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Solid Gold

London, Ontario

Was on my way to Toronto....

Was on my way to Toronto. Stopped in London to see what was going on. Back ten years ago this place was filled with hot girls and horny clients. There were three (two white…

Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

I've only been in the club...

I've only been in the club a few times. During the periods when I've visited, it was fairly slow so it appeared to be fairly spacious. I imagine that when it gets busy, seating may…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

I was going to try the...

I was going to try the Main Stage for the first time, but it was closed. I arrived around 7:00 to the Tattle Tale which used to be one of my hangouts many years…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Was a Friday Evening that me...

Was a Friday Evening that me and some friends decided to visit CLub 390 in Chicago heights to see if we couldn't rouse up some fun. On friday night at club 390, they offer half…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Had not been here in about...

Had not been here in about a year so dropped by and arrived around 9:15. Entry fee was $15. Dropped by the men's room before sitting down and saw something I don't remember seeing the…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Always a good time at Baby...

Always a good time at Baby Dolls. Usual day time crowd and line-up. A couple of really cute additions to make note of. Young red head who also works a fitness circuit…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Stopped in here the other night...

Stopped in here the other night after about 8 o'clock. Decent number of people for a Thursday in Pittsburgh and about 15 or so girls. I hear this is a popular spot on…

Club SinRock

Anchorage, Alaska

This place is small but that...

This place is small but that means their isn't a bad seat in the house. You get a full view of the club from any seat. The girls aren't as thick as the ones in…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

I've been to Scarlett's many times...

I've been to Scarlett's many times but it had been over a year since the last time up until last week. I was impressed with the expansion that had been done to the club. I…

Klassy Cat

Henrietta, New York

I try to stop by here...

I try to stop by here every two months or so, but truthfully I am not looking forward to these visits so much lately. the drink prices and atmosphere are fine. There is usually…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Second time at this club, both...

Second time at this club, both on weekday nights. Was very slow when i arrived. Maybe only three or four guys counting myself. There was a blizzard two day earlier which explains no one being…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Stopped in on a Monday night...

Stopped in on a Monday night at around 11 PM not expecting too many hot girls to be working. Boy was I mistaken? The club was full of a dozen or more…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Went on a Friday Night in...

Went on a Friday Night in early January. I believe it was the 9th. This was my second time at Fuego and it may be my last. If you are looking for a diverse amount…

The Gentleman's Club

Wellford, South Carolina

Great looking club from the outside...

Great looking club from the outside and the inside is good too. One of the nicest clubs around. We went on Saturday night it wasn't too crowded. The main stage is enormous and…

Wiggles Gentlemen's Club

Hammond, Indiana

Silk is located in the remodeled...

Silk is located in the remodeled building that once held the Wiggles club. A sign in the club indicates that Silk is a sister club of Fantasy Club (Hammond IN) and Club O a club…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Good location, not much going on...

Good location, not much going on around the Club. Walking in, you are first met with the Bouncer and a cashier to pay to get in. It was $10, which is average for the area. Once…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

On a Sunday night in the...

On a Sunday night in the middle of January, I visited this club again. It was a great disappointment. When I had called for the line-up, Jennifer, the bartender, named seven girls that…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Dropped by Tootsies on Tuesday afternoon...

Dropped by Tootsies on Tuesday afternoon around 4pm. As usual customer service was spot on. I was feeling a little tired so I sat farther back from the main stage than usual. A beautiful lady was dancing on…

Aragon Bar

Albert Lea, Minnesota

I don't know what crawled up...

I don't know what crawled up the founders ass but my 100 word review was just rejected for lack of details and info. So i'm going to repost it right the fuck here, then i'll…

Jiggles

Indianapolis, Indiana

Given that Indy's strip club choices...

Given that Indy's strip club choices are limited to one area, I always chose to make my this my first stop. The club has a nice interior, not high end but fairly clean and…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

Visited here on a Saturday night...

Visited here on a Saturday night to check out the place and was thoroughly disappointed. I had heard you could find a diamond in the rough here, but in my opinion, you would…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Place was very well lit on...

Place was very well lit on the outside. Cover charge was $20pp including sodas and non alcoholic drinks. Only one side was open tonight. They stated that they'd probably be open until 5am…

Club Fantasy

Sacramento, California

I came here on a Saturday...

I came here on a Saturday 6 months ago. The cover was expensive so I bartered with a bald guy who i later found out was a manager. I talked to the sweetest girl named…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Another afternoon visit, and things are...

Another afternoon visit, and things are the same. Took a moment for the eyes to adjust to the darkness of the room, and a moment later Babygirl comes over to say hello with a…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Stopped by Sparky's on Sat. afternoon....

Stopped by Sparky's on Sat. afternoon. My membership card expired years ago, but I still have it so I flashed it for the guy at the door and signed in. There were about 6-7 girls…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

First time ever visiting this club,...

