Nickle and dimed to death. Let's...

Nickle and dimed to death. Let's begin with the $5 cover charge, it's just enough to be annoying. Why do I have to pay $5 for this place??? From the looks of it they should be taking the money they're basically stealing at the door and put in a full renovation. I don't walk into strip clubs expecting to be blown away with decor, but I also don't want to walk out thinking that I need to get tested by the CDC.

The bar is horse shoe shaped with a stage behind it, a good look I guess you get your drinks and the show all in one place. I sat down next to some brown mixture on the bar though. It looked to be pineapples in battery acid, which is awesome for a haunted house, not so much for a bar. Before I could even sit down this little spanish girl was up my ass for a drink. Pardon me, but I like to be able to have my money out of my pocket before you try taking it. I ordered she made it wrong. Gin and tonic is a rough one I know, I tried to get her to fix it, no response. I waited, and waited meanwhile giving what I can only describe as the female version of Homer Simpson came around for a tip within 3 minutes. Again, I expect to pay for things in a strip club it's part of it, but I just sat down and you need two tips for what? Liposuction I'd hope. Finally the bartender came back, not to check up, but to get another drink out of me. Ummm this one is full, and made incorrect. I didn't say that, just thought it and asked her to fix it. My favorite part was "what do you want me to do?" I had already explained that it was pure gin and needed tonic, but that was too hard. So instead of just adding tonic she put it in a larger glass and tried charging me more. No more alcohol, but 3 more dollars? I'm good. I wanted to complain, I looked around and only saw bouncers, experience has told me not to talk to them about matters such as these, and then here it came the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. I mean every strop club has one ugly girl, but this one looked dead. She wanted a drink, I passed on that hoping a normal looking one would come around to save the day. Still no manager in sight then I see what I guess was a manager, he seemed to have his hands full being clueless (bad tie too) so I debated talking to him about his staff, but I didn't really need any more poor experiences. Sadly this is somewhat close to my house, and the only other place is just as bad so I guess I'll have to travel for a decent strip club. The place has potential given the location and the 2 very hot girls mixed in with the mediocre and disgusting, but it and they have clearly seen better days. Bottom line is save your money and go somewhere else.