Dirrrty strip club cash in politics...

It's best that we not talk too much about politics on this forum, because no one will change his mind due to a posting on TUSCL. People will only be offended. Good people can disagree profoundly about politics and religion.

As for the politicians, both liberals and conservatives would gladly throw us strip club lovers under the bus for the sake of a few votes.

Well said, Jack. Good point on politics and religion - let's get back to what this board should be about - strippers and pop culture!
(....and the coming economic boom, of course)

I find PL's range from facist conservative to hippie liberal. It's cuts across politics fairly evenly.

They're just upset to find out what the cover charge they paid for is really being used for!!!

@rockstar666 “I find PL's range from conservative to fascist hippie liberal. It's cuts across politics fairly evenly.”


FTFY

@bkruined: I've often wondered about the term "cover charge" applied to a strip club entry fee.

Shouldn't it be more correctly called an "uncover charge"?

@jack -- I would be inclined to agree with you if my goal were to change minds. It isn't. Sometimes it is interesting to see where people are coming from. And make a sweaty balls joke.

Fuck dude, we had a former Republicam cum Democrat that has been dogged by persistent gay rumors and a bad spray-on tan running against a dude with allegations of medicare fraud in his past that looks like a frickin' snake. That shit is pure 100% bonkers...no, it's 100% Florida!

And the cool part is that Mr. Spray-on Tan needs a ball fan, probably because his super power is "permanently sweaty balls". However, the poor dude's ball sweat couldn't beat Lord Voldemort's power of extreme snakiness. I hear Scott unhinged his jaws and ate a live bunny at his victory party.

Or maybe it could have if Broward county could run an election. who the fuck knows. I think the real lesson is "if your political strategy involves needing votes from South Florida...give the fuck up 'cos those idiots can't run an election..."

@slaux_pas -- dude, seriously? At least get your slurs right. Although there is a certain logic behind the old saw that the far right curves around to meet the far left, the reality is that fascism is traditionally considered a far-right ideology.

A real hippy, on the other hand, is mostly stoned.

I mean really, what's up with your hippy hate? I bet you took you high school sweetheart to a Dead show hoping to score afterward. When you got there she got a contact high from all the weed smoke and realized you were some kind of dweeb. So when a band of roving hippies came by she blew them all right there in front of you.

I'm sorry about that lil' dude. That was me -- I was one of those roving Deadheads. I thought you were all into the free love and shit. If I had known how much it would scar you I'd have suggested we go elsewhere before I face-fucked her. But I was all stoned and shit so the I didn't realize it hurt you so.