First time ever visiting this club, area isn't the safest and you actually see hookers walking around outside the general area of the strip club, which was a first for me, but fuck it I'm…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Haven't been here for a while....

Haven't been here for a while. They lost quite a few dancers last year. I got an OK dance from a Latina, had a few beers and some decent conversation with another broad then left. I'm…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

This is a small club situated...

This is a small club situated in a residential area. There is an apartment complex adjacent to the parking lot. The main floor has no stages, just lots of round tables and chairs for customers, and…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Wednesday afternoon after the Monster Lizard,...

Wednesday afternoon after the Monster Lizard, so maybe it's a little uncommonly quiet. That's okay with me; I like the attention. The club is two or so blocks from the mid-town Sheraton and the mid-town…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

I usually visit the sister club...

I usually visit the sister club in Columbia but decided to venture over the river to see what the newer club had to offer. The physical layout of the club was spacious and the bathrooms…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I checked out Synn for the...

I checked out Synn for the first time Saturday afternoon. I got there early and there were only three other PL's in the club. Yet, unlike other clubs, there was no dead stage time. The…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

I hadn't been to the Golden...

I hadn't been to the Golden Banana in a quite a few years. Back then it was considered the best club north of Boston. Well times have changed and in some ways the GB…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I would not be as hard...

I would not be as hard on this place as others have been over the years. I entered the premises on a recent Thursday afternoon, two other patrons present and maybe three dancers.…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

I went here as a customer...

I went here as a customer with a few guy friends. The girls range from why are they working to outstanding. I'm a bit more critical because I dance myself. The stage shows…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

I got to this club around...

I got to this club around 3 in the afternoon. There were 7 or eight dancers working. I paid a $6 cover to get into the bar and drink price, for a domestic…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

I got to Austin Tuesday in...

I got to Austin Tuesday in the early evening. I got lost leaving the airport that this was the first place I saw so I went in for direction. There was no cover…

Bucks Wild South

Houston, Texas

I got to this club around...

I got to this club around 7:20 in the evening after hanging out all day in the Korean spots on Telephone Rd. I paid a $5 cover to get into the club which I…

Black Betty's

Sayerville, New Jersey

This is one of my all...

This is one of my all time favorite bars. Classic dive-bar - dark, dingy, and perhaps a bit scary if you're not accustomed to the NJ dive bar strip club, but don't be fooled.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Good old HL, back to its...

Good old HL, back to its old ways (for one night at least). Got there around 5, usually when the afternoon crowd is leaving but too early for night shift. Got some food (kitchen actually…

Medusa’s Lair

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

There were 6 dancers working and...

There were 6 dancers working and maybe that many patrons around 10pm. We've been here many times and this was one of the worst nights. The girls were hiding in the back or…

4Play Lounge

St. Petersburg, Florida

Bada bing used to be ok....

Bada bing used to be ok. Dancers were never the best maybe a cute one here or there but all very nice for the most part. Recently they renovated the club and they…

Kings & Diamonds

Baltimore, Maryland

At one point I thought this...

At one point I thought this club was gonna potentially overtake norma jeans as the best club on "the block" a small strip of strip clubs on baltimore street. I now know I was wrong.…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

I posted this review on another...

I posted this review on another board and thought I would share it with everyone here. Was on the east side and decided to try Players. $6 for the valet, but no cover, $3 beer during…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I posted this reeview on another...

I posted this reeview on another board, but wanted to share with everyone here. After having a good time at Players and on my way back to my hotel I decided to stop at H8 for…

Dancers Den

Akron, Ohio

The parking lot is very small,...

The parking lot is very small, but it was full so I had to park on a side street. Once inside, there was a bouncer that checked ID's, he was a very big man so…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

was travelling for business to Twin...

was travelling for business to Twin Cities. Went in around 8pm in the evening from the airport. Little lazy start. Girls seemed disinterested in patrons. I have been to clubs where girls were pushy. would…

Gentlemen's Club

Spitalfields, England

This is a local country bar...

This is a local country bar with mostly local clientele. Concrete block building. Gravel parking lot. A lot of guys just getting a few drinks at the bar. There's about 6 barstools,…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

My wife and I have visited...

My wife and I have visited the Penthouse Club on a couple of occasions. Valet ($8) is worthwhile and well-run. The combination of this, the cover and the table charge was a bit off-putting for…

Boudoir Rouge

Calgary, Alberta

This is Calgary's newest strip club,...

This is Calgary's newest strip club, located right downtown. It's a very nice looking club, cover charge was $10 on a Friday evening (past 8pm.) When you walk in there are two stages,…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

I went to the Admiral Theatre...

I went to the Admiral Theatre on a Saturday evening around 8pm. The club is located in a so-so neighborhood that is Mexican and Arab. You probably won’t get harassed or anything, but there was…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I arrived about 10:30 pm. There's...

