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Founder was right.....

JohnSmith69

layin low but staying high

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

when he said a few weeks ago "You're only as old as the women you fuck."

Well, tonight I am 19 years old, and it is fucking awesome! Life is good my brothers and sisters. If I die tonight, you will know that I died a happy man.

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Caprisun69

Good for you. When you are happy, everything seems too be going right

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alabegonz

I know the feeling...

Cheers.

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GACA

Congrats! !!

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PhantomGeek

Living vicariously, man! Congrats!

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farmerart

Good chance that Mrs. Palmer will fuck me tonight. Mrs. Palmer is 65, same age as I am.

Funny that, eh?

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Club_Goer_Seattle

If your birthday is November 2nd, and you turned 19 then, it appears that you were still age 13 when you joined TUSCL in October 2009. Did I do the math correctly?

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steve229

Hey Nineteen No we got nothing in common No we can't talk at all Please take me along When you slide on down

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SlickSpic

If you have a ménage a tois, do you add up the gal's ages?

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JohnSmith69

Well, it's morning, and I didn't die of exhaustion. But I'm still smiling!

Slick, I am no statistician, but I'm pretty sure you add up the ages and take the average.

Club Goer, no I'm actually younger than that. I had a different screen name for a couple of years, lost the password and then started js69.

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zipman68

I'm with JS69 on the threesome maths. Right on JS69 dude...right on!

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chandler

That's gonna be my defense if I am ever, God forbid, tried for statutory rape. "Not guilty, your honor. Because, as Founder once said....."

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rockstar666

Who has money for strippers when they're 19??

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GACA

@rockstar Who needs money for strippers at 19, they're giving that shit away for free

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san_jose_guy

I guess this sort of an issue transcends all differences in perspective. So much drama and so many heated exchanges on this forum. But when someone is fucking a young hottie, that changes it all. We all stand together.

More power to you JS69!

SJG

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Papi_Chulo

Time and time again studies conclude that good sex correlates to good health – keep it up and you probably won’t die tonight nor any time soon :)

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