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JohnSmith69

layin low but staying high

This is the latest installment in my continuing saga of the most sexually satisfying woman I have ever encountered. Just when I thought things couldn't get any better, they got better. A lot better.

So we are having sex a few days ago. I won't go into the details. Just imagine every possible sex act besides anal with the most sexually alluring young woman possible. It lasts for about 40 minutes. That was it.

What blew me away, besides the dream girl, and besides the incredible sex, is that she had at least five orgasms. Five! At least. You may say John, how do you know this? Good question. It was partially all the times she said "oh yes yes, you're making me cum, I'm cuming, god yes ohhhh" followed by similar declarations of delight. And she can't act, nobody could act this well even if there was a reason to do so. But, if there were any doubt, three of these times I had two fingers inside her tight little vagina and I felt the muscle contractions as she was moaning in joy. You can't fake that. Their were a couple of other occasions that also seemed like smaller orgasms, but I'm trying to be conservative here so I'm not counting those. It was at least 5.

Perhaps even more amazing is at the end of the last one, she wanted to keep going. She tells me this by arching her back and pushing her pussy in to my mouth to urge me to keep going. But I just can't. Sweat is literally dripping down my face like I just ran 5 miles. My mouth is sore, and both hands are tired. I alternated between each hand when my mouth got tired. I'm not 19 years old anymore. So I release my grip. and I slowly kiss my way up her stomach, across her huge breasts, to her mouth. We kiss and then I embrace her tightly.

While she is still in a blissful state recovering from all of the joy that I have given her, I ask her a simple question. "What does it feel like to have so many orgasms?" I will never forget the way she looked and sounded when she answered that question. She says in sort of a dreamlike state, like she's still waking up, "it's soooo woonderfullll...." If I get Alzheimer's one day and lose all my memories, I will keep my recollection of that moment till the very end.

So I learned some things about female sexuality that day. First, I learned that, being the incredible sexual stud with the huge cock that I am, I can give a woman incredible pleasure. In the past, two orgasms are the most a woman has ever had with me, and that was a while ago. It's almost always one and done. But now I know there can be much more.. Second, I learned that when you give a woman multiple orgasms there is almost nothing that she won't do for you out of gratitude. Now I'm not going to give you the details, because I've got to leave a little bit just between her and me, but my post the other day about feeling 19 years old was in response to her expression of gratitude. She was very grateful, as am I.

I have several questions as a result of this incident, and since some of you PLs have more experience fucking strippers than I do, please share your insights as you want to.

First, is this normal? I've obviously heard about women having multiple orgasms but I always thought that this many was almost mythical, kind of like the unicorn. Also, I thought that multiple orgasms were usually one after the other in rapid succession rather than spread out by several minutes each. Is this normal for women, or has my 10 just become a 12?

Second, doesn't this incident prove how much greater the strip club gods are than Allah of the Muslims? Think about it. Allah promises 72 virgins in the uncertain future, but the strip club gods gave me a DS in the here and now. One dream stripper today is better than the possibility of 72 virgins in the future. Also, Allah doesn't say whether his virgins have two legs or four. but my DS has only two legs and two breasts, and they're all perfect. And a DS is more likely to have multiple orgasms than a virgin who doesn't know what she's doing. Plus, the pussy on a DS is just as tight as a virgin. Thanks for the promise Allah but no thanks. I'll stick with my DS.

Third, does anyone still want to advocate the foolish claim that women reach their sexual peak in their 40s? This woman is going to kill some guy from exhaustion if she's 25 years away from her peak.

Fourth, how will I ever accept another woman when this comes to an end? Where do you go when you have reached the pinnacle? I have climbed higher than I ever knew it was possible to climb, and while I adore the view and am treasuring it, I can't help but wonder how to survive the fall whenever it comes.

Fifth, does anyone want to change their vote on adding Dream Stripper to the glossary. There is still time to join the movement. If you will join me in this campaign, maybe the strip club gods will give you your own Dream Stripper. You won't know unless you try.