I arrived about 10:30 pm. There's an $8.00 cover. I paid the cover and went in. The tables and chairs are so packed it's hard to get to the middle. There are 3 stages to…

Body Shop

San Diego, California

I've been coming to Body Shop...

I've been coming to Body Shop for 2 years after taking a L for the night. So take what I say with a grain of salt if you want but if you're smart, listen. The…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

A friend and I dropped in...

A friend and I dropped in last night for about 3 hours and New Locomotion did not disappoint. In my opinion it is the place to go to and the only negative in my opinion…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

Went on a Thursday evening. Not...

Went on a Thursday evening. Not too many people were there which is how I like it. I've heard Friday thru Sunday can be pretty hectic with people fighting over seats and with cigarette smoke…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Let me first state that this...

Let me first state that this club is very nice once you are inside. From the outside, it looks like a dump since it looks like a strip mall (no pun intended). I went at…

Kennedy's Adult Entertainment

Mississauga, Ontario

A friend and I dropped by...

A friend and I dropped by last night as I had never been to Kennedy's before. It was quite late in the night as we had been at New Locomotion earlier on in the night.…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Been a while since I went...

Been a while since I went but this club is very clean. The guy at the front all have I been here b4 I say yes, he say have fun. I usual just get a…

The Cadillac Club

Queenstown, New Zealand

I was in New Zealand doing...

I was in New Zealand doing a whirlwind tour...just a week to do the whole South Island. This place is home to some of the most jaw dropping scenery on Earth as well asthe best…

Sinners Swing Gentlemen's Club

Carbondale, Pennsylvania

I shouldnt have wasted my time...

I shouldnt have wasted my time coming here. Came here on a Thursday evening, four dancers working and one undressed sitting at the bar. We came with a group of guys, had a couple of…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

Stopped by Saturday night for a...

Stopped by Saturday night for a visit. As always Teasers is easy on the wallet. $5 cover and $3 beers and no valet or coat check cost. The low overhead fees are always good at…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

I dropped by about 5:30 on...

I dropped by about 5:30 on my way to PARX Casino. The girls are mostly 6-8 which is good as I'm a hard grader. If you sit at the bar, they will hit…

Incognito Gentlemen's Club

Paducah, Kentucky

I went on Tues around 3...

I went on Tues around 3 pm. I was surprised cause there were 5 dancers there. Now I can say I got a few great dances by "Blaze" Dimples was cute but she doesn't really…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

The club is by far physically...

The club is by far physically the nicest club in Winston-Salem. It should be, it went through a major remodel since it was the Gentleman's Club. I arrived at shift change so more…

Vegas Strip Gentlemen's Club

Battle Creek, Michigan

Came to Battle Creek specifically to...

Came to Battle Creek specifically to check out Hots on recommendation from a friend. From the outside, we thought this place looks like it will live up to the hype. What a disappointment. After…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

This is without a doubt the...

This is without a doubt the most overrated/overhyped strip club in the Chicagoland area. First of all, the cover charge is $25 dollar what you get in this place. The dancer stage shows are weak and the "private"…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Ben a few years since I...

Ben a few years since I was last at the KOD but since I was in the area I thought I would stop in. It was a Tue night and I didn't have high…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Back after a long absence. ...

Back after a long absence. This is where the locals go and this is where the local girls work. Not much has changed. Went on a Saturday, 3pm or so. 8-10 girls…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I was driving through the area...

I was driving through the area and decided to take a look in at Oasis. I guess I would have to first say that because I have been spoiled with Follies, I really have…

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky

Had several friends over for a...

Had several friends over for a weekend, and one of the couples suggested we try PT again since none of us had been in a long time. All had had quite a few drinks…

Daydreams

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Visited here @8AM for Wingbowl which...

Visited here @8AM for Wingbowl which is a special event that opens it up early. The club only had 5-10 customers during the time I was there and only one dancer on the pole…

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I just realized that the Game of War: Fire Age girl is.......

Kate Upton!......mama mia that's some massive cleavage http://www.eonline.com/news/604412/kate-upton-flaunts-incredible-cleavage-rides-horse-into-battle-in-game-of-war-fire-age-watch-now

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Pit Bull - Dachshund mix

Looks like something out of The Island of Dr Moreau http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Pit-BullDachshund-Mix-Dog-Goes-Viral-on-Social-Media-290430801.html

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Lifetime's "Beautiful and Twisted"

Plot: Ultra rich PL falls for hot, Latina stripper who eventually does him in. A cautionary tale. Best conversation so far: Stupid PL: "I'm really serious about your mom" Wise Kid: (rolling her eyes) "You met her in a strip club…

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Another Classic Joke

Two bums were wandering down the railroad tracks when they saw a dog licking his balls. One said,"I wish I could do that"! The other said, "better pet him first"

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Am I missing something?

