Strippers are smart, very smart!
VeryBigDawg
Georgia
Example 1. There is high brow club in Atlanta called Cheetah, that I visit very infrequently. It has great looking strippers but very low mileage. It had been a year since I was there, so decided to check it out again. While driving down was thinking of my last visit and decided to sit on the other side of the club to get different perspective. After settling in and enjoy the scenery tipped a tall thin brunette on stage. After her rotation, she stopped by to thank me and was BSing with her and found out she is x-eastern European and that area of the world produces a lot of hot babes. Then she says "It has been long time since you were here", and I exaggerated slightly saying "I never come here". She proceeds to tell me it was about a year since my last visit, and I sat on the other side of the club, and which type of girls I tipped and got dances from. She was 100% correct! How many PLs did she see over the last year, and to remember that almost floored me.
Example 2. My buddy was dating Asian day shift stripper 3 years ago. One night we go to civilian bar together, and he gives me lecture on "Don't tell anybody that she is stripper", which was no problem for me. (But did glance over to her, when he was saying this and her look was like "oh, shit thought I could get some free advertising and some more guys to the club", but that is different story.) So we had good time at the civilian club and very infrequently visited her SC during day shit, and never saw her again. Had totally put her out of my mind. Was in the area and dropped in for day shift and she was there. Did not approach her or tip her on stage, but she walks over to me and smiles saying "Don't tell anybody you saw me here". Damn, 3 fucking years and she remembered that!
God these strippers are smart! What is your experience?
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Case in point: my last trip there was no one available who caught my eye because the talent pool was small and the few hotties all had regulars waiting in line. This one tall black girl (I like short) chatted me up, and she passed the "physical contact" test so I did a set with her. I would never have picked her had there been completion but she knew how to close the deal. And it was a great 5 dances! She was a real pro, which is what I want in a girl I'm not particularly attracted to. She's a "smart stripper".
A married couple goes to a marriage counselor and the husband complains to the counselor that every time him and his wife argue his wife gets “historical” – the counselor says “you mean hysterical” – the husband says “no – historical – she starts bringing out every single little detail since the beginning of our relationship”.
Women are also more about relationships and connections where we just often see them as tits and ass – while we may be staring and drooling over their tits; they are often observing out mannerisms; what we say; and how we say it. Women are often about the details.
But many girls often lie about us having met before as a way to try and open a positive dialog (either that or they are just wrong). I always respond in the same way if a dancer says she remembers me but I don't recall Her. "Can I see your breasts because I always remember a dancer by her breasts." Roughly 75% comply.
I go to black dives mostly and get lots of dances from many different dancers – often times it’s a blur of tits and ass – I really don’t spend much time at all conversing w/ dancers so it’s “wham bam thank you (for the grind) ma’am”.
Often times I’ll have black dancers telling me they know me or remember me – at first I often thought it was SS b/c I often do not remember them – but often times when they get naked and start dancing for me I do end up remembering them.
I've chatted with bright young things who are legitimately stripping their way through college, and some seriously dim bulbs.
However, I think you could argue that some strippers have a certain 'hustle smarts' to their game.
Meanwhile if the newbie male customer asks her if she knows what e equals m c squared means and she thinks it might be a new store at the mall, he might think of her as being stupid. Many people are both ignorant and smart but it depends upon the subject matter.
If you asked me about favorite types of female shoes, I know almost nothing. If you asked me an Astronomy question, I might seem smart.
.... OR you are just an unforgettable VeryBigDawg
I feel safe in saying what you said was a joke, but this chick had all-natural titties. Probably in the top 5 of my personal list of biggest natural tits ever.