleep lap dancing?

silkypants

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10 years ago

Jack, is it already yours?