I wrote these observations a couple of weeks ago before my recent trip with the DS. But being with her for three days has only reinforced the sentiments expressed. I'm at a bar in a tropical location. Older crowd,…

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Obvious song choices

"Shorty I don't. ... mind. If you dance on a pole. .. it don't make you a ho." And of course that song about blowing up the club... on a Tuesday is always played on Tuesdays.

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@SJG: Revolutions Go Better With Hookers and Coke!

Not only will it be televised but it will RT'ed millions or billions of times!

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Ex-intern lands six-figure deal for Wall Street-themed porno

http://pagesix.com/2015/01/30/ex-intern-lands-six-figure-deal-for-wall-street-themed-porno/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_term=NYP%20180%20Day%20Openers%20and%2030%20Day%20Signups&utm_campaign=NY%2520Post%2520Newsletter This girl turned to porn because Wall Street was too sleazy for her.

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Got Balls?

Stopped at Dick's Sporting Goods last night and looked at some footballs. Instructions on how to inflate them: 1. Locate hole 2. Moisten hole 3. Insert pin 4. Pump several times

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

Visited this place on a Wednesday...

Visited this place on a Wednesday afternoon around 3pm. Only a handful of dancers..about 8-10. I go to P10's in Austin, and there is much more talent there. The drinks here are average, and a…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

I strolled in by myself on...

I strolled in by myself on a Friday evening 9:00 PM and burned the budget at 10:30. The bar staff was friendly and answered my questions/put up with me being a newbie. The dancers were…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

On my most recent trip to...

On my most recent trip to the SR, I found the club kind of quiet. The number of dancers was just about equal to the number of patrons. It did pick up later…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Went here for the first on...

Went here for the first on a saturday to check out what kittens was about. They have a pretty big parking lot, very simple. Cover for kittens was 10 very reasonable. Once inside the club…

Paris de Noche

Ensenada, Baja California

This is a really big place...

This is a really big place inside, lots of dancers to see everywhere the moment you get inside. Some of them are amazing looking. I will rate between 7 to 10's, but a lot of…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Don't like this club any more....

Don't like this club any more. Used to be able to find a few 8s but doesn't seem like the case anymore. And you can't get really friendly like you used to unless it's worth…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

read some good reviews before so...

read some good reviews before so I want to try out asap. Finally got some time one Friday afternoon and drove over. The club is in a quiet industrial park. Parking was no problem. No…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Have known this place for a...

Have known this place for a long time. Your neighborhood bar with houses all around. Safe to park. Was in on Friday around 6 after work. There were 7 girls working and 6 guys so…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Ventured into Mickey's on a Wednesday...

Ventured into Mickey's on a Wednesday afternoon--not much had changed since the last visit. Misty was behind the bar, and dancers on hand were Raquel, Sugar, Selena, and a few that I don't know by…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

I came in on a Friday...

I came in on a Friday night, during prime hours it seemed as there was a lot of people and girls around. I sat down at a table with two of my buddies and were…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

A bunch of friends and I...

A bunch of friends and I were in NO for a guys weekend. It was Friday afternoon and we'd started drinking and needed to hit a strip club. Rick's seemed like a nice…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I stopped by at night around...

I stopped by at night around 10pm and the place was almost packed. I saw michelle, mexican or central american her whole body looks fake, the ass and tots along with her face. She offered…

Rachel's Steak House and Men's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

First time trying Rachel's and the...

First time trying Rachel's and the biggest take away was the quality of the dancers. By far the best looking set of girls we have found in south Florida. Almost every one oc…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Penns Port is my favorite club...

Penns Port is my favorite club if i'm not looking for a dance or contact, but just to see great looking women up close. There's no hype here, just a bar with good variety of…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

In my opinion this is the...

In my opinion this is the best club in providence. Reasonable prices and best quality girls. Not a low class place. I went on a Sunday once when they first opened and stayed briefly…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

Stopped in mid-afternoon on Friday to...

Stopped in mid-afternoon on Friday to check out the ladies. Had done a little research on the place so when I wen in I sat at the bar. The big busty bartender with a…

Club Nikki's

Belmont, North Carolina

This club is either a daytime...

This club is either a daytime club , or a late night club. There is nothing happening after the day shift girls leave , so no need to stop by in the early evening .…

Club Nikki's

Belmont, North Carolina

This club is either a daytime...

This club is either a daytime club , or a late night club. There is nothing happening after the day shift girls leave , so no need to stop by in the early evening .…

Sugar Daddys

Sauk Rapids, Minnesota

It's been several years since I...

It's been several years since I visited Sugar Daddy's. I seem to always leave frustrated. I arrived a bit early last night, paid the cover and was very happy with how clean the place was. It…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

First time at this club....was attracted...

