Was running out of fuel so...

Was running out of fuel so ended up in a Shell gas station next to Thee Dollhouse. My options at 4:45 PM were getting back in heavy traffic or taking an afternoon break at the club. I like simple decisions so entered the club at 4:55 PM, no cover charge and several customers around the bar. This place looks very nice, there was a dancer on the mini stage, so I sat by the bar. I was greeted by a super nice barmaid, she made me feel very welcome. Last week I had visited the Penthouse Club right across the street and this place was far superior.

I noticed Chinese carryout food from Pei Wei Asian Diner on one of the tables so I asked about it. The beautiful barmaid gracefully informed that food was complementary after 5 PM on Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays. She also said drinks were 2 for 1 until 5 PM. Long story short, after spending $8 I had consumed 2 beers, eaten great food, tipped the dancer on stage and the super hot barmaid. I was in bargain heaven and felt really lucky to be alive. Have not had that feeling in a long time at a strip club.

As far as the quality of the dancers, they were no Miss Americas, however the big screen playing a Pitbull video kept me entertained. The dancer on stage was wearing some awesome perfume, she told me it was Versace. So I tell her to come by after her dance so we could hang out. She sat with some other guys and looked at me and told me would come over in 5 minutes. Fifteen minutes went by, she did not come by, and I had seen enough, what an awesome place.