. Strips clubs in South kick ass. Texas, Arizona, Tampa, Atlanta Strip clubs in North ? Lame, Lame, Lame. Northern Cali, Portland, Seattle, Canada, New Hampshire, NJ, NY
.... except it so seemed Detroit may be an exception. Just by the tales of TUSCLers from Detroit.
Well it got confirmed today - Detroit gets honorary confederacy
A hottie named Suzy Silver has moved to Texas. 5'2" blonde with a tiny waist and wide hips and round ass got attention of all 50 customers on her first stage appearance. Me too went to say hallo on stage. Asked her where you from. Suzy: Detroit Me: The strip club heaven? Suzy: 8 mile road baby - as she grabbed me by my hips and rubbed against her crotch.
.... all good things fall from the top down in Texas. We catch 'em and take good care
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Detroit proves how backwards this country is about sex, or more specifically the Midwest.
Detroit is a dismal, dire, depressing place outside strip clubs. But Detroit's strip clubs are magical. It's a shame.
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