First time at this club....was attracted by their web promo. Bad mistake. $5 cover and forced to show id...wtf? Only 3 dancers working happy hour. One heavily tatted black haired…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Arrived at about 11:30pm on Friday. The...

Arrived at about 11:30pm on Friday. The club is a lot bigger and nicer on the inside than I thought. The outside of the building looks older and their parrot sign is pretty tacky. $10 cover. Very…

Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

Rochester, New York

Have been in the habit of...

Have been in the habit of stopping by every few months when in Rochester. Inside reminds me of a 70s tavern sort of a neighborhood feel. Bouncer and waitresses are friendly and the drinks…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

I went in on a quiet...

I went in on a quiet afternoon and it was no doubt very quiet inside. There might have been a handful of dancers about with just a few more customers. The stage game was not…

Gentlemen's Club

Spitalfields, England

Been out to this club a...

Been out to this club a few times with mixed results, I figured I'd give my review of my most recent visit. Walked in on a late Sunday evening, there were only a handful of…

7th Heaven

Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

Stopped by after a trip to...

Stopped by after a trip to the VF Casino and decided to take a little detour off of 76. The place wasn't too hard to find but it's literally right in the middle of…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Went in on a Friday night...

Went in on a Friday night and the place was packed. There was a line outside and had to stand in the line for a bit. Once we got in, there wasn't a seat to…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Visited the club on a Thursday...

Visited the club on a Thursday afternoon. Hadn't been in awhile. They remodeled some. Layout is the same but all new seating. It was getting tired so an improvement for sure. Was quiet but not…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

I arrived shortly before 7PM on...

I arrived shortly before 7PM on a Saturday night and there was no cover charge. I walked in and sat next to the stage. There was only one other customer next to the…

Club Skin

Kansas City, Missouri

I have been here a few...

I have been here a few times, the law change hasn't affected the quality of the dances, still very friendly, very hot girls. Love going to this club when I'm in KC. Definitely one of the best clubs…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Visited it as it was close...

Visited it as it was close to my hotel and had a smoking lounge. Overall it was a good experience. If you’re looking to try your luck for more, this is probably not…

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The Dream Trip

A couple weeks ago I asked for advice about taking my DS on a trip, and I promised to report how the trip went. Well, the trip is over, and this is my report. The trip was awesome…

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CF Clarification

club favorite, as in your favorite dancer at a certain club, or current favorite, as in no.1 girl at the moment?

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Something doesn't add up in this Atlanta stripper incident.

Some residents are questioning the way Decatur Police Department handled the case of a stripper found lying next to her car on a residential street. The police department says its officers concluded the woman was simply tired and sent her…

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Isn't it great being a dirty old man

The age difference here is only slightly more than me and my DS. http://dailym.ai/1A7R3J8

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RIP: Rod McKuen

Poet. Songwriter. Singer. If you lived in the 60's and 70's you knew this guy. Even if you never saw this: http://youtu.be/WtESZkGAl0I I know you have to hsve heard this: http://youtu.be/cd_Fdly3rX8 I think at one point one of the…

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OT: Funny Social Medial Commerical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6Lf-cnRywk

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When did the member prop system start on TUSCL ?

I just looked at shadowcat’s profile and noticed his oldest prop was in January 2012 – I actually joined TUSCL on Jan 2012 so IDK anything b/f that. Were older member props lost at some point or did they start around…

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Female Revolutionaries?

If you reading this are male, would you ever sacrifice your life to save the life of a woman? If you say yes, would you be doing it because you really care that much for the fate of the woman, or…

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end of the month

Friendly reminder it's the end of the month, strippers need to make rent, and they know Sunday will suck. There were twice as many dancers yesterday at my usual club. Good window to try to get strippers to go the extra

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Do you use straws?

In a strip club, regular bar or restaurant they always serve you a straw along with you drink. Do you use them? I personally don't. I think that they make a guy look feminine. One female told me the reason…

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The Harem Dayton, OH: Upstairs VIP/CR

If anybody knows any details about what the upstairs experience is like at the Harem in Dayton, OH then please share here or PM me. I want to know about factors such as privacy, cost, quality, best dancers, etc. I've…

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UFC fight brought the SC to a halt?

The super bowl thread got me thinking about our trip to the SC about a month ago. There was a UFC fight that night and at 10pm they turned the lights on and all dancing stopped. A bunch of dancers…

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Monogamy, non-monogamy and polyamory

Ran across a great article that should resonate with folks on this site. It explores the potentially outdated practice of monogamy and the growing trend towards "non-monogamy", particularly in Silicon Valley. http://money.cnn.com/2015/01/29/technology/chris-messina-non-monogamy/index.html The concept of polyamory discussed in the article reflects…

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Getting bogus numbers from strippers

Recently I learned from another TUSCLer that an old fave of mine is back on stage in Phoenix, and I'm very excited about getting in to see her very soon. One of my absolute favorite bodies. Ever.…

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DAMN!

