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Founder was right.....

JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
when he said a few weeks ago "You're only as old as the women you fuck."

Well, tonight I am 19 years old, and it is fucking awesome! Life is good my brothers and sisters. If I die tonight, you will know that I died a happy man.

15 comments

  • Caprisun69
    10 years ago
    Good for you. When you are happy, everything seems too be going right
  • alabegonz
    10 years ago
    I know the feeling...

    Cheers.
  • GACA
    10 years ago
    Congrats! !!
  • PhantomGeek
    10 years ago
    Living vicariously, man! Congrats!
  • farmerart
    10 years ago
    Good chance that Mrs. Palmer will fuck me tonight. Mrs. Palmer is 65, same age as I am.

    Funny that, eh?
  • Club_Goer_Seattle
    10 years ago
    If your birthday is November 2nd, and you turned 19 then, it appears that you were still age 13 when you joined TUSCL in October 2009. Did I do the math correctly?
  • steve229
    10 years ago
    Hey Nineteen
    No we got nothing in common
    No we can't talk at all
    Please take me along
    When you slide on down
  • SlickSpic
    10 years ago
    If you have a ménage a tois, do you add up the gal's ages?
  • JohnSmith69
    10 years ago
    Well, it's morning, and I didn't die of exhaustion. But I'm still smiling!

    Slick, I am no statistician, but I'm pretty sure you add up the ages and take the average.

    Club Goer, no I'm actually younger than that. I had a different screen name for a couple of years, lost the password and then started js69.
  • zipman68
    10 years ago
    I'm with JS69 on the threesome maths. Right on JS69 dude...right on!
  • chandler
    10 years ago
    That's gonna be my defense if I am ever, God forbid, tried for statutory rape. "Not guilty, your honor. Because, as Founder once said....."
  • rockstar666
    10 years ago
    Who has money for strippers when they're 19??
  • GACA
    10 years ago
    @rockstar Who needs money for strippers at 19, they're giving that shit away for free
  • san_jose_guy
    10 years ago
    I guess this sort of an issue transcends all differences in perspective. So much drama and so many heated exchanges on this forum. But when someone is fucking a young hottie, that changes it all. We all stand together.

    More power to you JS69!

    SJG
  • Papi_Chulo
    10 years ago
    Time and time again studies conclude that good sex correlates to good health – keep it up and you probably won’t die tonight nor any time soon :)
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