I guess I am an official old perv! I was looking for an old topic and comment from someone and saw MY profile. Over 11K comments? An really older fart like shadow must be close to 1M. :)

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CEO used $1 million in kickbacks on strippers and private jets

http://nypost.com/2015/01/30/ceo-used-1-million-in-kickbacks-on-strippers-and-private-jets/ I would be a good CEO.

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Zipman68

What do you guys think? Does this guy wait until he is majorly fucked on drugs before posting or has he done so many during his life that he damaged his brain so much that it no longer matters?

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Good News! You can now eat at Double D strip club

"Double D", of course, stands for dancing and dining. http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/local/showdown-today-on-double-d-strip-club-follow-the-a/njy2g/

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A strip club coming to Cincy?

CINCINNATI, OH (FOX19) - The Queen City could be baring it all. There's talks of bringing the only strip club to Cincinnati. A business man has met with a few council members to discuss the idea and talk about necessary zoning…

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Ever wish a civvy was a stripper?

Ran into a lady at work recently that I've had light friendly conversations with in the past. Hadn't seen her since last year before Christmas. When she said hello, she insisted on giving me a hug. Guess…

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afraid of becoming to pro and missing out on another great stripper experience

Ok let me explain...before i nailed my first stripper i justed faked it until it happened...then i scored and started reflecting on how it all came to be. In the process i laid out some simple ground rules that lead…

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Would you smell a dancer's ass?

I have seen guys stick their nose in the dancer's butt crack. I don't like it that close and personal, but I do like to admire their ass, because it turns me on more than boobs. During a lap dance, if she…

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DP's / double penetrations

Having read a recent discussion on Porn here where DP's were mentioned, I got to thinking that I have never participated in one. Asking some of my sleasier friends with well over 300 years of sexual experience, I found that…

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Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Just found out that Mermaids has been completely remodeled and that some of the original owners have taken control of the place again. I was there last night and didn´t recognize it from a few years ago.…

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Do they still pull female tippers on stage at the Platinum clubs in South Caroli

Haven't made the trip up in over 2 years and considering it for my birthday. Big attraction was that the dancers were VERY aggressive with female tippers, more than once my wife has ended up topless on stage in Columbia.…

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lapdance

They are worthless. All contact can be had at the table wear you should pay her $160 per visit under the table. She want see you as a simp or lame then sex will be in your future

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Hot pursuit of a stripper

Week after week, visit after visit, month after month i find myself chasing this one stripper. I know its the long con but i also know once im $4,000 in the bitch will have sex with me for a fee…

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No more being disappointed!

Recently I've started a new thing. If I meet a stripper I like and have a good time with, then I'll ask for her number. Obviously sometimes it's for OTC purposes, but sometimes it's just for wanting to know if…

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More club violence

2:27 a.m., an employee at Club Rog {Fremont, OH} reported she got into an argument with another employee over money she felt she was owed at the club, 2400 block of East McPherson Highway, Green Creek Township. The caller said…

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Extras in New England

Travelling through New England (Massachusetts and Rhode Island) and it seems that extras are not to common in these states. Any advice on where to find extras from quality girls let me know! Thanks in advance.

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Request: ability to search discussions, articles and reviews

I've been here for awhile, do I hold enough weight to make such a wild request? Wouldn't it be awesome to be able to search old discussions and articles. Just imagine the wealth of information you could find if you…

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Strip Club Super Bowl Parties

My 3 favorite Detroit-area strip clubs are advertising Super Bowl parties on Sunday, letting you know you can watch the big game and hot strippers at the same time. A stripper told me yesterday that her club made it…

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Fuck You Dukey

You think your a pimp and a baller! You got no game. You live in a van down by the river and you think your going to own strip cluns and massage parlors so you can get action for free!…

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Porn

I don't watch a lot, but it seems to me that these days there are almost none that don't have anal in them. Sure didn't use to be that way. Thoughts? PS - Of course the first porn I saw, the…

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owning business in the adult entertainment industry

I know most you guys dont believe me but im really considering getting into the pimp game and im not talking like those clowns on the YouTube video lol...i really want to own my own chain of strip clubs, porno…

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Who will win he Super Bowl this weekend?

I'd say if you're not from Seattle or Boston and not betting you could care less since both teams have a large selection of players/coaches that are annoying as fuck! I'm going to go with Seattle although Deflategate could provide extra…

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Tijuana anyone?

I'll be in San Diego this weekend to escape the freaking snow. Will anyone else be visiting Tijuana? The first Dos Equis is on me!

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Apparently so many of us are IDIOTs for writing reviews

Vaguely remember that place you went to 2 years ago? Want to ask tusclers if there are cameras in the club? Bam! You've got a review! https://www.tuscl.net/u-r.php?UID=447238 "EB has a great reputation: bouncers, 7/10 girls are above average, nice bar staff, and…

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For all you Catholics over there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY

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First Lesson in Vietnamese

So I had my second session with L. To keep the girls straight in my own mind, I am going to refer to this one as L/J from now on. This time I did get to learn her real working…

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A must see movie about pimps and hoes

Pimps Up, Ho's Down (1999) (Full Movie): http://youtu.be/wr4j2qswac4

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pimp of da year

Pimps Up, Ho's Down (1999) 6: http://youtu.be/yFV8RpEU5GI

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what to wear at a strip club?

What is the best attire for a stirp club? How do you prepare in advance for laps? I never wear underwear, but a stripper told me I should (for some reason I don't remember). Also, shorts are…

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how to fuck a stripper chick ?

How to hookup with a stripper chick?: http://youtu.be/bfZibEdSSng

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Ricky boy on YouTube selling his system

Ask A Player Episode 3: http://youtu.be/sCORdmkcSPU

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OT: Juice has GOT to schedule a Philippines trip!

Dude needs to get his #sausage.fingers on KFC's latest -- a hot dog in a fried chicken bun covered in mayo or some shit. The story claims that it is Colonel jizz...what the hell, let's just assume it is jizz.…

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Have you ever lost a stripper/GF?

I lost a girl friend last week. Killed in a single car rollover accident. Driving drunk and maybe high. I found out about her death on the TV news. What a shock it was to wake up to that. This…

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Ask a player

Ask A Player Episode 2: http://youtu.be/QgdibsZlgAo

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Tuesday: She Was Just Dripping Wet Down There.

I got out of work today (tuesdy 1/27/15) and I was so fucking tired, I decided to go to the strip club and have myself some awesome eye candy entertainment. I got there around 7:00PM. Damn! The food I ordered was…

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Tokyo Pink salons ( blow job bars )

Anybody tried or heard of the pink salons in Tokyo ? Foreigners allowed ? Sounds great you can walk in to a place and the specialty is girls giving BBBJ 's especially in a big city ^^

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mr. whitefolks

Mr Whitefolks: http://youtu.be/sXskqBCT6sU

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Monday: Almost Got The Number

Monday, Jan 27 2015, I was getting items in the supermarket/grocery WinCo, it was just an ordinary day. I got all my stuff in the basket and decided I don't need anything so I went straight to the counter. Only to…

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one of them real boys

RiFF RAFF - REAL BOYZ (OFFiCiAL ViDEO): http://youtu.be/yRaDcvvTkHM

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Its ok ricky boy

Every 43 seconds someone attempts suicide. The Suicide hotline: 1-800-784-2433. Call it Richard....its going to be ok

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This is the way I left the strip club

http://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/kfcoudbledownnasty.jpg Obviously it was good for me!!!

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Way off topic but ya gotta see it.

http://video.foxnews.com/v/4014801275001/bizarre-emergency-landing-into-pacific-ocean-caught-on-tape/?#sp=show-clips

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Stamp lickers

Them Stamp Lickers How about them Stamp Lickers, Ain't they champs? Drool, slurp slobber, lickin' them stamps. Lickin' them green stamps, lickin' them blue, Lickin' that paper, eatin' that glue! Look at them Stamp Lickers, Ain't they gung-ho! Lickin' them…

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"Don't be an idiot at the strip club: a Stripper's Guide"

"Don't be an idiot at the strip club: a Stripper's Guide" http://jezebel.com/dont-be-an-idiot-at-the-strip-club-a-strippers-guide-1681793887 Rule No. 1: Don't be a woman.

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Strippers are smart, very smart!

Probably will get a lot of grief on this topic, but strippers are smart, very smart! There are two kinds of smart: educational and people. Strippers are people smart not educational smart. They know their customers and…

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Another joke

An old pious Jew who was poor and now so old he was unable to work at his low paying job any longer and feared for he and his wife starving prayed one night: He said his nightly prayers on…

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Your strip club bucket list

lets talk about something useful for once! Name your top 3 clubs/areas that you would like to visit someday and mention the reason you want to visit that club or general club area. Mine would be: 1. Not so much a strip…

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Men's Club in Flint MI

Had a pretty big fire according to the news. Don't think that will be open for a bit if ever again.

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El Paso

Recommendations on clubs with best looking girls in El Paso clubs?

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Bouncy boobie lovers this is for you

http://boobsinmotion.tumblr.com/

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Cops in clubs

Every once in a while cops come into two of the clubs I go to. Both clubs are in the same suburb. They come in and watch for illegal activities and im sure they get their titty fix. Have you…

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$500-$1,000 for stripper pussy

Why do so many strippers value their pussy so high ?

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OT: 3D GIFS of tits and asses

Stumbled across this and it's pretty cool. They added a couple verticals bars to some GIFS and it makes the images look 3Dish without glasses. http://thechive.com/2015/01/26/3d-gifs-put-it-all-right-in-your-face-10-gifs/

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Does January always bring out the weirdos on this forum?

OK, this is my first January on the forum. Can't help but notice a few noobs posting a bunch of lame shit. So is this something that sorta happens every year. Do people make a part of their New Year's…

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Documentary on Child Sex Trafficking

If you are bored w/ nothing to watch this eve; and this interests you, a 3-part documentary on this subject is playing on PBS tonight at 10 pm Eastern (at least on my PBS). The name of the documentary is “A…

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Dallas - Extras

Hey Guys , appreciate a little intel. i am about to go live in Dallas for 3 months. What are the current best clubs for Extras? I dont care about alcohol, i dont care…

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Back space/ TER Girls pricing

In my area the Carolina's 60min is $200, 30min is $125, Quick visit is $60 How is it in your location ?

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Joke of the day

A man's boat sank in the ocean and he found himself in the water. After several hours another boat came by to rescue him. "No need to help me, the Lord will save me" he cried out. The boat left. After several…

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Holding the right thing

All this talk about holding hands got me thinking. What is the best way a dancer led you back to the dance area? Holding hands? Holding your manhood? Grabbing and twisting your ear? Linking arms? Belt around your neck?

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Three boob girl busted for DUI?

Some things you just can't make up. And you'll never guess what state this happened in.... Flori.....duh. lol. http://m.tmz.com/#Article/2015/01/26/jasmine-tridevil-arrested-dui-three-boobed-woman

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Holding hands again

This thread is different than the LDK holding hands thread. My question is how do you feel about a dancer holding your hand when leading you to the and/or leaving lapdance area? Do you like it, don't really care, or don't like…

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Michael Moore- asshole of the century

Once again the ugly fat fuck shoots his mouth off. Snipers are cowards......if i saw him in person, i would blast a full can of mace in his face

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Underage Dancer

Anybody have any insights into the best way to get an under 21 girl (my dream stripper) into a club with me as a customer. No I'm not gonna let her work as a dancer to get in.…

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Dancers Boyfriends and employment

Have you ever had a dancer ask if you could give their boyfriend a job, or get them a job? If you did get them a job, how well did it go. I had a Tilted Kilt girl ask me tonite…

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Strip Club Rags

How many cities have monthly strip club newspapers/magazines? These are usually monthly publications with advertisements for clubs and maybe articles/editorials/stripper of the month. Here are a few I know of: -Unveiled (Philadelphia) -Go Go (Pittsburgh) -Exotic (Portland) -Xcitement (Atlanta) -Xcitement (South Florida) -Night Vision (Columbus)

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Couple prices for LD’s?

2 for $40 dances seem like a decent price and if I went as a single guy I could see me easily having an amazing time for $300. Why are couples charged double? I really don’t understand this one bit.…

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Did we get taken as SC noobs?

My wife decided about 4 months ago she wanted us to start going to SC’s. Apparently we’re in the minority since we enjoy going together and yes I know I’m a lucky man. We both like big tits, a…

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Staying Late at Bad Club

Here's something: Have you ever stayed later than you wanted to at a club in a bad area? Or put yourself in a similarly dangerous situation that you regretted? Years ago, I used to ride the Light Rail to work…

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Songs That Sound Good But No Idea What They Mean?

I like this song "2 on" by Tinasche but no idea what it means even after I read the lyrics. Any other songs like this?

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$12,000 winnings at black Jack

Yea im clubbing soon

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How to get it to be high quality GFE, one thing which makes AMPs and AAMPs diffe

One of the things which is always going to be different about the "service level" in AMPs and AAMPs from SCs is that in the former there will be someone coaching the girls, whereas in an SC this will not…

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da joose mane bean loosN weightz

Downz frum 400lbs to 325lbs Goal 200lbs

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Chelsea Charms!

Chelsea Charms! In Hickory NC at the Crazy Horse Jan 30-31.....her porn star titties are like size Z ! ....in all honesty thats to big but I've never seen this in person...the duke and da juice will so be deeerrrr

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buying property on the boarder of Mexico

Herd its $50 per acre ?

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Kat the Midget Stripper

From the Huffington Post: When Kat Hoffman was growing up in Bellefontaine, Ohio, bullies were a big problem for her. Hoffman, 26, was born with a form of dwarfism that stunted her growth at 3 feet, 11 inches and made her a…

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Afternoon Versus Evening

Writing a review, I had to check either afternoon or evening for my time of visit. The problem is that I was in that gray area of very late afternoon and very early evening. So what is the cutoff between…

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Clubbing in a blizzard

I wonder how clubbing in a blizzard would be? I will be in NYC when the blizzard hits tomorrow and Tuesday and I wonder if the clubs will be open. Clubs in outlying areas tend to shut down…